what's the best sloppy joe recipe
>>22081871pour some on your head and jump rope in your kitchen. industry secret, it’s how restaurants get it actually sloppy while at home there’s barely any mess at all.
Sloppy Joe was one of those things in American tv shows that just didn't make sense to me as a foreigner when I was a kid. They were so ubiquitous but completely alien, like a corndog but moreso. Why not just make burgers?
>>22081888What a silly question.Ground beef in a tomato sauce has a diffrent taste and especially diffrent texture than a burger pattiep.
>>22081891>Ground beef in a tomato sauceBut then why not just make spaghetti bolognese instead
>>22081871Me pumping in and out of your mum for an hour before unloading in her bad making you lick it up, how’s that for a sloppy Joe? Fag
>>22081899too many ingredients. plus the best bolognese have a good helping of vegetables which are like kryptonite to sharts
>>22081871manwich.
>>22081899Another silly question.Because ground beef inbetween bread buns has a diffrent taste and especially a diffrent texture than ground beef with pasta
>>22081903this is just awful sounding seeing as how his mom reeks of fish.gonna have to call it a sloppy jolene.
>>22081924Yes but worse
>>22081930A burger is worse than a fancy steak tartare but that doesnt mean its not tasty.Plus sandwiches are more convenient and easier to make. Thats their whole point.
>>22081935>Plus sandwiches are more convenientBy definition, not a sloppy joe
>>22081935>more convenientwell...yes and no. sloppy joes are, well...sloppy. unless you have some like texas toast sized bun it's probably going to fall apart and you'll be mopping up the innards with it like you do with bread and an empty pasta dish
>>22081939>>22081940Convenient to make
>>22081944Making bread is objectively more complicated than making spaghetti
>>22081939yeah I’d say a joe and rice bowl would be a lot more convenient than the sandwich
>>22081935>A burger is worse than a fancy steak tartarehuman card revoked.deporting your faggot ass to the sun.
>>22081940>sloppy joes are, well...sloppyonly if you make them wrong.you're supposed to cook the manwich down a bit so it's not all liquid and dogshit.gotta beat the food corpos at their own game.
>>22081952you is not invited to the cookout slime
>>22081888Now third worlders have internet and can post about how little they know of the world. Great!
>>22081956I'm second world innit
>>22081888As an American I never understood it either. They're messy to eat, they smell bad, they look like loose alcoholic shit, and they leave orange stains everywhere.
>>22081970>As an Americanyeah I don’t you should be calling yourself that
>>22081980I'm an Irish English German and whatever else white American mutt from the Northeast. Shut your bitch ass up, Pablo. Sloppy Joes are gross and while we're at it I'm going to say American Chop Suey is equally disgusting.
Used to eat these on Ritz crackers but Ritz crackers are absolute shit now, and have been a long time. Probably due to when they fucked everything up with the transfat fearmongering bullshit. About when they started packaging them in sleeves instead of in loose bags.
>>22081871beany joe>>22081888they come together much quicker than burgers for a weeknight meal so they became a household staple especially for people with kids, people who cant cook, and broke college students. you can just put beef in a pan (you dont even really need to fully thaw it) and cook in a precanned sweet and savory sauce. it's extremely low effort and can be cooked in like 20 minutes start to finish.
>>22081990you sound like a fucking spy. “these joes are too sloppy” just immediately blows your cover.
>>22081970>the smell of cooked meat, tomato sauce and various other spices smells badthis nigga got straight soy coursing through her veins
By using a can on Manwich and leftover ground meat. Sloppy joe is a "F it I don't want to cook" dinner.
>>22082017It smells bad when ground beef is involved because ground beef cooking smells awful
So enough of the bullshit, let's get the real discussion started. Brian Lagerstrom on YouTube has a really solid recipe for sloppy joes. I made it for myself and my wife who is usually not into that kind of thing at all. She loved it and asked me to make it again. So, I'll start with that as my go-to sloppy more recipe.
>>22081953i am the cookout, anon.if your sloppy joes are wet i don't eat 'em.
>>22081957showed this to my wife and she just said, "just dip a fucking bun in ketchup at that point."
>>22081990>American Chop Sueyit's called goulash.
Ground beef cooked with onions. Simple sauce of equal parts ketchup and mustard.That's all you need.
>>22082104That's Hungarian.
>>22081957>textured vegetable protein And I'm out! Bye
>>22081990>hyphenated "american"shut the fuck up retard
>>22081948ditto thisif i wanted bread instead of rice or pasta to go with, i'd rather have this in a bowl with a couple slices of whole grain bread on the side (buttered of course, possibly with cheese) than hamburger buns
Serious answer.Besides the normal ingredients, the best one is some diced green pepper.Then for the spices/sauce, you add a little mustard, brown sugar and some W sauce. Those four things will elevate your sloppy joe.
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>>22081888why not just starve yourself and fucking die
Sloppy joes appeal to the american hubrisThinking a simple burger bun will entail the rembrands of a diced meat and sauceIgnoring the proverbs of good cuisine and time management; rushing a fine dining to a store-bought, low quality imitation of a better looking and tasting meal...All in a false attempt into quick satisfaction and faguage of it's impulses and rabid swinenessThe amerimutt will of course, defend this, as if not, would mean a failure on the american way, not far from a filthy communist chomping wood steak and pigstetines fillings swearing by it's flavour...Quite bizarre and sad if you think about it
>>22083489>faguage
>>22081871Oh my science, is that a Bell Beefer!?
>>22081871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cBhi_7c4to
>>22083434this is /ck/, not /adv/
>>22081888>Why not just make burgers?I always just made sloppy joes as a way to repurpose leftover spaghetti sauce. You just add mustard, ketchup, and diced onions.
>>22081888why would it matter that the 3rd would dosn't understand why Americans have the privilege to have hamburger meat different ways when you fucks eat shit like monkey soup and jellied eels
>>22081871human meat from a guy named joewith italan herb spices from Costco
>>22082055Pro tip: If you forget to check if you have bread or buns on hand before you make some manwich and are out, you can put it on spaghetti for a decent meat sauce.
>>22081949hicks like you don't even have a human card
