>go to fruit section>same shit for decades>maybe every 10 years some new apple type will crop up promising cosmic delights>same shit as the rest, more often WORSE
>>22075066>tfw no snozzberries
>>22075066>tfw no chesto berries
>>22075066>go to fruit section>same shit for decadesas it should be.wanting hybrids is how you get trans people.
>go to fruit section>OP is a fruit
>>22075066>>same shit for decadeshow can you not marvel at this? the global fruit production apparatus has to be the absolute greatest byproduct of globalization to me personally, year round fruit availability is what our monke ancestors ooked and eeked for since the paleocene, be greatful.
>go to fruit section>more fruits than I could enjoy in a lifetimeanime poster is retarded yet again
>>22075430name 120 fruits (excluding yourself)
>>22075430>I’ve seen fruits you people wouldn’t believe…
>>22075509The fact you think this is a challenge outside of actually having to type them all out is laughable. You can do this without even leaving the apple realm.I'm of course too lazy to do it manually, so here's a lazy list I found for you jizzlord:>Abiu, Açaí, Acerola, Ackee, African Cherry Orange, Akebi, Amla, Apple, Apricot, American Mayapple>Aratiles, Araza, Atis, Avocado, Banana, Barberry, Bell pepper, Bilberry, Blackberry, Blackcurrant>Black sapote, Blueberry, Boysenberry, Breadfruit, Buddha’s hand, Cacao, Cactus pear, Calamondin, Canistel, Cape Gooseberry>Carolina reaper, Catmon, Cempedak, Cherimoya, Cherry, Chico fruit, Chile pepper, Cloudberry, Coco de mer, Coconut>Crab apple, Cranberry, Crowberry, Cucumber, Currant, Custard Apple, Date, Date Plum, Dragonfruit, Durian>Eggplant, Elderberry, Feijoa, Fig, Finger Lime (or Caviar Lime), Gac Fruit, Goji berry, Goldenberry, Gooseberry, Grape>Grapefruit, Grewia asiatica, Guarana, Guava, Guyabano, Hala Fruit, Hawthorn Berry, Honeyberry, Horned Melon, Huckleberry>Indian Fig, Jaboticaba, Jackfruit, Jalapeño, Jambul, Japanese plum, Jostaberry, Jujube, Juniper berry, Kaffir Lime>Kaki, Kei Apple, Kiwifruit, Kumquat, Lanzones, Lemon, Lime, Lingonberry, Loganberry, Loquat>Lucuma, Lulo, Lychee, Macopa, Magellan Barberry, Mamey Apple, Mango, Mangosteen, Maracuja, Marionberry>Maqui Berry, Medlar, Cantaloupe, Galia melon, Honeydew, Mouse melon, Musk melon, Watermelon, Miracle fruit, Momordica fruit>Monstera deliciosa, Morello Cherry, Mulberry, Nance, Naranjilla, Nectarine, Noni, Orange, Blood orange, Clementine
>>22075581Yeah I'm sure you have those in your fruits section
if fruit is so good, how come there's no fruit 2 yet, huh?
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>>22075612Retarded anime person being retarded yet again!
>>22075624We need a rebrand of Granny Smith that sounds cooler.Agent Smith.
>>22075635"go to fruit section"uh oh stinkywinky
>>22075670>name 120 fruitskeep coping retard-kun
>>22075647>Agent Smith.>It's a rock spray painted green
>>22075624holy SHIT
>>22075677claim:>go to fruit section>more fruits than I could enjoy in a lifetimereply:>name 120 fruits (excluding yourself)loljust log off bro
>>22075066Might be a problem of where you live or that particular store. My local big grocer has a decent selection with an ok rotation of some rarer stuff that comes through now and then, But If you go to other shops, like those little Spanish bodegas or asian markets you can find all the whacky stuff like 6 different kinds of bananas, durian, breadfruit, cherimoya, etc.
>>22075647You'd have to have a "Mr. Anderson" to go with it.
>>22075647Nobody cares about that anymore. We must tap into the anime perv market with our new product Cunny Smith
I think fruit has pretty much been solved. I wish they'd work on quality, like dump the crappy varieties and make more of the good stuff.
>>22075066You're supposed to come up with things to do with these ingredients. If all you're doing is eating the fruit raw every time then yeah it will eventually get stale. You could spend years making different dishes that incorporate the fruits from even the most paltry selection and never repeat a dish once. It's an unironic skill issue if you can't come up with things to cook that keep it interesting, but google makes that issue easy to solve.
You got any international stores near you? I have one up the road that has a bunch of weird shit. I got some of these tiny bananas yesterday. The sign said they were manzano (apple) bananas which are supposed to be very sweet and creamy, but the cashier rang them up as Thai bananas. They were green and starchy and gross, so I'm assuming they're just not ripe yet.There were also other types of bananas and weirder stuff than bananas. So yeah, go to your international/ethnic store if you have one, that's where all the cool shit is.
>new season every year but no new classesShit devs
bros new fruit just dropped, check the patch notes
>>22075881If they are apple bananas they are not fully ripe until they easily, almost effortlessly detach from the hand when you pull it.
Could they at least remove the fucking seeds from cherimoya already
>>22075066>>maybe every 10 years some new apple type will crop up promising cosmic delightsgrow your own mutant wild crab apples, autists!
>>22075509im het >>>/lgbt/
>>22076780mmm olives
>>22077016>links his favorite board>it's gaywew denial
>>22075647>>22075701>>22075810>>22075833>these youngsters don't remember the sour jerrytime flies
>go to meat section >beef pork poultry lamb venison Holy fuck can we get some new meats already?
