Now that Europoors have discovered the glory of Ranch dressing, will they finally start putting some respect on American cuisine? I think the days of European arrogance are at an end.
>>22074144They're willing to risk the lives of everyone on their flight home by smuggling oversized liquids on the plane, just to bring back the tangy zip of ranch dressing to enhance their bleak euroslop.
>>22074144>>22074146has to be a joke it's just spiced mayo + sour cream +/- buttermilk cream and like dill if you want
>>22074146>the bottles of toothpasteTopkek
Mutts must be really desperate if a shitty sauce is the only thing they can find to believe their shithole is not a shithole
>>22074152You'd think so, but this kind of thing happens all the time. Honey Dill sauce, the #1 best chicken tendie dip in the world, basically a Manitoba specialty that hasn't been heard of anywhere else in the world.
>>22074157That sounds pretty good, would try on my tendies for sure
>>22074152>europeans >spicedThere's your problem.
>>22074146I can buy Salad Cream in the states. I'm sure Europeans can figure out how to get ranch in the old country (oh wait they're retarded servile peons)
>>22074144there is no ranch in this picture
>>22074146the international consequences of this event will never be the same
>>22074155This is the greatest moment in American-Europeon relations since we saved your asses in WW2, and again you people do nothing but seethe about it.
>>22074159If you're a chicken tendie enjoyer, you owe it to yourself to try honey dill. You'll never go back.
>>22074144Imagine doing crack. What a dumb bitch. Ranch is disgusting too only fats here in the states use that crap.
>>22074174This moment is only happening in your head, friend
>>22074168https://x.com/elsathora/status/2065215823271366845
>>22074146>didn't have anyone tell them they should get the seasoning mixes to avoid thisNo...
>>22074180Europes most beautiful woman is now officially the "Ranch sauce girl".America showing the world how soft power is done.
>>22074144forced bullshit twitter memeyou can literally get ranch dressing in some cornerstore in my forgotten mountain valley village here in Norway. it tastes like shit anyway compared to making it yourself
>>22074185>OMG Americans your ranch dressing is SO GOOD follow my kick to see my cleavageNever mind the cynics are right, this is fake shit.
>>22074186Most European food merchants don't keep an isle dedicated to American delicacies. EU parliament should pass a law to address this. Every European child should have an opportunity to purchase Hidden Valley without having to resort to the black market.
>>22074189So you're a faggot as well as a tastelet. Typical Euroid.
>>22074191I'm American. I don't doubt that there are a large amount of Europeans visiting who are surprised at the quality of food here, including ranch. With that said, she has a vested interest in pushing this trend to draw attention to herself and her stream to get more money. The fact that she's calling herself the official ranch girl means she's cashing in. Something like this would mean more if it didn't come from an account with almost 130k followers.
>>22074192Is the official Transportation Security Administration (TSA) in on the ranch grift to get this influencer more followers? Obviously not. This is a real, organic phenomenon.https://x.com/TSA/status/2067670933741933034
>>22074171We should rename the constellation Aquarius to ranch. The coming astrological period needs to be the Age of Ranch. The next 2000 years should be dedicated to the veneration of Ranch.
>>22074194Again anon, I am not saying that europeans are not enjoying themselves. I am saying specific actors are cashing in on a trend because there is a fresh market of 300 million people who never heard of these european influencers. This? >>22074146Real phenomenon, the result of real people forgetting about TSA regulations. This? >>22074144 >>22074185Fake for attention.
>>22074194>Is the official Transportation Security Administration (TSA) in on the ranch griftWhats more likely anon>People who have been told for decades that American food is 70% sawdust 25% corn syrup and 5% red 40 dye are finding out that thats not the case and are sharing it on social media>The American government and a squadron of thots are gassing up American egos and nobody actually likes this slop that only Americans can stomach
>>22074199The ranch craze is real. You might have heard about it via an influencer, because that's how you learn about current events: popular people with massive followings talking about it (we used to call them "news anchors"). >real thing happens>influencers talk about it>the news becomes trendingThis doesn't make it fake, it's how the world works in the current year.
>>22074207You are not reading my posts and it is no longer worth engaging with you.
>>22074201>>The American government and a squadron of thots are gassing up American egos and nobody actually likes this slop that only Americans can stomachSo you actually are a schizo, sad. Not even just a government conspiracy, but obviously WOMEN are also to blame.
>>22074144ranch is fucking nasty
>>22074195
>>22074208>You are not reading my posts!Do come back after you've had a good cry and calmed down.
>>22074215Your mom is nasty.
>>22074144>will they finally start putting some respect on American cuisine?No, they'll claim that ranch dressing is actually an old world thing just like they do with chili and goulash/spagbol.
>>22074234Good point. They are shameless culture thieves. Everything good about "European" food is stolen. Noodles, perogies, anything with tomatoes, potatoes or spices. Their entire culture is pilfered, they couldn't even come up with their own religion and had to steal it from the jews.
>>22074185That is one mid european girl. And seeing how crqzy americans are going for her, it seems her marketing is working.
>>22074174>we saved your asses in WW2That was the Canadians, kiddo.>>22074144Euro in Ameriland here. I posted here before about my love for ranch when I first tried it and my attempts at finding the good one. Turns out, they all such except Hidden Valley Ranch powder mix in the sachets. The jars? No. The bottles of ready mixed ranch? Nah. Other brands? Fuck off. It must be HVR and it must be powder mix and it must be from a sachet.My cousins when they visited fell in love with Reese's Pieces. They called them their vitamins lolI shipped them a few bags every Christmas until an American store opened up in their area and they could buy their own.My mother loved egg nog, pumpkin and sweet potato pies and the general Thanksgiving setup, so long as the turkey isn't dry as a nun's cunt.My brother and sister live in the US and are considerably more Americanised than I am. My brother and his hausfrau subsist on vegan ready meals, for example. >>22074182You're the devil. >>22074192>surprised at the quality of food here, including ranch.I was surprised how bad most of it is, honestly. But the good stuff is really good. The bad stuff is bad but not usually horrifyingly terrible. Little Debbie can burn in fucking hell, though. Excepting Nutty Buddies, everything they do is godfuckingawful. Everything.
>>22074190Strict laws prohibiting bbc semen in foodstuff.
>>22074258Based Ranch knower. It's all about the packets and upgrading the mayo/buttermilk.
>>22074144they're not even eating the good ranch, with buttermilk. it's just flavored oil
>>22074195It means someone backtraced the recipe and now the EU is going to be flooded with "not ranch" ranch products
>>22074279Does the EU not respect Protected Designation of Origin for American delicacies? It should be illegal for them to sell domestic imitation Ranch without labeling it as such. Real Ranch needs to come from the US of A.
Thick ranch or thin ranch?
>>22074288Go THICC or go home.
>>22074288Thicccc for dipping tendies, thinner for salads
>>22074186This, it's such disingenuous influence dogshit.>>22074190Most larger grocery stores do have an "american" section you lying cunt. Ranch is not some mythical secret substance nobody knew about, it's engagement bait.
>>22074321The ranch trend 100% real and authentic. Global interest in Ranch is mooning, and it's all because of the World Cup forcing Euros to step out of their safe space.
Looks like the Americans have fallen for the marketing campaign, hook line and sinker. We have had this in Europe for years and it just sits alongside other salad dressings. No other country who has hosted the world cup has got so stupid over this . . .it's a novelty for the Americans -home of commercialism and corporate franchise.
>>22074356Cope and seethe, europoor. Everyone loves American food
>>22074368This is the greatest moment of American revanchism or as I call it: The Great ReRanchism.Europoors can no longer deny the superiority of American tastes, the cats out of the bag, the algorithm has spoken.Europe will bow before American soft power. They will eat the ranch, and they will love it, even if it makes them hate themselves.
>>22074356Europeans specifically have spent decades talking mad shit about American food so of course people are going to be proud and go "they finally get it!" when seeing things like this. Who doesn't like praise?
>>22074144Americans are so insecure.It's quite sad really.
>>22074144This has to be one of the weirdest attempt at propaganda I have ever seen.
>>22074384>AHHH I'M BEING PROPAGANDIZED! First the ruskies now the yankees! Everyone is out to get poor innocent europe!
>>22074146EuroKEKS hahahahahahhahahahajajjahha
>>22074180Fat bitch doing nothing but eating. Repulsive. And shitting also.
>>22074356thisFOTM social media fadRanch is an *okay* dressing, the reason it's popular in the US is that it's the only US dressing that is routinely in danger of containing actual herbs. The other options available are disgusting HFCS ketchup jelly, disgusting HFCS "sweet" mustard and syrup-"BBQ" sauce, it's no wonder that ranch wins over that
>>22074155Just enjoy the ranch faggot, ungrateful bitch I'll put some ranch in your mouth
LEGALIZE RANCH
>>22074401>it's the only US dressing that is routinely in danger of containing actual herbsMiracle Whip alone contains over twenty different spices. Most of which have to be herbs, because you run out of possible non-herb spices before you get to 20+.
>>22074408you cannot get "miracle whip" in US restaurants, the only options available I've spelled out in my postthus, miracle whip literally does not exist.
Europeans are so pathetic lmaoo
Apparently yuros are also massive alcoholics. The Scottish footie fans drank up all the beer in Boston. Maybe they'd drink less of they had delicious ranch in their homelands.
>>22074410>in US restaurants,you're far too retarded for this website
>>22074424Maybe they just aren't lightweights and can handle their alcohol. Americans are notorious for their inability to handle a "skinful"
>>22074434No they just autistically only want tennents and Boston ran out so to jerk off euros the news said LOLOL THEY DRANK ALL DA BEER
>>22074439OK, manlet. Back to your tumblers of Bud Light. Don't have more than two though..
>>22074444Bud light literally has more alcohol in it than a tennents. Euros unironically drink some of the weakest shit around
>>22074426ironic
>>22074250>That is one mid european girl.
>>22074157>the #1 best chicken tendie dip in the worldif you need dip your tendies suck.you're literally eating cope sauce.
>>22074199and i'm telling you that you're refusing to understand that euros are 99.8% npc and literally just follow trends.ranch being tasty to npcs is a probability of 1.you must understand this.
>>22074198ranch isn't good enough for aqaurius.switch it out with the disease named one instead.
>>22074215correct!
>>22074356the cope of this thought process is almost astounding, but nothing surprises me any longer.
>>22074410>you cannot get "miracle whip" in US restaurantsyou're literally lying, anon.
>>22074439That's not true though. They even went to the Sam Adams brewery bar and drank up all the Sam Adams. They're drinking up everything else when the Tennents is gone which is quickly because Boston bars don't stock a lot of it.
>>22074542>0.33% (3 577) of U.S. restaurants offer Miracle whip dishes on their menus >yfw
>>22074195how new
>>22074547so you admit that you can get it.thanks for playing, dummy.
>>22074556thanks for autism
...there's been international sporting events held in the US before, why the fuck is this time so special?
>>22074560It's not really, it's a joyless country and this is already permeating through the tournament. Horrible place overall and I doubt they'll bid for another tournament as their ignorance tends to make them offended so easily.
>>22074330>real and authenticMy fucking ass.It's getting searched by people who watch tiktok because influencers won't shut the fuck up about something that got trending and they can make some easy money off of. Imagine it being your job to review meme food and instead of needing to travel to LA and wait in like for 5 hours to get the viral "Orange Fart-Tart" you can just put 2-dollar ranch on a shitty fast food burger and get just as much return. Of course they're gonna force that shit. How dumb are you?
>>22074556If your restaurant isn't the 1/300 that does offer it when you go then no it doesn't exist and you can't get it. This is like saying that Hep C is on the menu because 1/300 restaurants has an IV drug user in back of house who works with open cuts(odds are much higher than 1/300 there).
>>22074560Because it's the World Cup and soccer is the most popular sport in the world. It isn't hard to figure out.
>>22074560America is in a pretty vulnerable place right now in terms of ego. Having completely disrupted the entire chain of global trade, screwing over not only ourselves, but our allies as well, and giving 300 billion to a terrorist state is extremely embarrassing. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but even something as small as snooty europeans going "you know what, ranch is pretty good" is helping morale a lot. It's like giving a pat on the back to the kid who completely bombed his class project and is on the verge of tears.
>>22074590>America is in a pretty vulnerable place right now in terms of ego. Having completely disrupted the entire chain of global trade, screwing over not only ourselves, but our allies as well, and giving 300 billion to a terrorist state is extremely embarrassing.The average person doesn't give a hoot about any of that bullshit.
>>22074532>being that special brand of autist who refuses to eat anything but the most bland and basic foodsyikes
>>22074606It's also horseshit from the stupid boomer poster who hates America. No other country has the ability to do whatever the hell they want on the global stage. That's true power.
>>22074299objectively the worst sauce
>>22074144Right now is the time to open a ranch business in europe.
>>22074185She's hot. Probably smells better than any girl I've met in my life>>22074190>Every European child should have an opportunity to purchase Hidden Valley without having to resort to the black market.I kekd hard.Well time to sleep boys Ive been up for more than 24 hrs. Didn't even do anything, just watched randum cooking and truck camping videos on YouTube.
>>22074606If we were still actually in the war, I would agree. Coming hot off the heels of what was basically an unconditional surrender from us, giving them hundreds of billions? No, that has an impact.
Hidden valley is the worst ranch. KENS RANCH IS THE BEST RANCH.
>>22074424Thats because american beer is piss water. Burgers use volume %, Euros use Mole %. 5% beer in scotland is like 15% in the US.
>>2207454799% of restaurants are franchises like McDonalds, BK, Subway, etc. that don't have a contract with Miracle Whip. Of the remaining 1% of authentic restaurants, 1/3 of them carry Miracle Whip.
>>22074764>a """"""""""""contract"""""""""""""">a kraft "packet">with soybean oil HFCS Modified CornstarchI'm pretty sure there's no remaining visible piece of herbs in there, it's all powderthank you for proving my pointall US condiments are race-to-the-bottom-sysco awful, despite the fact that it's really easy to make homemade ketchup in-house or any condimentthe supply chain caters to retarded people that go "I WANT TO BECOME A CHEF!!!" and then they open a place and can stay afloat for a long time despite producing refuse because oil and sugar is tasty and can sellit's not like it's a unique US problem, US is simply the first to """"""optimize"""""" the restaurants out of the flavor
>>22074786>despite the fact that it's really easy to make homemade ketchup in-houseShit like mayo sure but if you've ever actually made ketchup or specifically dijon mustard you'd know it's very time-consuming for ketchup and a fucking bitch and time-consuming for dijon. Other stuff sure but you get next to no benefit making your own ketchup for the time and labor you put in unless you make some specialty product like mushroom ketchup which is really its own condiment that just shares the name.
it's mostly mayo, garlic, and onions, right?is that different from a common salad dressing like this?
>>22074802and dill
>>22074792Mustard sureketchup? mayo?>no benefit making your own ketchup for the time and laboryeah except the ketchup doesn't taste like HFCS trashof course that doesn't count in the US, kraft jelly is perfectly acceptable, after all it resembles a ketchup like 60-70% and can cover up the taste of disgusting ingredients like a normal ketchup wouldit's *passable*, you and I can shovel the nuggets into the maw regardless of whether it's homemade or kraft, I absolutely agree with you, that's the essence of american foodwould americans accept not eating fast food every meal if it was too expensive to do since the food stands alone as a dish worldwide? of course notit's all about approaching the threshold of disgusting from the cost POV
>>22074807>mayo?I included mayo in things that make sense to make in-house. Hot english or beer mustard are easy enough to make, it's just dijon that's a bitch if you're committing to doing it right.No, ketchup is not much better when you make it yourself without extra sugar. It's less sweet if you prefer it that way but you'd get 90% of the benefit by just spicing a no-sugar-added ketchup with whatever you would have put in the homemade batch. It would be retarded to make ketchup in-house as a general condiment unless you're some high-class tasting menu and it was a specific part of one particular dish.If you suggested mayo and not ketchup then I'd believe you've actually made any of these condiments yourself.
>>22074575
>>22074581Power Slap is the biggest sport in the world, and it's not even close. Power Slap's numbers MOG goyball.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mqkocV8NxAA
>>22074819>It would be retarded to make ketchup in-house as a general condiment unless you're some high-class tasting menusee, you agree with me that unless the dish can stand on its own it doesn't make sense to make a ketchup that's not sweet and more herb-basedit absolutely doesn't make sense to make a condiment that isn't designed to mask the shitty ingredient cooked by a retardthat's a normal american viewpointoil/sugar/spicy condiments exist to mask the taste of shitty food, that's their whole point!it's funny how you go on non-western wikipedia for a ketchup and the sugar is like a distant fourth+ ingredient if it's even there
>>22074828I legitimately don't think you've actually tried to make ketchup or any of these condiments yourself at home or you'd know that it takes like 10-12 hours to cook it down proper from the tomatoes themselves and it's not really better at all than a decent ketchup you would buy pre-made, that you can then spice yourself to your needs. That's why I think you're an idiot for suggesting restaurants make ketchup in-house here >>22074786and why I think you're just talking out of your ass. I don't think we're even actually having a conversation, I'm discussing the pros and cons of making various condiments in-house for a restaurant and you just want to shitpost about americans. I made two nice jars of creme fraiche just yesterday that I'll be using over the next month or so and I don't think you've made any condiments yourself even once.
>>22074836you're arguing for a point that doesn't exist in realitywhat percentage of US restaurants buys tomato paste and seasons it themselves over just buying the shitty kraft jelly in packets which you can through into the takeout orders removing another problem thoughin US it's all the way one way or the other, it's obvious which way wins>WE'RE DISCUSSING PROS AND CONS OF RESTAURANTS MAKING A NON-SHITTY FOOD AND CLEARLY THE SHITTY FOOD IS MORE COST-EFFECTIVEI agree with you man, 100%, I wonder if you thought the argument through though>YOU NEVER COOKED KETCHUP FOR YOURSELFI concede, I never didramsey chain restaurants in US somehow manage to cook the fucking homemade ketchup every day though, they probably have unique european tools tho
>>22074848>buys tomato paste and seasons it themselvesYou get this uppity about "bro make the ketchup inhouse make sure it's THE GOOD STUFF it's easy I think" and of course you don't even actually know how to make proper ketchup. If you don't even know what goes into making what you're demanding restaurants make then maybe just shut the fuck up because you don't even know what you're talking about. Pick a topic you're more well-versed in as a vehicle to shitpost about americans.You want to bitch about restaurants buying mayo when you've never made that either?
>>22074155It is honestly very sad that they chose this of all things to astroturf about. I don't like America either but surely they could have more going for it than this.
>>22074854anon, "homemade ketchup and mayo is too hard to make for restaurants and YOU would KNOW if YOU made it for yourself" is a quite a retarded hill to die onI did make a mayo myself and it was very easy and delicious. At restaurant scale, it's even easier and ketchup is exactly the same wayhere's a ramsey video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSHXG-5ShFkthere are plenty of non-kraft good quality condiments available for purchase for anyone in US, if you were an american instead of a brown person you would know. It doesn't make sense to make my own ketchup when european groceries provide better quality ketchup than anything in US restaurantsplease stop coping anon, US condiments available in restaurants (cheapest possible) are bad
>>22074786>>22074792Some foods are meant to be made by machines. They're just too labor intensive and difficult to perfect by hand, while machines make it perfectly every time, make it so efficiently and in such abundance that the lowliest pleb can enjoy it.Ketchup is one such commodity. In the past only aristocrats would ever experience such pure ketchup that is glossy as Heinz 57. Plebs would have grainy sauce with the texture of tomato paste. I thank God every day for the fortune to have been born in the era where such perfect ketchup is readily available at such insanely low prices.
>>22074862>are you saying it's too hard for the restaurants?No, where did I say that? I'm saying that it's not a good allocation of time or resources making in-house ketchup because you can just buy a decent-quality one and spice it to your needs. If a restaurant chooses to buy a bad one instead of a decent one that doesn't suddenly make it a good idea to make homemade ketchup from scratch. They should just buy a better one. And you're an know-nothing idiot for suggesting otherwise.>I made mayo once!Amazing, glad you got there. Go make ketchup from scratch over the course of 12 hours and then compare it to a decent pre-made one so you can realize how dumb your argument is.>look at ramsey making mayo and not ketchupI said that mayo makes sense to make in-house twice now. Do you have dementia? I am saying that ketchup specifically is retarded to make from scratch when you can just buy a decent one and spice it. A restaurant spending the time to make a proper ketchup from constituent tomatoes is being unwise with its time and labor for no tangible benefit. You think there would be some tangible benefit, but it's because you've never actually made the product you're demanding gets made in-house because you are a poser retard who wants to pretend he knows what he's talking about.>>22074864This guy gets it. Some things take a long time and are worth it. Tomato ketchup is not one of those things.
>>22074871>If a restaurant chooses to buy a bad one instead of a decent one that doesn't suddenly make it a good idea to make homemade ketchup from scratch. They should just buy a better one.anon PLEASE communicate that somehow to 99% of US restaurantsI am REALLY counting on you>Go make ketchup from scratch over the course of 12 hours>A restaurant spending the time to make a proper ketchup from constituent tomatoes is being unwise with its time and labor for no tangible benefit.>You think there would be some tangible benefit, but it's because you've never actually made the product you're demanding gets made in-house because you are a poser retard who wants to pretend he knows what he's talking about.again, anon...I did try ramsey's "just fries" in vegas a couple of years agothe homemade ketchup was so good I ordered another batch and it was hard for me to stand upright after all of that since I was so fullit is ok to not know what normal food tastes like, but please do not voice your opinions on here cooking boarddid you by any chance travel overseas?
>>22074146>every single bottle's label is perfectly facing the camera.buy an ad
>>22074157So IKEA salmon sauce but with honey flavoring?
>>22074878I hate to break it to you because that ketchup was so life-changing, but the homemade ketchup at Mr Ramsey's place wasn't that crazy good because of the lengthy cooking down of the tomatoes(which is the actual process along with the blending and straining that makes a proper from-scratch ketchup). It was because of the shit they added to it. It's funny that you complain about the terrible state of strict cynical cost-chasing in restaurants when the only real benefit they got out of cooking down the tomatoes over using a decent premade product as a base to add to is getting to slap "totally made in-house" on the menu so that people like you(who has never made ketchup in their lives) will think that was totally the reason it tasted amazing and be willing to pay premium for something that is really only elevated by the herbs, spices, etc added to the reduced tomato. Please please please just take a day and make ketchup yourself so you can realize how much of an asshole you are about this. This will be my last post to you because I have been arguing for too long with someone who admits he has no fucking idea what he's talking about, has never made the product he claims to know so much about, and got starstruck by ketchup that probably just had some balsamic and a sensible herb mix added in.
>>22074891>It was because of the shit they added to it.>It's funny that you complain about the terrible state of strict cynical cost-chasing in restaurants when the only real benefit they got out of cooking down the tomatoes over using a decent premade product as a base to add to is getting to slap "totally made in-house" on the menu so that people like you(who has never made ketchup in their lives) will think that was totally the reason it tasted amazing and be willing to pay premium for something that is really only elevated by the herbs, spices, etc added to the reduced tomato. you're literally agreeing with me and conceding but in a weird asshole retard wayyes, it's "all the shit they added to it" that makes it tastyyes, they may have ordered those tomatoes reduced from sysco, added "all the shit" later and labeled it as "homemade"what is the actual outcome of all of this?the ketchup available on order in all US fast food and restaurants is hot trash and the "homemade" ketchup is good>This will be my last post to youapply yourself anon
>>22074208>>22074891>You are not reading my posts and it is no longer worth engaging with you.13 hours later> This will be my last post to you because I have been arguing for too long with someone who admits he has no fucking idea what he's talking about
>>22074905I jumped in because he was talking about restaurants doing ketchup homemade in-house like an idiot. I was arguing with that retard for 2 hours and some change. Still far longer than I should have.
>>22074914>>22074905>americans WON because of AUTISMokay
>>22074914
>>22074566>joylessThat's a good word for them. Nasty bunch.
>>22074207Everything influencers say is fake. They are paid actors. A sponsor paid for their trip and every post they make follows contractual obligations
I hate food influencers. They ruined a lot of restaurants in my city, they all go for “le trendy food” without any substance or much thought in it.
>>22074389Thanks for proving it poltard. You actually think anyone is taking this shit seriously?
>>22074560It's not. Most people in Europe aren't even following the games because we're asleep. I really love basketball but I rarely get to see a game.
>>22074157the best tendie and fries dip is arab toum.>oil>shitloads of garlic>salt>maybe lemon>put it in a blender and it becomes a whipped cream texture
>>22074827indians aren't a draw
>>22075006tell that to assholes honking their horns at midnight while I'm trying to sleep
>>22075006I'm from Germany and i didn't even know theres a Football WC going on in the outskirts.Got to know about it here on /ck/ because of the endless "muhh Ranch Dressing is dope" threads.
Euroniggers are so embarrassing, hoping I can snag an American wife and leave this shithole continent filled with poors
i think maybe we have ranch dressing, but it's just not called thatthough i won't know for certain until i've tried the american ones>>22075055sometimes staying in your native country is the better optionin your case, Pakistanplease reconsider
>>22075056You're some monkey skinned Germoid, don't pipe up monkey.
>>22074146time to abolish TSA
>>22075060if by "monkey skinned Germoid" you mean "snow white nordic" then yea maybe i should pipe downaside:"monkey skinned germoid" could be a fitting name for a british dish
>>22075074Du'ekke nordisk, jævla stygge svartskalle
>>22075075regardless of what you were expecting, i'm not gonna send a pic of my toes with a timestampi can use my nordic words instead; i think we both will enjoy that morePetter Dass (nordnorsk dikter etc):sør for Trøndelag: Peder Vannklosetthelt nedi sør: Per Doi Oslo: Per Der-det-skjerTysfjord og nordover: Peder Porselenstelefonnærmere finske-grensa kaller de han for Vidar Busk (oversatt)værsågod, negerpus
>>22074144We've had ranch for years, or at least we have in bongland
>>22074299>>22074623Kraft's is absolutely the best ranch "sauce". Thick, so white it's almost blinding. Can't stand yellowed ranch.
>>22075098Do you call it "chutney" over there?
>>22074157never seen this label beforet. sask
>>22074951thats not new and there are good restuarants everywhere. you are either immune to advertising or youre not.
>>22074144Yea ranch is pretty good. We put it on pizza here in the Midwest too
Yeah this is obviously the first time anyone from Europe visited the US.
>>22074144they call it Rawnch
>>22074185I find this 'Perfect Bimbo' look genuinely unattractive, give me a 7/10 girl instead any day of the week.
>>22075299>choosing a 7/10 over Tenten
>>22075148Holy zozzle my guy
>>22074590not wanting jews to bomb your children is le terrorism and le bad
>>22074713Don't worry we have the master of the deal handling this. It's 6d chess
>>22074157didn't like sweet pickles until i started adding chili powders or hot sauce
>>22074146>>22074879Yeah, this gotta be a marketing stunt.Ranch isn't some mystery that's unavailable in Europe, it's in every grocery store next to other salad dressings
>>22076499Not American ranch
>>22076511This is true. I'm Europe you can't bbc sperm as an ingredient.
>>22074213The govt. engages in a lot of conspiracies regularly. Most of them are pretty idiotic.Paying advertisers on social media to make USA look good? Of COURSE they do that.
Man this whole ”europeans are going to USA for the first time ever and actually loving it that means USA IS STILL NUMBER 1!!!!” meme is just sad. Really tells how desperate for validation modern americans are because they know their empire is crumbling.
What is this retarded shit? Ranch dressing isn't new. It's boring as hell and has been around for decades everywhere.
>>22074376you live in a shithole, ranch is your equivalent for pajeet curry cope when exposed to the truth LMAOamerimutts confirmed as India-tier shithole.
This Chinese tier propaganda is the most pathetic thing America has done in a while
>>22074144>pfplisten i know posting twitter slop here has become normalbut come onevery single one of these "wow mutt food is like crack, its so much better than euro food!" is engagement baitits not real.these arent real emotions on display, its a post made to generate money from engagement.
>>22074174>saved
>>22076898It’s an American remoralization campaign
>>22076524They’re heavily involved in the entertainment industry but would NEVER develop marketing/propaganda campaigns for social mediaNever ever, i totally promise
>>22074167the american delusion of superiority will never not be tragic, like watching a child smoking a cigarette and thinking it makes him a cool adult
>>22074144>We need ranchBut we have ranch
>>22076964Europoor "ranch" has nothing to do with Real American Ranch. This is why it hits so hard, Euros have been lied to their whole lives.
>>22076992Nobody uses ranch in Europe. Except for Karen at her brunch. How are you liking her vlog from the football championship, btw?
>>22077020It's heart warming. These European testimonials have convinced me not all Europoors are brainless, heartless, soulless plebs. There's hope for some of you.
I gotta be honest with you guys, I've had ranch only once in my life from a decent takeaway place and it was fucking disgusting. Horribly sweet.
>>22076992What's the difference?
>>22077045American Ranch is the real McCoy. Europoor "ranch" is ersatz slop.Learn the difference, it could save your life.
>>22077056Understood. I just wanted to know the main differences in the ingredients. I didn't know we were being irrational.
>>22077056>Learn the differenceThen tell us.
>>22075042stop lying... what do you gain from this?
euro here.isn't ranch dressing basically a diluted tartar sauce that you use to season salads?
>>22077258jfc... this is why Euros are getting their minds blown the moment they leave their containment zone and experience the real world.Another anon thought ranch was basically just salad cream lol
>>22077258Yes.But Americans need emotional support.One influencer mentioned it and it made headlines in the USA, so they spammed it everywhere.Sounds like North Korea.
>>22077271If you read the ingredients, it's basically a liquid mayonnaise with garlic, onion, buttermilk and herbs. it's not fucking haute cuisine.are you really proud of that processed slop of all things?
>>22077280Like with most things (that are usually pretty unspectacular) each individual clings onto it like it's their own invention and actually exceptionally smug about it. It epitomises the desperate nobody.
>>22077280>>22077290This whole episode really shows how sad Europoors are. A few honest euros admitting American food really is quite amazing and your entire continent is coping and seething about it.The only thing keeping you people going is imaging the rest of the world is as shit as Europe.
I've literally never used ranch as salad dressing. Only ever as a dip. t. American
>>22077302>influencers>Honest in anything
>>22077302Not from me. I've actually been to America nearly a dozen times. Three times for leisure, the rest for business. I've been to a lot of places. I didn't actually denigrate your food, but you're so overtly nationalistic, naive and xenophobic amongst other things that you shit your little panties and wailed away. You've never left your country, probably never will. You'll spend your time being a pig-shooting hick and lusting after the female members of your family. You're a worm.
>>22077314It's time we pay Europe a visit like our grandaddies did and give you a refresher on American supremacy.We tried extending the olive branch (ranch), but you insist that we take the iron fist out of the velvet glove.
>>22077324>American supremacy.Lives alive in your head, the rest of the world laughs.
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>>22077324You put your hands in your front pockets with your thumbs out don't you?
>>22077345Thumbs are the only thing that go in my pockets. Real ones know that having your whole hand in your pocket will cost you valuable seconds when the shit hits the fan and you need to quick draw on someone.
>>22074144>>22074146Why are Americans so desperate for Euro validation? One Swede posts about how they enjoy a sauce and suddenly every American creams his pants over how "Da EUROOOOOOOOOOS love our ranch!" as if this is the biggest thing to happen in American history.
>>22077364American website. Don't like it, make your own eurocuck forum where you can whine about American superiority
>>22076515Uh.... mutt's law.... what.....
>>22077371>American website.Japanese, actually.
>>22077364Yeah I noticed that... like an overjoyed bunch of low T simps... I shuddered
>>22074144I would like to have ranch dressing. But it sets off my lactose intolerance almost immediately.
>>22074821Is it legal to ask a job applicant if they have HIV?
It's happening! The ranch craze has officially hit the old world. UK grocers are being forced to lock the Cool Ranch Doritos in security containers.
>>22077473Wowzers! Mind if I share this on my facebook page? Pls say yes, OMG that's so hilarious :-)
