>order something from a restaurant>it contains mushrooms in any formI don't care how old I get I'm not eating this shitty fungus wo puking
>>22082139Order it without mushrooms
>>22082141Asian food is the worst offender because they like shittake in everything including usually great stuff like dumplingsShittake is better than European shrooms but it's still the same thing, the moment a piece of that touches my tongue I start gagging
>>22082139>I don't care how old I get I'm not eating this shitty fungus wo pukingYou sound like a little bitch
Pathetic
>>22082139at least you're not one of those faggots that hates tomatoes, god I hate those faggots
This is common among people who never learned to cook for themselves like adults. You're not alone OP, but you are not with me.
>>22082139>>22082148>>22082166I've tried to eat mushrooms on several occasions throughout my life as both a child and adult. It's not about age, it's not about experience, it's not about having a wide palate. I've come to the conclusion that it's literally a meme. Fungus is not meat, plant, nor even a mineral. It's simply not food for human consumption. Anyone who says otherwise fell for a longstanding meme from a time when the only choice was to eat fungus or starve.
picky eaters deserved to be lined up against a wall and spanked
>>22082139k. more for me.
>>22082290>I don't like thing, therefore nobody can like thingHave you been diagnosed for your autism?
>>22082290you will be the first killed when the mushrooms rise up
>>22082438You eat mushrooms so they'll eat you. I don't eat mushrooms so they'll leave me alone
>>22082440How can you kill a mushroom if you can't stomach one? Humanity will survive by devouring it's way to victory. Those who cannot eat shall perish
Kek, the soggy ones with mushroom-y taste whenever you chew/bite. I still eat them though.
I've handled enough mushrooms in my time to know how absolutely filthy they are.
>>22082455I will immediately defect to the side of the mushroom and carve myself a place in the shroom world order
The only time I've eaten mushrooms was when I took some magic shrooms like 2 years ago
>>22082455I too have seen that Powerpuff Girls episode.
>>22082144>Shittake is better than European shroomsYes of course it would be, wouldn't it?*sigh*
>>22082438Surely when the mushrooms rise up they will first kill those who eat them, retard.
>>22082915mushrooms are a warrior speciesthey respect those who have the honor to stand and eat them
it's for fun guys only
>>22082915You laugh now but on the Day Of The Spore you won't be.
>>22082731I knew you'd post this, but I've tried time and time again to get into shrooms and the moment I feel the texture I wanna puke and gag, flavor isn't so bad, but yeah, regardless of age
>>22082139Mushrooms are god tier food.
>>22083370 (me)*dog
>>22082139manchild picky eater award
a mushroom posted this thread
>>22083724t. chinaman
>>22082144>shittake in everythingbased asians
>>22082290if it’s not for human consumption, then why do mushrooms have calories?
>>22082139steak + mushrooms are literally meant for each other. What the fuck are you doing?
>>22083864uranium 235 also has calories, technically speaking. mushrooms are for human consumption because they are tasty :)
I love mushrooms but my shits become crazy when I eat them. It's really upsetting
They are neither vegetal nor animal. What exactly the mushroom is and what it wants, we cannot fathom.I like the idea that panspermia is a thing and spores fell to Earth in a meteorite, and they just started chilling with the other organisms that evolved here.
>>22082139Are you a women?
>>22084074women usually love mushrooms. i'm sorry that they don't like your mushroom anon. maybe try doing some kegels.
>>22082139Shut up
>>22084079He says while bumping the thread. Lmao
>>22084081You shut up too
mushrooms are nutty, rich and everything you are not
>>22084094Ooooh you're hard
>>22084123I said shut up
>>22084123>>22084129get a room fags
>>22082139>"patient has declined penicillin stating "don't care how old I get I'm not taking this shitty fungus juice">"patient is deceased as of {current time}"
>>22084130YEAH AND THEN KISS EACH OTHER, LOL! ON THE LIPS!
I fuckin love portobellos lads...
>>22083076I really want to be buried when I die so the mushrooms can connect my decomposing cells to the rest of the world.>>22084303Cheba Hut has a portobello sub called the "magic mushroom" it's basically teriyaki pineapple and a few other things. You need to try it if you ever get a chance.
>>22084272I mean... I'm game are you >>22084129 ?
>>22084326>Cheba HutNever heard of this place before, they do “cannabis themed sandwiches”?
>>22082139then don't order it
>>22084718Yeah they're like Subway aimed at liberal stoners. So the sandwiches are slightly higher quality, but cost way more then they're worth.
Does this work on button mushrooms as well
>>22082139ah, a child posting on the chans welcome little boy
>>22082290>Fungus is not meat, plant, nor even a mineral.>It's not food for human consumptionnon sequitor
>>22082290>it's not about having a wide palateIt's exactly that one actually. You probably have plenty of other tasty things you won't eat, but feel free to lie and say otherwise.
