>hey hand what could do good with these fries?>How about a big glob of fucking mayo right on top of itWhat the fuck
>>22079985No wonder you Americans are so fat.
>>22079985You mean chips... retardAlso, that one chip is about to fall off. Long live the king.
>>22079991Chippies are thicker
>>22079985>hey hand>what could do good with
>>22079985it's nice>>22079988it's pretty common in northwest europejudging by the colors, this photo was taken in B*lgiumsilly man
>>22079998Are they? I didn't know. Maybe I'm the retard after all...
>>22080000I wanted to say "hans" but I got auto corrected
>>22080001This, it seems to have originated in Europe and then spread. I don't understand it at all, I pretty much can't think of a worse condiment for them.
>>22079985yuropoors have no culture. Just fried food and mayo.
because it's delicious, retardo
>>22080006Mayo is gross and for poor retards in america
>>22080012Have you tried not drinking it out of a large tub and just use it as condiment?
>>22080003>no explanation for what could do good withWhat could do good with you hanging xirself
>>22079985One of the few times euros were more based than americans when it came to greasy food
>>22079985how does he not get out?
>>22079991>You mean chips... retardyou've been speaking american since 1783, ya fuckin' tea-suckin' limey.
>>22079991they're clearly frites tho
>>22079988I'm in Chicago and, while most people use ketchup, myself and a lot of people that I see around will use mustard or, if it's available, malt vinegar. I only know two people who regularly use mayo on their fries. One is Belgian and the other Columbian.Not about to make the claim that Americans have healthy diets, on average, or that fries are good for you, otherwise, but the rest of the world is fairly fucked, too, except maybe Scandinavia.
>>22080050By sheer tyranny of will.
>>22079985Wait until they find out about speciaal.
>>22080062>I'm in Chicagocondolences.
>>22080062>the other Columbian.Do you have a Yaley one there, too? What about a Princetonian? A Cornellian?
>>22080033>what would go good with
>>22080033Personally I like ranch or blue cheese with friends but not a smothered on top a little on the side to dip
>>22079985THATS HOW WE FUCKIN DO IT IN MOTHERFUCKIN BRUSSELS. UNEDUCATED AMERICANS DONT KNOW NUTHIN BOUT THIS REAL ASS SHIT! STAY IN YOUR HOUSE LITTLE BOY AND LET THE REAL MEN HANDLE SHIT
>>22079985the most ill I can ever remember feeling after a meal was eating a bunch of mayo based sauce with a bunch of fries
>>22081034Oh no not a tummy ache! Have you fully recovered?
>>22081037it wasn't a tummy ache it was a feeling of general disgust.