How old were you when you realized light beer is the superior alcoholic beverage?>keeps you hydrated>gives you a good buzz without getting too drunk>doesn’t make you feel bloated or full>less calories
>>22082803it tastes like wateronly retards drink to get drink
>>2208280340 but it was wine spritzersbottle of wine and a liter of club soda all day every day
>>22082803But why is your pic piss?
>>22082943That’s another positive
>>22082947Wine spritzers are bretty gud
>>22082803>drinking 4.2% abv is superiornope.
There’s nothing more kino then spending all day outside drinking miller light
>>220829944 to 5% is pretty standard across the globe for beer. It's fine
>>22082803they're perfectly acceptable and i don't dislike them but i disagree. i'd need to down 4-5 of these to get a good buzz, which makes me feel bloated for obvious reasons. whereas It'd only take me a couple of strong beers or a glass of whiskey to get the same result. and when it comes to hydration/refreshment, hard cider's much nicer in my opinion.
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>>22082803For me it's the ICE beers. They hit hard and don't leave you feeling like your going to pop.
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5% is the perfect sweet spot, 5.5 If I'm feeling feisty
>>22082803English beer mogs>same ABV>served in heaping 21oz pints>tastes good>excellent social lubricant
>>22083058So it’s a the same thing?
>>22082803Coors light: too sweetMichelle ultra: basically waterBusch light: I'm not a redneck so idkBud light: enjoyed by pedophile kid rock, but it tastes like shit. For seals who clap at dumb advertisements and never try anything newNatural light: basically waterMiller Lite: great taste, less filling. The superior choice of the 6
For me it’s sleeman clear 2.0
>>22082803Infinity years old. Because that's never happening.
>>22083061shit beer is shit everywhere. the beer isn't the issue, people willing to put up with shit is.
>>22083008Based ice man
>>22082803
>>22084069Your opinion isn’t fact
That’s what makes Guinness so good.
>>22082803>How old were you when you realized light beer is the superior alcoholic beverage?I still haven't. >gives you a good buzz without getting too drunkI've never gotten a buzz from any beer that wasn't some hipster IPA shit with super high alcohol content. My superior genes from a line of 3,000 years of alcoholic barbarians who consumed half their calorie intake from alcohol and the other half from fermented cabbage ensures I cannot get drunk on anything but hard liquor chugged from the bottle.>doesn’t make you feel bloated or fullif I try to drink enough to feel anything it will definitely make me feel bloated and full>less caloriesthat just means less alcohol, they're the same thingI'll stick to drinking whiskey from the bottle and black coffee thanks
>>22082803Late 20s. I realized what I wanted was a consistent manageable buzz that I can maintain over a long period of time without getting obliterated either internationally or accidentally. A good Friday night is drinking a 12 pack of Miller or Coors or six hours while watching kino, playing vidya, reading comics, smoking DUDE, and cooking a nice supper.
>>22082803in my early 20s I could drink 20 of these a night, now they make me too bloated past like the 4th or 5th, mostly drink mixed drinks, wine, or seltzers now
>>2208280320. I tried some good craft brews for a while, then switched to the champagne of beers because it cost half as much. Then I realized you'll get the same buzz and less of the dropoff or hangover if you stick to lites.And let's be honest, at this point, you know you're an alcoholic and the buzz only comes when your BAC is rising, not from being proper drunk.
cold Busch lattes are cheap, go down easy, and are perfect for a day of yard work. I don't understand why people act so superior about liking one type of beer over another. All beer is good beer.
>>22084122I knew someone like this. Are you a great big fat person?
>>22084307Yes, I'm you.
>>22084307No, but I was when I was younger. Alcohol tolerance hasn't really changed, probably cause now I'm a great big skinny person.
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>>22084320ok
>>22084325Lying is not OK anon
>>22084327That's why I don't lie
>>22084307A lot of alcoholics are dishonest braggarts who want to appear like some kind of super drinker. They're the people who claim they never get hangovers or that they can drink beer all day and stay sober. The same phenomenon happens with drug users who make absurd claims about how much better at drugs they are than anyone else.
>>22084328Except on your back for men.
>>22084329I don't get hangovers either, I've experienced one in my entire life. >>22084332hands and knees actually
>>22084338I knew you'd say that. Either you don't drink enough to experience hangovers or you're a liar. Even alcoholics with high tolerances get hangovers. You are not a special mutant who is incapable of getting a hangover. You're a human bean and human beans get hangovers.
>>22084345Sorry you have bad genes bro
>>22084353Liar. If you had good genes you wouldn't be here loser.
>>22084353I'm sorry you're a pathetic liar who wants to convince anonymous alcoholics on a hot dog forum you're the best drinker to ever drink. People like you are a diamond dozen in AA. Sad. Many such cases.
>>22084361Wouldn't know, since I'm not alcoholic>>22084356Nah that's cause I got molested I think I'd be normal if that didn't happen
>>22084363>I got molestedtoo bad it wasn't murdered
>>22082803I love them all. Can keep a good low level buzz going all day. I pound a couple bud tall cans every day at lunch. Then buy a 18 pack for the evening. Piss water is better than some trendy IPA syrup. Its beer not wine.
>>22082803It's good but I like >5.9Or twin tall boi nattydaddys
>>22084329Yeah that's why I ask. Unless they're fat they still typically get drunk after a normal amount of alcohol like anyone else. They just go deeper than most so normal drunk isnt really "drunk" to them, even though it is
>>22084363>>22084122That's you right? You're describing being a super human drinker there. Everything I said about braggart alcoholics except the not getting hangovers is in your post.
>>22084550yeah I'm not an alcoholic tho
>>22084558Correct. You're an idiot.
>>22084558>Not an alcoholic >have to chug hard liquor from the bottle to get drunk>claims to have only had one hangover>totally not an alcoholic liar Fuck off trole.
>>22083008Mickey's ICE? never heard of it, is it different from the original?
>>22083001I drink two tall boys at 9.5% each almost every night.
>>22087029That’s the equivalent of 4 Budweisers normal can
>>22082943>it tastes like waterMy condolences on your country's failure to provide you clean drinking water>>22084361>>22084345I'm guessing you just lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme which is why you get bad hangovers and can't fathom people getting drunk and waking up the next day without debilitating issues. Just try to be more open minded, not everyone is just like you.
>>22082803Yeah, not bad, but I prefer watered down wine.
>>22087029You're an alcoholic. Most of the world isnt. 4-5% is the standard for most beer in the world
>>22087029Based Voodoo ranger drinker>>22087102Lmao no its not
>>22082803This shit is just dirty water. Why am I drinking it if it has no taste AND i'm trying to get drunk?
>>22087106That's drinking like an eight pack a night or pint of booze. You're there, friend.
>>22087106It is. The most popular styles are 4-5%, and most beer made is 4-5%. Anything higher is not uncommon, but is far from the average beer
>>22083058English mild is so nice but so hard to find in the states. Basically only some local craft breweries make it and you can only get it at the breweries (one of them had it on cask which was really cool).
>>22087106Voodoo ranger and sour monkey. Classics.
>>22087172La Fin Dumonde
>>22087175I'll have to be on the lookout for it. I'm seeing the reviews say it has a good mouthful. A world class score of 96 as well.https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34/
>>22087175The reviews for sour monkey are being nice, it taste like stomach bile but it grows on you.https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/345/160104/
>>22087181That website is dogshit. Every beer but the most pretentious disgusting microbrew is seen as bad
>>22087183Oh i know, I love reading the reviews. Everyone is up their own ass it's funny as hell. Great for a chuckle when I order a beer I've never had before at a restaurant or pick up some random thing to try.
>>22087178La Fin is one of the original high ABV beers that was around before the craft beer craze. Sour Monkey is fucking disgusting like most high ABV beers.
>>22087175>>22087178Had la fin du monde recently (out of a unibroue glass I just found at a yard sale) and it's a delicious beer. Other tripels I've had have been quite dry but that one had a lot of really nice honey-like maltiness, and also those fruity and spicy flavors from the yeast. Definitely get a pack if you can find one, you won't regret it.
>>22087181LOVE Sour Monkey, been addicted to it for at least a year now. Pricey but worth it
>>22087205Sour and Witty Monkeys hit the spot. Golden, Berry, and Juicy are all ass. The Christmas one is solid, but yeah theyre all like a buck or so more as tall boy or bottles.
>>22087191Trust me, it's on my radar. But, anon, tell me about the mouthfeel of the beer.
>>22087280Pretty medium bodied from what I remember. Really smooth for how strong it is.
Are we allowed to discuss alcohol or not??? How is this thread on topic and others and other posts about booze are not??
>>22087346Because it's talking about flavor, taste, and mouthfeels, not just getting drunk. Honestly if there's an alcohol thread and everyone posting sounds drunk then it's time for mods to delete it.
>>22087381consider suicide
>>22087388Can you breakdown what in my post made you tell someone else to end their own life? Just a reminder, we're on a cooking board on 4chan so this one specifically has me really curious.
>>22082803>keeps you hydrated>gives you a good buzz without getting too drunk>doesn’t make you feel bloated or full>less caloriesTrue, but it just doesn't taste good and can only be drunk if ice cold, so you have to pretty much slam it.
>>22082803>doesn’t make you feel bloated or fullare you retarded?
>>22087438Are you drunk, anon? Are you physically incapable of doing what you just said? Get over yourself and either report or contribute. If you arent reporting than youre just a bitch complaining about what? Honestly I'd like to know.
My favorite beer. Couldn't care less what you're having.
>>22082943>it tastes like waterTo be fair, it does taste like beer flavored ice water. That's why so many people like it. For me it's Busch light
>>22082803American (((beer))) is bad enough, but American light (((beer)))?That’s against the Geneva conventions!If I want a beer, but low/no alcohol I either go full way and get some alcohol free stuff or a Radler.
>>22087388>>22087438Why are alcoholics so lame?
>>22087420Shut up
Just drink a cider rather you retarded cunt
OP is faggot, might as well drink picrel and save carbs and money
>>22082803Light beer is for weenies. Drink beer or dont drink. Rather have an 8-9% porter than that fuckin swill
>>22087796cider gets you much more drunk than beer
>>22087346I dunno i feel like alcohol should b fair game for /ck/. It is a drink after all
>>22087796But how do I know when I'm drinking cider and when I'm drinking apple juice
>>22087346talking about food is /ck/traumadumping about alcoholism isn't food or cooking
>>22082803from my own alcoholic adventures, the correct answer is actually white claw or trulyssame calories as a light beer but when you're gonna plow through many in a night, the variety in flavors keeps it a little interesting. drinking 10-15 miller lites or whatever just gets boring the same flavor over and overalso i've found that hard seltzers are easier on my stomach than even light beers
Alcohol is literal poison. For the sake of your family and friends please abstain. And if you won't quit for them, then do it for me. You won't regret it
For me, it was vodka and water. But first a shot of 99 whatever to get the motor running.I don't drink anymore.
>>22087841I enjoy drinking all day when I have the option vs having a few heavies and falling asleep. All beer has its time and place. I ain't drinking old rasputin after working in 100 degree hear
>>22087346>>22087844>>22087876I find it weird that they allow tobacco threads.
>>22088093Shut up, puriteen.
