Its getting to 98F or 40c this week. What do you recommend for cooling down elegant style
>>22080963TRY SUCKING FAT DICK SHAPED ICE CUBES OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE LOL
>>22080965I dont think the 90s were as good as anybody remembers
>>22080963Spicy tuna saladTunaJalapeƱoRed bell pepperGreen onionCucumberCilantroMayoSirachaFinely dice/croc chop and serve on a tostada
>>22080963Cold tuna Sammy
I eat these right out of the freezer, life hack I learned from Kevin Nash
>>22080963Sorbet.
ethnic cleansing and a cold bath for your stinky hind legs
>>22080971the 90s were great as a kid but really awful as an adult. shit wages and very high violent crime rates.anyway for me it's ice cold 0 calorie drinks. get an ice maker if you would use one. they're really nice.
>>22081274what the fu->microwaveableaahnot as bad as i expected
>>22081681they're decent for microwave food but theyre really expensive in terms of how much food they are. 1 dollar per 170 calorie tiny ass burger.
>>22080963A place near me does a Hokkaido-style cold ramen in the summer months. Good stuff. I get spicy miso usually.
>>22080963diet dr pepper is all you need
>>22080963winter
>>22081695that sounds so fucking good.
>>22082174I should call him....
>>22082174prefer orange juice brother
>>22082202That does look like a blooming rose prolapsed anus.
Freeze your bananas. After removing them from the freezer, they only need to sit out for a minute before they become as soft as ice cream.If you don't have time to wait for them to soften, then you can cram them up your asshole and use your body heat to speed up the process.
>>22080963Chilled peanut noodles are the GOAT when it comes to summer picnics.
>>22084402Now, I see that you call this dish chilled peanut noodles, even though this is essentially just chilled noodles, as even though the peanuts are technically present, the peanut quantity and the resulting peanut-to-noodle ratio are so low that the peanuts are effectively nothing more than a garnish.
>>22080963hwachaeiced water
>>22084404There's peanut butter in the sauce you big doofus.
eating hot in the heat cools you down, so eat soup or stew.
I've been eating Waldorf chicken salad sandwiches for the past couple weeks. Very tasty, healthy, and refreshingly cool.