>just jerk a shot of must' from the 'tard schlong, you'll like it!They eliminated the shaking and farting of regular bottles, but at what cost?
>>22071808I consider it a condiment udder, not a condiment penis. Other penises are not something I think about often.
>>22071808I should call him
>>22071808I’d rather use a pump, at least then I can use just a palm heel or fist and don’t have to dirty my whole hand>>22071814Not often isn’t never
>>22071814Most people have never seen a cow irl. Non-American (ie obese) men see a penis every time they urinate.
>>22071826Browsing 4chan puts you on the front line with faggots like OP who insist on mentioning other cocks all the time and I count reading a word in my head as thinking about it on some level.
>>22071808bro, this is how you jerk off??
>>22071839the ol violent grab N squeeze
tbf that does look more like a bull's penis than a cow's teat
>>22071808WAY too much mustard.
>>22071855For you.
I accidently bought heinz mustard once. Never again.
>>22071913How do you "accidently" fuck up that bad? Heinz mustard doesn't look anything like a jar of Grape Poupon.
https://youtu.be/jJ0trKBniDE
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>>22071808Holy shit, it's 19 year old Manchester alcoholic Jim E. BrownI saw him warm up Lebanon Hanoverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckf6aOA0Ps
>>22071830>not having a toilet mirror>not watching the urine rush from your bodyEuropeans really are soulless.
>>22071808That's more like milking a cow, who the fuck masturbates by pointing his erect penis right at the fucking ground to then literally squeeze out a load?Still, it's so fucking tiresome how everything has to be a humiliation ritual for the goyim nowadays, can't even consume goyslop without having to jerk off the condiment bottle.Nuke israel and nuke america.
>>22071966>it’s not like masturbation>why are they humiliating you by making you jerk off a bottle??pick one, retard
What most of you are missing is that OP isn't talking about jerking himself off, he's talking about jerking off another man. And the vid he posted of the condiment dick squeezers does look like a gay handjob not that I know anything about that haha.
>>22071808>Americans just have giant bottles hanging from chains from the ceiling
>>22071808>>22071966Literally me after milking the mustard bull
>>22071808Nobody jerks like that. He's obviously milking the tard.
>>22072007It's understandable, when they heard "tard schlong" they thought it meant theirs.
will admit I got a little hard after watching that
>>22071830You dont know how parentheses work
>>22071966That’s exactly how I jerk off dummy
>>22071808hard to believe he's only 19
>>22071830>Most people have never seen a cow irlindia has more people than your country.
>>22071966well it's your fault for being a fat mind and desiring condiments.real men just eat the dog raw.
>>22072552>real men just eat the dog raw.In the Midwest we call this "raw dogging" but we often spell it "dawg".
>>22071808I happen to be watching The Matrix and they dispense their food from something similar.
this reminds me more of a cow's teats than a cock but unlike OP I don't have cock on my mind 24/7
>>22071826>at least then I can use just a palm heel or fist and don’t have to dirty my whole handbased OCD enjoyer
>>22071826>>22074132You're not supposed to grab it with your whole hand. You make a tight circle around it with your thumb and one (1) finger, and ring the sauce out in peristalsis motion.
it's a squeeze bottle on a chain, you neurotic freaks.
>>22074451When it hangs and swings we call it an udders nipple
>>22071808That is entirely too much mustard, it's unevenly distributed. Some bites will have a huge gush and others only a small tang. I do not care for this fellow or his sloppy application of condiments.
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