The math just isn't mathin /ck/ bros.
>>22081601What do you get from posting this over and over and over and over again, pretending to be retarded despite everything being explained to you in the most simple terms? Are you so devoid of human contact that this type of low effort trolling is the highlight of your life?
>>22081601You can make like 12 sandwiches with those ingredients and eat for a whole week instead of just one meal.
>>22081654This, are people genuinely this retarded or is it bait?
>>22081601goddamn how old is this pic, that meal on the left is like $17
>>22081660the food on the right is like 60$ now
>>22081659>are people genuinely this retardedyes >is it bait?also yes
>>22081660
>>22081601>>22081662Just to satisfy my curiosity>loaf of nature's own whole wheat bread: 3.76>Oscar Meyer turkey breast slices(9 oz): 3.97>Hellman's mayo: 2.97>French's yellow mustard: 1.54>Ice Berg Lettuce: 2.28>Beefsteak tomato: 1.16>Red onion: 1.35>Sargento swiss(11 slices): 2.97Total: 20 dollars even with enough meat and cheese to make at least 3 of those sandwiches on the left. So 6.67 cents per sandwich, around half the cost.
>>22081670Ok now make it a meal
>>22081622it's just bots and jeets and jeetbots spreading negativity to corrupt your soul and make you feel bad. do not engage.
>>22081671you can get the cost per sandwich a lot lower buying a whole spiral ham, a block of cheddar, and store brand bread.
>>22081876If you just make your own bread the price situation gets even better and you will instantly mog subway's rubber-flavored pseudobread into oblivion to the point it would be worth it even if it were more expensive
>>22081601
>>22081622Fpbp>>22081659See above
>>22081893He was right
>>22081691it's not really possible for a post to do that, anon.but the op may have deep seated issues if they really can't fathom why making these types of threads is a net negative for humanity.especially on this website, which is only visited by the geniuses of the world.
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>>22081601the real cost of eating subway is calculated in health insurance since it's designed to make you sick with chronic illnesses.
>>22081946Thank you for service, anon. If you knew how many slices of bread are in the package, we can calculate how many sandwiches can be made and the cost per sandwich.
>>22081893unironically based
>>22081671Even that's too high of an estimate. There's 11 slices of cheese in that pack so unless you're using 3-4 slices per sandwich, you've going to have some leftover for even more sandwiches. Same thing for the mayo, mustard, bread, lettuce, and onion.
>>22081691OP is Greek or using a Greek VPN as he posts this on boards with flags and it's always the flag of Greece that shows up with the post.
>>22081601How in gods name is that $38
>>22081659It's one guy repeating over and over about how he can't possibly be expected to act like an adult.
>>22082067It's pure fiction
>>22081876>he doesn't make his own "ham" by slaughtering local humanoid wildlife
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>>22082067By disingenuinously including the entire cost of packages of products while only a small amount are used for a single sandwich. I would guess the cut off for understanding why this is wrong is around 60IQ.
>>22081601What a fucking idiot.He deserves to be poor and eat pedoslop sangewedges.
>>22082067Bread: $1.99Mayo: $3.49Mustard: $2.49Lettuce: $1.49Tomato: $0.33Oneonion: $0.30Turkey: $4.99Cheese: $3.49Subway™ sandwich wrapping paper: $19.99Total: $38.56Learn to do math
>>22082321kek
>Nature's Own sliced sandwich breadI think this one is an L take, if you're replacing Subway you need to shell out a little more money and buy actual sub loavesStill going to be cheaper in the end but substituting a Hero for two slices of commercial sandwich bread is just wrong
>>22081683I don’t eat chips with my sandwich usually
>>22081601>$38No.I'm just eyeing that shit on the right and I've got it calculated at $18-$21. $3 for the cheese, $6 for the turkey, $2 for that loaf of bread. 99 cents for the lettuce, same for the onion and tomato, I'll say $4 for the mayo and $2 for the mustard. Unless he bought all that shit at a convenience store in a coastal resort town it's twenty bucks. AND you're getting 8 sandwiches out of it and condiments for a month. I know it's bait but I wanted to illustrate just why.
>>22081893What does this mean? I keep seeing it and don't understand the reference. That guy's a sound mixer? And he likes sandwiches?Sorry, I guess I missed the week that was a thing.
>>22082259No, it would cost far less than the Subway sandwich if he were doing that. There's nowhere that stuff would be $38 except maybe Whole Foods, and none of that shit in the photo came from there. Do they have grocery stores in airports? That's the only other place besides stadiums and festivals where there seems to be a completely different system of monetary value.
>>22081601right side can make at least 3 samwiches.a whole wheel of cheese might be cheaper, $ per slice. also buying a roll of ham would be cheaper per samwich portion too.also subuway don't use whole wheat sliced bread?
>>22081660its ai you fucking idiot
Stuff on right would absolutely cost me $38. I would never buy sliced cheese or meats like that because the price is retarded. Lettuce is $5 alone. Tomato would be $3-4 depending on time of year.Since his intention was to be a fucking retard he should have included a whole turkey.
>>22081622Gottem ;)
>>22081622Fippy
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>>22081601You don't have to make shit up to justify your poor eating habits to others.
>>22081601That's about 10 sandwiches though.So $3.86 per sandwich
Usually when I'm in the mood for sandwiches is the only time I buy sandwiches ingredients at the grocery store, it's enough to eat 7 sandwiches which is what I want. So I eat 7 sandwiches. I don't want one little gay subway sandwich. Bitch, I work for a living.
I ran the numbers on the items on the right with my local Kroger and it came up to approximately 23-24 dollars depending on the size of the tomato and onion
I labelled the layers, this onion violates botanical anatomy, the physiology of these rings would never happen in nature. This image is AI for some reason, so why the branding, why the specific price? It's an ad.
>>22082500you don't really need to go that far. just look at how the sargento cheese label bleeds into the tomato. i doubt it's an ad per se, i'm willing to bet it's just engagement bait,
>soap dispenser is going left AND right to dispense>Cabinet lines on left and right side aren't parallel >Onion is fucked>branding of mustard and mayo omit details on real products>sargento logo in front of the tomato>sandwich shown ad ~8-10 inches, but sliced like a 6-inch, said to be $12.49>Countertop is at a different angle in foreground and background>oil on stove, fuck hueg oil and pepper>subway cup bulges to fit the whole logo>sandwich shadows don't match onion shadows>chips open on both ends
>>22082510>>22082500Yeah no shit it's a bullshit xitter post trying to get a reaction by using false information and comparisons.
>>22082058That is so strange
>>22082500>for some reasonYeah mysterious why Subway would spam ads when advertisers aren't hanging from lampposts.
>>22082478Shit quality image
>>22081601Wait until you hear about baking your own bread
>>22082568Try being less new next time
>>22081670The sandwich is half the size and those aren't combo prices. Stop being a deliberately disingenuous shill cunt.
fresh ciabatta (300g) 0.59€brie de meaux (200g) 2€black forest ham (200g) 2.50€cidre (0.75l) 1.50€sesame flûtes (175g) 1.79€8.38€ = $9.54 total
>>22082568It's got a DIY aesthetic that shows the real energy of the image. It's the right quality image for a Steve Albini Quote
>>22082568I had to resave it mosaic it five times to get it to the proper quality, tourist!
>>22081654>>22081659OP is probably a retard and rage baiting but here's the thing. Obviously it's cheaper to buy it and make your own shit for the whole week but do you REALLY want to eat the same fucking sandwich all fucking week?
halp
How does the Sargento Logo go over the Tomato?
>>22083107Avocado prices skyrocketed the last few weeks. Need to read some journals or something but basically went from .75-1.00 for a Haas to 2.00 each for the same avocado.I blame World Cup memers discovering Avocados after decades of EU Repression or weather, the winter was really variable so yields are probably different, that being said I'm in the Northeast so far from the Avocado regions of the country.
>>22083099You could just get another type of lunch meat and another veg and still easily have it be cheaper while having some variety. If the idea of eating more than one sandwich in a week repulses you then yeah don't bother.
>>22083113photoshop
>>22083099He's telling this to touring bands, people who live off playing 6 shows a week around American or European cities that basically all look the same after a while.
>>22081654>Eat the same sandwich 3 times a day for weeks and by then end half of them have gone rottenOP's post is correct and not rage bait
>>22081978now this is posting
Well, I spent absolutely $0 on sandwiches while monitoring this thread but did spend $20 on AI
>>22083099anon there are millions upon millions of american government workers that bring the exact same pbj sandwich, bag of lays chips, and a sprite for lunch every single day for the last twenty years
>>22081601>doesn't understand pricing or food assembly>makes a retarded postkek
buy the sandwich. eat it at home.
>>22082478Was this taken from some interview? Why is anyone coming to him for such advice?Thanks for posting that but it really raises more questions than it answers.
>>22083402Because he died at 61 from a heart attack while Don Gorske lives on pissing on Steve and Morgan Spurlock's graves.
>>22081654What if I don't want to eat 3 sandwiches a day to use up all the ingredients before they spoil you fag?
>>22083464Then get a single roll or two in the deli section, use the condiments you already have in the fridge at home, and a smaller pack of lunchmeat and still pay less than the subway sandwich. You need us to tell you how to wipe your ass too?
>>2208165412 sandwiches with that amount of meat? what kind of bitch ass sandwiches you making?
i just bought bread shit today
>>22083551>Miracle Whip Mayo-like dressing
>>22083551look at those deals
>>22083403I don't see any connection to McDonalds here. If you're trying to stretch this into "It's totally healthy to eat fast food every day because this one anamoly of a freak is getting away with it", I'm not buying.
>>22083559>for less than the cost of a Big Mac
>>22083566Oh. Duh. Still just a coincidence that he's dead and Big Mac guy lives. My dad lived to 88 and he made the biggest, most unhealthy sandwiches ever. Big Mac dude will not make 88, I'll wager you that right now.
>>22083570McDonalds will be gone before then.
>>22083581Then the rest of the world will too. Because I don't think they're going anywhere unless something major happens. Unfortunately. People are fucking nuts for that shit. These fans of it are on this very board.
>>22081654The problem is, I only want the sandwich today, not for every fucking meal for a week.
>>22083099Yeah sure.
>>22084060then buy a second thing of a different meat
>>22083159Are you really this retarded?Example: a few years ago, I combined several coupons to get deli-sliced ham for just $1.75/lb at a certain chain, down from $8/lb. We bought 2 or 3 lbs, I don't remember. That's a lot of ham. But between the three of us, we used it up within a few weeks while still eating a varied diet and not eating the same sandwich over and over again. Chiffonade some ham for omelettes or to cook into a cream sauce for pasta. Use as a topping for pizza. Even frozen pizza if you don't want to make your own. Mix with cabbage, butter and onion into some mash to make bullshit colcannon. Make ham dip. Crisp fry some ham for salad mixins or as a topping to pea soup. Deep fry some ham and potato croquettes. Make holes in slices of ham and place them on your face to reenact Silence of the Hams. And sandwiches. Make ham, pear and brie sandwiches. Make jambon beurre. Make ham and cheese toasties. Make ham salad. Make ham and mustard. Make grilled cheese and ham with tomato soup. Make biscuits with jelly (yes, it's a thing; I was grossed out at the idea but it's actually quite good). Etc etc etcYou'd only >Eat the same sandwich 3 times a day for weeksif you're creatively and culinarily bankrupt and/or legitimately retarded. Cold cuts are an ingredient like any other. They're not the Millennium Falcon LEGO kit, where they can only be used to build one thing and that one thing alone. They're barely any different than an onion or tomato.
>>22081601>buy 16.5 lbs of beef (new york strip loin), butcher it myself>costs around $200>yields dozens of steaks>super easy to 'butcher' the loin has no bones you just cut them to whatever size you want>would be thousands of dollars of steaks at a restaurant, cost about twice as much if bought precut as steaksidk math seems to work just fine
>>22084060see>>22083482No matter how shitty the deli section of your grocery store is, the bread is going to be better than Subway's, so this will always be an improvement for a lower price even if you just make one sandwich.
>>22084060See >>22084086, you blithering fucking mongoloid.
>>22082478I once went out and bought bread and roast beef just from reading this meme, and, you know what? It was delicious. He was right.
i live in a hotel during the week and cant cooki spend $100-150/week on decently healthy low/no prep groceries mostly fruit veggies cheese deli meat bread etc mcdonalds every day would be cheaper unironically
>>22084451McD's can be cheaper but it wouldn't be if your focus was strictly on budget and not variety and taste in addition to health. It's still not cheaper in the long run that's for sure.
>>22081671You can get a loaf of french bread for like 1.50 that is like 2 feet long and get two foot longs from it. That is actually closer to what subway sells. And you can even buy the subway sauces now at the store, so you can literally build the exact sandwiches at home now. Not sure where they get their shit ass pickles from though, store bought ones are way better.
>>22082916Thats filling for me.
>>22084060You can freeze things you know. The fresh veg might not take it well, but bread, meat and cheese freeze perfectly fine. And for the bread you can literally just bake your own fresh sub daily with a small recipe that yields 1 sub. Or make 4 and freeze 3 for efficiency. And deli meat lasts for months anyway. Cheese technically lasts, but I get it - it molds kinda quick in the fridge. Just portion it as you need it - freeze the parts for later, keep only a few slices free in the fridge. Also deli meat can easily be cut up and used in salads. Those cheese deli squares can be further squared for charcuterie too.
>>22083107That looks like a typo where some wage slaved typed in 99.00 instead of 0.99
>>22083176Good point, that subway sandwich did look a little uncrushed in the OP. Should be flatter and far more disappointing looking.
>>22084576Where u at? I'm at 5th and Jabip.
>>22084580East coast type shit
>>22084580I'm currently inside your mom's anal cavity, balls deep.
>surrounded by cheap taco stands>still make my ownAnd I fill my tortillas with whatever the fuck I want
>>22084599Wow, so brave.
>>22084599You should eat them in view of the mexicans.
>>22084087>butcher it myselfhow do you buy just 16.5lbs of live cow?
>>22085030It's not alive.
>>22085030You don't know what butchering is.
>>22085030>liveIt's not.>buyCostcoI think you're mixing up the words "butchering" and "slaughtering".
>>22085117I just went to Costco and saw their steak prices. It's still more economical for me to buy sub-primals from a wholesaler and cut them myself.
>>22085133how much are you paying per pound
>>22085136Still at least $8 and up to $12 depending on what I want. But it's still not good enough. Next year I'm going in on a whole cow with some other people. Really get that cost down. Costco's beef in my area is like $16-$22/lb.
>>22085141yeah I'll stick to paying 11.99 for the strip loin
>>22085144Pay more if you like.
>>22081893>>22082478This guy is a paedophile by the way
>>22084463it would be pretty difficultyoud have to be eating the cheapest canned stews and prepared beans and rice for every meal which i think is about $7 i would be puking after more than a couple days of that plus you have to keep a container for microeaving with you and keep it clean which is a pain in the assor get mcdoubles for $4 and change
>>22085169he is a dead
>>22085169So he doesn't pretend like you?
>>22086633>limes for dinner again
>>22086771This nigga never had lime peas.
>>22086774That nigga obviously doesn't know how to cook.
>>22083099>do you REALLY want to eat the same fucking sandwich all fucking week?I do.Ham, cheese, white bread and mayo.
I bought cotto salami, prevalone, mustard, and bread for $8 at the store and it makes 7 sandwiches which I will eat in one sitting
>>22081659its just bait and guarantee like half of the Facebook boomers would spend an afternoon arguing online with bots about it.
>>22087478Why not ham and mustard some days? You can tape the mustard under your desk and then it's there for emergencies.
>>22082067easily, each of those ingredients is $5 easily in most supermarkets in 2026.
>>22086633to be fair now that limes are $4 each that's like $24 just in limes now, man that picture's old
