>be me (fat fuck)>new deli/cafe opens in town>serves what you expect, soups of the day, trendy coffees, etc.>can either order half a sandwich or a full>full is explicitly called "FRIEND-SIZED" on the menuDespite it just being a regular whole sandwich on regular sliced bread I can't bring myself to order a "friend-sized" sandwich for just me. It acutely makes me feel like a gluttonous fucking loser for not having a friend to split my "friend-sized" sandwich with, even though I've never been the type to be insecure about having lunch/dinner by myself.If any of you fatty haters are planning on opening a food establishment, take notes.
>>22071743sounds like it is by women for women
you feel like a gluttonous loser because you are oneorder friend sized and shut up
>>22071743They are trying to help you fatass.
>>22071743so ordering the biggest pizzas and eating them by yourself is nothing but a "friend-sized" sammy purchase is a soul crushing experience?I have no words
>>22071743friend-sized you say?
they do this so they can sell half a sandwich for the price of a full sandwich btw
>>22071743Why not bring the friend sized home and eat it in the dark of your hovel where no one can see you feast. I would never eat a whole pizza in public which is why I only eat pizza at home alone. A couple slices simply isn't enough. I need a whole za, a large fries, and a chicken seizer salad eaten alone in my dark kitchen with all the shades drawn where no can watch me. I'm not fat or gay btw.
>>22071743Maybe they believe in generous portions for company and the person order the full sandwich is the friend
>>22071743imagine being filtered by words. I would buy it no problem.
Normally I don't side with gluttonous OPs in these situations, but you actually have a point. This deli is passive aggressively shaming patrons for wanting more than half a sandwich. Let it fail.
