Watch me cook French Onion soup all professionally
>>22074768I wish I had a chef girly to cook soup for me
Everyone’s favorite part, chopping onions
4 onions in the pot
Oil, butter, herbs
Time to cook it down on medium heat
>>22074773>Bitch knifeShow wrists
>>22074768Thos onions don't look French.
>>22074773That knife could barely open a letter
>>22074768>Another onion soup threadDo you people not cook anything else?
Slowly sweat the onions>>22074795It’s a small knife.>>22074796What do you want to see?
Pinot Gris for deglazing
The aroma has Amazing depth and complexity!Plus lots of steam
Add lemon juice and cracked pepper
Gotta caramelize it more
>>22074813Coming along nicely
>>22074826Just a bit more to go
>>22074833a lot more*
>>22074834Less than you would think!
>>22074837You are halfway done at most and the random thickness of the onion isn't helping you at all.
>>22074837I couldn't figure out why this was so disgusting until I realised you've chopped the onions horizontally instead of vertically.
>>22074840>autism about the direction of the slices and not the thickness You are wrong
>>22074840the onion is a sphere. Every direction is horizontal and every direction is vertical.
Sugar go brrrrr
>>22074839>>22074840Actually I only did 1 onion out of 4 that way and it’s optimal for being soup people eat as opposed to pictures low-tier autists criticize, lol :^)A high-tier autist wouldn’t need this explained
>>22074783>herbsya dun goof'd.
>>22074847spheres don't have grain, onions do.now you know.
>>22074773>>22074840>>22074853Like hey, Ricardo Retardo, you have the picture right there. You’re probably not even actually autistic and highIQ and actually just a lowIQ seetheboy.
>>22074858No you need the complexity for a good onion soup. Your post is incorrect information.
Cut a baguette
>>22074860Sphere is a shape, grain is a textual composition. Now you know.
Toasted
>>22074853>>22074861You cut them that way and they'll fall apart. Bad shape, bad texture. Textural aspect is highly important for french onion. Thin strip of onion adds body and cutting with the filaments maintains integrity, where as you get mush mush soup. If you don't like the length of it, you can cut the onion in half before slicing to reduce length and let it rest on the spoon. You have a long onion that falls off the spoon and is cut the wrong way. Worse in both metrics.
Almost time to add the beef stock(I do not recommend this recipe for impatient people lol)
>>22074890You have retardism
>>22074796what else is there?
it's june bitch why is you doing this?
>>22074912Girl dinner?Wow it is caramelized let’s add the beef stock
Beef stock + Thyme + reduce heat
A little garlic
you need to slice your onyos much thinner and cook them slowly for longer to achieve proper caramelization. you didn't mention salt anywhere, where is the salt anon? also don't add sugar they already have enough sugar in them
>>22074939>don’t add sugar Hallucinating again?
>>22074803How about a far east soup?
>>22074988Nobody asked.
>>22074988East of where?Still reducing. Patience is a virtue, anons!
>>22074991OP literally asked you gigantic retard.>>22074992Far east is a common geographical term, don't play coy.
>>22074999So like… clam chowder?
>>22074813>add lemon juice to onions which are meant to be caramelized>acid inhibits the maillard reaction, making your recipe take way longer than it needs togreat job, retard-kun
Almost done!
>>22074796These are engagement farming jeet slop threads. Most of these brain dead cook along threads are variations of the same thing.
>>22074768A professional would make their own broth instead of using low tier boxed broth you got on sale because you are a lazy cooklet piece of shit
>>22074826Bot detected
>>22075008Pretty sure Indians can’t eat beef, dumbass anon.>>22075011Uh… no. You watch a lot of youtubers who are faggots.
>>22074825It's crazy that most people don't know what caramelized onions are.>>22074852Tired meme>>22074923Not even close. This is sauteed onions. >>22074964This has to be a troll thread. I'm done.
>>22075013>Pretty sure Indians can’t eat beef, dumbass anonNaive and most likely ghey
>>22075008What's exactly the point of farming engagement on an anonymous cooking board?>>22075001Even clam chowder would be better.
>>22075008>t. absolute geniusYour parents must be proud
>>22074866you are fucking up a perfect recipe by adding herbs.>>22074872grain in the sense of wood, anon.it's not texture, it's composition.spheres don't have grain, they're just soild.now.you.know.
>>22075008>engagement farming>on a website that doesn't pay people for engagement in any way, shape, or formyou're really paranoid, aren't you?
>>220753564chan is literally astroturfed by intelligence agencies you retard. Ever heard the saying "you're the product?" Why do you think it's free to post here with no sign up, "anonymously?" People astroturf all kinds of shit on here to try to sway and consolidate public opinion, now maybe some worthless piece of shit thread like this with that ugly ass soup OP cooked totally wrong isn't the psyop I'm talking about but your haughty cynicism and your faggy incredulous attitude is what's absolutely wrong here.
>>22075354>A wooden sphere is a versatile item used for DIY crafts, home decor, or geometric learning. They come in unfinished raw wood for painting or as polished decor accents like solid oak or hand-carved mango wood. Sizes range from tiny 10 mm beads to large decorative orbs
>>22075372Fuck off, schizo.No one is propagandizing the public via this sewer.
>>22075372>These people are allowed to votejfc, no wonder the US is so fucked.
>>22075372Yeah guys they're trying to sway public opinion on one of the slowest boards on a dying website that's primary audience is now middle age. It completely makes sense
>>22075372I believe the glowies are on 4chan, but they’re more likely to be the absolute demoralizers in this board. It doesn’t make sense for them to be doing cookalongs, they don’t actually want this anonymous space to be good. They can buy more valuable data more easily if people are using the big sites, they don’t encourage engagement.Corporations do along the lines of persuading opinions in their favor and free advertising. Negative advertising of still advertising after all
>>22075602There's not even a million unique 4chan users.No one can be bothered with this site, not even it's owner.And corporations posting on 4chan isn't free advertising since they literally have to pay someone to do it.All in all, anyone that uses the term glowies just outs himself as a low iq polcuck.
>>22075661Making a post is free, dummie, and who would pursue or prove that it’s actually an advertiser that needs to disclose?
>>22074768>buying beef broth>buying tinned rosemary
>>22075673You still need to pay someone to post for you. Unless these are African slave traders trying to capitalize on a fairly unpopular anime based website
