This is garlic. Say something nice about it.
>>22085572do I really need to? everyone on the planet is a garlic dickrider. every dish is 300% garlic flavored
>>22085579just do it ok?
>>22085572it looks like a titty
>>22085579D. racula
>>22085579I just started cooking a year ago, why is this?
It repels my enemies.
>>22085770Maybe someone cooked for you up until then. How the fuck should we know why you waited so long?
>>22085572it tastes like apples after pickling
>>22085770because people not only think that garlic improves everything but also there’s no such thing as too much of it. I’m so sick of mashed potatoes that are so garlicky that it would kill a dog if it so much as walked in the room
>>22085837mashed potatoes don't have garlic.they have milk, butter, pepper, salt.adding garlic is fucking weird and you should not eat those peoples' cooking.
>>22085572Tastes good. Thanks garlic.
>>22085572One time I was convinced of the health benefits of raw garlic so I ate a bunch of cloves and ended up collapsing on the bathroom floor with one hand in the toilet completely paralytic. Was a couple months before I could enjoy garlic again.
>>22085572No this is garlic
>>22086081>jarlicBut mcwhy?
>>22085572I eat about 4 cloves of it a day with my breakfasts. I eat an apple before I do so because that supposedly prevents intense garlic breath/burps.
>>22085572i would allow garlic to touch me inappropriately
>>22085572i would let garlic fuck my wifei like the way my hands smell after I chop up some garlic
>>22085572I like the dip in papa John's and that's about it other wise no use for it
>>22085953I put a sprinkle of garlic and oño powder in my mashed potatoes and a dash of herbes de Florence. With lots of butter.
>>22086067That's unlikely to be the garlic's fault. Did you go to the doctor ?>inb4 I am American I'm so sorry.
>>22085572Garlic is the best aromatic.
>>22085953it’s unavoidable in my life, a great deal of people wouldn’t make it without garlic
>>22086254It was obviously the garlic's fault
>>22085769take my updoot
>>22085572Is this elephant garlic? Elephant garlic sucks. I love garlic so fucking much I wish it didn't make my pussy stank when I eat Korean levels of it.
>>22086067same happened to me after drinking a shot of raw garlic juice felt like i was gunna die
>>22085572A glove a day keeps Dracula away
>>22086268>I wish it didn't make my pussy stank when I eat Korean levels of it.What? Is this a real thing. I've never heard of it.
>>22085572smell good :-)
>>22085572good for your liver apparently
I like if I eat an offensive amount of garlic my breath smells horrible, my body odor empties rooms, and my farts are absolutely rancid. modern day social distancing enforcement
>>22086081Jarlic for lazy turds more like
>>22088605I’m an active turd
