>why yes, I am obese>how did you know??
>>2207949595% chocolate is probably too bitter for you to really eat enough regularly to become obese
>>22079455Natural antidepressants? Lions mane mushrooms. It completely busted me out of an almost semester-long slump. Papers kept coming and coming but I couldn't bring myself to grade them. i was getting so fucked up on whippets and sad in my bedroom i was just lighting the ungraded tests and shit just to feel something you know. heavy shit. Lions mane getchu outta that my nigga. you wont get obese eating lions mane.
>>22079455Oh thanks Alex
>>22079530When you eventually hit puberty, your palate will change. Until then, hang in there, champ, chicken nuggets can’t carry you forever.
>>22079534if you air fry lions mane it tastes just like chicken nuggets. none of the calories. all of the benefits! they were gonna put me up the wall before i figured that one out. You ever have lions mane?
>>22079534I like 95% chocolate. I didn't say anything about it being bad. It's just more bitter and less likely for someone to eat a lot of it. I'm sure you feel super cool right now and like you want to feel a gentle breeze on your bare asshole though.
>>22079495>>22079534Americans don't exercise meme was true...
>>22079530>95% chocolate is probably too bitter for you to really eat enoughlol, lmao even
Are you all seriously going to pretend that you eat 95% chocolate regularly and enjoy it? This is clearly intended for use in baking. The max cocoa proportion for enjoyably eating on its own is 75-80% and after that the texture becomes horribly dry and chalky from a lack of fat.
>>22079551It's full of bitter psychoactive alkaloids. If you eat enough of it to become obese you're pushing past stomachaches and headaches to do so.
>>22079455just go outside and get some sun retard
>>22079560I like it paired with something. I can eat it plain but I like it along with fruit, nuts, honey, milk. It also depends on the brand. Percentages that high intended to be eaten and not used for baking can use alkalized cocoa which is milder, and/or a lower percentage of cocoa solids so it's not as bitter. I'd be curious to try plain unroasted cocoa beans.
>>22079560>>22079565Also it's not the lack of fat making it dry. It's like peanut butter. They're both about half fat but they're so dry and have some starch/fiber that sucks up moisture. Sugar melts into a liquid when chewed so it can make chocolate seem moist.
>>22079560When puberty finally decides to show up for you, your taste buds will too. Until then, kiddo, try not to let chicken nuggets be the peak of your culinary journey.
>>22079534>>22079495>>22079576why the fuck is there so many bitter fucking assholes on /ck/ of all places Jesus Christ it's a fucking thread about chocolate no one is trying to challenge your manhood faggot
>>22079669>thread about chocolatetitle clearly says "natural antidepressants".chocolate is psychosomatic as there is nothing in it that triggers endorphins outside of an individual's connotation to it.now cheese, however.cheese actually does release endorphins regardless.actual physio-chemical reaction.but the realest natty anti-depresso is weed.nobody has ever smoked themselves into a state of depression.
>>22079669You are, by far, the most bitter person in this thread. Touch grass. Maybe even try eating some, you seem like you need the fiber.
>>22079532>fucked up on whippetsgonna say this has more to do with your depression than the lion's mane had to do with your getting out of it.plus, you shouldn't be a teacher if you're killing your thinking organ with oxygen starvation.
>>22079796>chocolate is psychosomatic as there is nothing in it that triggers endorphins outside of an individual's connotation to it.It has theobromine and caffeine, and a bunch of other things. Not to mention it's one of the best sources of iron in plants which a lot of people are deficient in.
>>22079797>>22079797Not true. I'm the bitterest of them all. Now get on your knees and suck on this Big Bitter Chocolate bar
>>22080080I'm not sure many will want to play with your turbo gay cunt shit
>>22080082Why did you bring up gay? What are you trying to hide?
>>22080086Whatever you want me to be hiding, as long as it ends the discourse.
>>22080124He was Mexican, J.D. Gross?
>>22079548when's the last time you saw a king on a treadmill
the best natural antidepressant is weightlifting
>>22080268Off you go to /fit/ you piece of cardboard
>>22080206he never existed it's just a brand name
>>22079669Simply don't engage with them. The only reason they post stupid shit like that is to incite a response. Ignore them if it's not something you would prefer to discuss.
>>22079455Too dark for my tastes. I like a good 75%-80% with some good chunky salt interspersed throughout.
>>22079796Not true. I sporadically dip into week to month long stints of being truly baked every day. By three weeks I'm so overexhausted from weed ruining my REM sleep that I feel like a drowning sap being thrown a life vest when circumstances demand sobriety and presence. Do grown men get to feel helpless?You aren't yourself when you're chronically (heh heh) exhausted bros. Be good to yourself so you can make the world great.
>>22080284nobody who does weightlifting or actually stays fit uses that board
>>2207945575% is the patrician's choice.
>>2208073295% is good for making hot chocolate.
>>22080733Super good for curries too. A square or half a square of 95% sends Japanese curries to the moon.
>>22079495>>2207953095% chocolate tastes like absolute shit. There is no way anyone ever got fat from this stuff unless they physically forced themselves.
>>22081089Your taste buds might grow up once puberty stops ghosting you. Until that miracle, keep inhaling nuggets because apparently that is the only food you trust.
>>2207945595% cacao makes me depressed.
>>22079455>this video cures my heckin depression
>>22079796I've had many sluts cry after getting baked with me. Can somebody explain this?
>>22081228A lot of time, weed makes people reflect and open up. A lot of people have trauma, and the fact that these girls are crying with you shows that you are probably a down to earth trust worthy guy, or at least it appears that way to them.
