Ah yes, let's celebrate elite athletes with garbage food
>>22075335The last time I ate McDonalds was when they had the chicken big mac almost 2 years ago. Ill go again when they bring it back
>>22075335>elite athletesthey kick a ball playing a children's game for 45 mins.there's nothing elite about that.when they can jump with a 6 foot vertical, then they're elite.not before.
>>22075340Lmao post body amerifat
god i wish this site wasn't full of redditors
>>22075335It's true. World Cup tier athletes need higher quality burgers than McDonalds can offer
>>22075349>send me naked pictures of your bodywhy do Europeans always resort to gay shit lol?
>>22075353Do you think he posed for them for that shot or does he basically tell them send me a check for 5 million dollars and you can use any picture of me on the internet to photoshop in this ad?
>>22075359He's eaten it at least once. It's no Cheese Pizza and Sprite but it hits the spot
>>22075335What are you? A hack comedian from the 90s? Who gives a fuck about goyslop marketing and divegrass?
>>22075368>gold phone>gold sun glasses>gold ringsI would be the most boring rich person on the planet where the only excess I would buy is classic cars from old movies like the Back to the future Deloreon, Jeep from Jurassic Park and 1960's Batmobile and maybe that car that is in every Sam Raimi movie
>>22075376Especially today 90% of Athletes are hollow shells for advertisers to put in costumes, basically an adonis and occasionally a venus who is often a little autistic, knows what level to keep their mouth shut or open it correctly to give a vague message that doesn't hurt their marketability It's a meme as old as /sp/ itself that Messi is a Turboautist, so of course in his 30s he's just a quiet husk of fame to appear in commercials and make endorsements.
>>22075340Cuckolds like this make me laugh. They watch freaks run around for a few seconds before having a long break, or freaks playing a bit longer with constant substitutions. The elite football players have to climb to the top from the largest competitive pool of talent in sports. They're running or sprinting at least 10k per match with one break (or three now the faggot Yanks have got involved). There's a reason why the American sports will never have a global stage like this and it's not because everyone hates Americans, it's because the sports are generally dogshit and nobody wants the amount or length of pauses they bring. They haven't caught on as anything more than niche sports outside of the odd retarded nation or three, like bog-snorkeling.
I had it last night and it was god af
>>22075437Those are some stale-ass nuggets. At least an hour removed from the fryer.
>>22075398Every time someone dives there's a half minute to a minute breather and someone dives every 5 minutes
>>22075335It's an American tradition.
>>22075335>garbage sport>garbage foodmakes sense
>>22075442i got them at 9pm and ate them at like 2am
>>22075359He's sporting their logo on his hoodie so presumably the former.
>>22075468like being obese and sharting
>>22075398>the largest competitive pool of talent in sportsthat just means it's popular, which means it's homosexual.how is this not instinctual to you?
>>22075349i'm sorry you can't understand why playing soccer is not elite.can't even use your hands.can't even fight.hockey is the real sport.
>>22075582frfr bro
>>22075579I thought it meant that to rise to the top you have to surpass a lot more people.
>>22075582>I'm going to squeal out my fave obscure sport and gush about how it's the totes real sportThat's really sweet. Bless you.
>>22075335You're a fat lazy retard. Athletes need high nutrition foods. They wouldn't eat fast food because needing so much nutrition they can't afford to overpay, even moreso than fat lazy retards.
>>22075625You're telling me Neymar doesn't eat McDonalds?
>>22075468>be D1 college football player>win the highest event in your field>get flown out to the white house as is customary for a lavish meal and celebration>get there and it's the same slop you get when you're drunk at 2am with your teammates>and it's fucking coldi can't imagine the disappointment
>>22075398Basketball is huge globally.
>>22075610>Ice hockey>ObscureA maple chugger is going to shoot you in the head from a mile away with a bullet engraved with the word "sorry."
>>22075625Correct most of the time, but I vaguely remember something like Michael Phelps would consume around 3 or 4k calories in just one meal from McDonald's during peak training. That's probably 3 quarter pounder burgers, chicken nuggets, a bunch of french fries & probably even more crap too. Of course he would burn the 10k+ or whatever daily calories as an elite athlete.
>>22075641If they voted for him they would have accepted him shitting into their mouths. It's about the same as the cold McDonalds he served them.
>>22075650>Basketball is huge globally.Source: American propaganda machine
>>22075335they have power aids ya know for HYDRATION>>22075339
>>22075368>Dior Mount Zion shirtWhat did he mean by this? Did the merchants really rig it for him?
>>22075335>elite athletes>half of what they practice is pretending to fall down
>>22076689All world cups are rigged
>>22075335Usain Bolt famously ate nothing but McDonalds chicken nuggets during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. "Garbage", high calorie food is exactly what athletes need.
>>22075335Do Amercans actually care about football i.e. divegrass?The handegg edition and baseball seem much more popular.
>>22076756Baseball isn't that popular these days but yeah, football definitely is. People are just interested in it right now since the world cup's being held in the US.
>>22075335if you take a burger and decontruct it like this it becomes healthy
>>22076727Nothing says football like fishing hooks...
I ordered the World Cup meal but they forgot my commemorative cup
>>22075339this is the best item on their menu and its not even available in the US kek
>>22075368>>22075353>egg
This is a true World Cup meal
>>22077321It's a big dough bag, but it does not look like five pound big.Maybe it is specifically made from five-pound chicken
>>22075495wtf are you doing
