What is the least unethical way to consume a gingerbread man?
not 100% sure but what I do know is you better make sure he's well and truly dead before you remove or consume any of his gumdrop buttons. Otherwise it's terribly distressing
>>22084921quickly bite the head off and then cram the rest of it up your ass
>>22084921Crotch first.
>>22084921Surely you meant 'gingerbread person'
>>22084957Do you see long hair, eyelashes and boobs on that thing? No? Then it's a man
>>22084957they're not people anon
>>22084921i grind mine into flour and mix it into a new batch. i dont consume until there are at least 6 generations.
>>22084968this is like feeding cows ground beef until you have a 6th+ generation supercow
>>22084921as a man, any age past 12.
>>22084957surely because you mean that only men are persons.
>>22084921I take the Saturn approach>>22084969>6th+ generation supercowThat’s a good race horse name
>>22084921I found this thread kinda funny
>>22085375so past 12, a man can eat them. riveting logic there, pal.
>>22084927this
>tfw I remember those TikTok videos where OnlyFans slut whores tear apart gingerbread victims limb-by-limb like a cartel leak, consuming the head lastHow is this legal?
>>22084927God I wish that was me
Tie give ginger bread men to a model train track and at the switching point tie another ginger bread man. With icing of course. Make the single ginger bread man decide if I will eat 5 ginger bread men or himself.
>>22086815
It’s a cookie, my guy, eat it with your urethra for all the law cares, you can’t traumatize confectionery.
