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Going out to eat makes you a literal cuckold.

Imagine you know how to cook- even if just the /ck/ benchmark of sundae ramen- and you don't make it for yourself/gf? You just go out to a place where chef loads up his essence into your meal, and you don't get to practice the art of cooking?

You're pretty much inviting another man to cum right down your throat, and down the throats of the friends and family that you've brought along. You and your whole party are essentially pregnant with the child of another man.

I cannot comprehend how people go out to eat and don't feel embarrassed. There is no reason to go out to eat unless you want to have another man inside of you. Think of this logically.
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>>22071317
I only buy food I don't feel like cooking myself
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>>22071317
>You just go out to a place where chef loads up his essence into your meal
You fantasize about chefs jacking off into your food?
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>>22071317
do people really eat “ramen”
like, its so fucking disgusting not even food
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>>22071317
Only a faggot would reduce eating out to having a man inside you.
Accept your homo, and shut the fuck up
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>>22071317
>somebody else labors while you get to enjoy the girl at the table
>op somehow thinks this makes the guy on the date with the girl a cuck
why does all of gen z tryhard to be funny when they are just thinking and speaking in reverse?
did markiplier and slenderman really fuck them up that badly?
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>>22071317
If you're gonna insist on forcing the cuck meme then toiling away in the kitchen in awful conditions for shit pay and long hours just to make food you won't even get to eat sounds incredibly cucked to me.
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ay yo fellas is it gay to have someone cook your food?
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you're so many levels of in the closet
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>>22071317
Cucking is the act of extracting 18 years worth of free resources from a man against his will.

Paying someone else to do menial tasks for you is not cuckoldry. You don't magically owe child support to a restaurant after eating there. Imagine owing tips for 18 years to a waitress... no one would ever eat out again.
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>>22071317
I don’t think it’s like that at all
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OP is obviously retarded and I didn't read past his first sentence but yeah if you give money to someone else, especially a foreigner; that is the definition of cuckoldry.
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>>22071955
>my dad didnt want me so now i will project about unrelated things on the internet
take a chill pill
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>>22071962
>he thinks dads don't want the kids instead of not wanting the whore any longer
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>>22071955
Like enjoying his daughter? There is literally nothing more cucked than having a daughter. Think about it logically.
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>>22071960
that's not how semicolons are used, but okay
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>>22071506
Motherfucker's having Turkish delight with the white witch.
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>>22072393
>raise girl
>she grows up to make her boyfriends treat her like a princess or they don't get pussy
pretty sure her boyfriends are the cucks, anon.
you literally think in reverse.
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>>22071317
>I cannot comprehend how people go out to eat and don't feel embarrassed.
Have you considered that you're insane?
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>>22071317
Cooking food takes time. Time is money.
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>>22072440
Chad doesn't treat girls like princesses. In fact beta orbiters do that and get no puss.
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>>22072440
Sussy response senpai. Their boyfriends are only the cucks if they're doing the providing and you're doing the fucking, is that what's going on, hmmmmm?
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Zoomers making everything about NTR will always be hilarious to me.



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