>Europeans spend the past few decades telling Americans that pic related is disgusting pigslop and they would never, ever have such a thing in their more advanced countries>World Cup happens>Suddenly difficult to find in-stores because Euros are sending them back home in drovesWell, you gonna apologize?
>>22086384I went through an Arby's drive through the other day and they were completely out of ranch packets.
None of that is actually happening. No one is in hysterics over the stuff. It's "viral marketing", champ.
>>22086384We just had some threads about this. Why must we make the same threads over and over and over?
>>22086384>Europeans spend the past few decades telling Americans that pic related is disgusting pigslop and they would never, ever have such a thing in their more advanced countriesDidn’t happen.>World Cup happens>Suddenly difficult to find in-stores because Euros are sending them back home in drovesDidn’t happen.
>>22086384>Europeans spend the past few decades telling Americansit's one european that rage posts on here because he was proven wrong.probably from england and can't handle how much of a gaywad he is.now he's malding that the world cup happened over here and he's gonna have to hear how awesome america is for the rest of his life.his retarded fault for using the media narrative to fuel his hate, programmable little npc bitch that he is.
>>22086389found the euro i described here >>22086469easy to spot because of the blatant denial they're in about their told status.
>>22086384Euros dont know about the refrigerated section ranch. You're welcome.
>>22086470I'm American and the viral marketing in question is designed for types like you. Imagine not being able in the year 2026 to distinguish between advertising and reality.
>>22086492*yawn*all these shitty liars on the internet bore me.
>>22086384>Europeans spend the past few decades telling Americans that pic related is disgusting pigslopNo we didn't. >they would never, ever have such a thing in their more advanced countriesWe have plenty of similar things in our home countries.>Suddenly difficult to find in-stores because Euros are sending them back home in drovesI just saw plenty of that shit Saturday while I was at• Safeway• hmart • GrossOut and • the other GrossOutThere is no shortage.Your post has been nothing but lies.>>22086387Not sure I believe that. >>22086389lmaoI had a medical appointment last week and being an European living in America, my doctor asked me all sorts of dumb-as-fuck questions and made several dumb-as-fuck comments based entirely on what TikTok told her. >I heard Europeans were amazed at Walmart and Costco!No, we have Costco in Europe and Asda is UK Walmart. In fact, Walmart once owned it outright. We have other hypermarkets throughout the continent. >I heard there's no ranch there Eh… mostly true, but we have ranch-flavoured things so we're not unfamiliar with the taste. >And people were amazed with the variety in American supermarkets! Here's a picture of the chocolate aisle at Migros. That's just the chocolate aisle. The rest of the store is similarly well-stocked. We have well-stocked supermarkets throughout Western Europe. The only people who could conceivably be amazed at a supermarket are Eastern Euros and they lack the cash to come here to begin with so they wouldn't be the ones posting shit to TikTok. This is viral, influencer nonsense.>>22086483And that's the garbage ranch, anyway. Like I said last thread, the only good ranch is Hidden Valley, from a sachet/packet (not even the jar is good) mixed at home. All others can go suck a dozen shits each, especially Wishbone. Fuck Wishbone. Fuck It right up the bum with a big rubber dick.>>22086492It's not simple advertising. It's propaganda.
holy shit you could host an olympics with these mental gymnastics.
>>22086504We already do
>>22086500>It's not simple advertising. It's propaganda.These words mean the exact same thing. I don't even use the P-word anymore. Get on my level and use only "advertising" and "marketing" because it's more familiar and more impactful to the average onlooker. It gets the wheels in your target's brain spinning.
>>22086384>Well, you gonna apologize?The primary American news source over there is CNN, I dont think they believe anything good happens over here.
I like pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch with tobasco sauce. Simple as.
>>22086500>my doctor asked me all sorts of dumb-as-fuck questionsget a new doctor, ideally male.
You fell for viral marketing retard
>>22086607Eh, she's mostly fine. I was surprised by how dumb the questions were, is all.
>>22086566>your targetso you admit to being a manipulator.how un-white of you.
>>22086384Most underwhelming shit in existence.
What are some good home-made ranch recipes, bros? I think I will do some homemade buffalo wings soon.
>>22086651Manipulation is the whitest thing anyone can do. But it's also one of the most feminine things anyone can do. She's clearly a white lady.
I make it at home, we have all the ingredients, also I've seen it sold in supermarkets. It is good for wings and for pizza dipping I can't deny.
Life hack for Euros and Burgers, ultimate homeade ranch dressing:>12 oz soft, silken tofu>2 teaspoons onion powder>1 1/2 tspoons garlic powder>1 1/2 tspoons white wine vinegar>1/4 tspoons sea salt>1/8 tspoons ground black pepper>blend until creamy>transfer to bowl>stir in:>2 tspoons chopped fresh parsley>2 tspoons chopped fresh dill>2 tspoons chopped fresh chives>(or use 1/2 tsp. if dried)>mix well>chill until ready to serve
>>22086807>silken tofunah, we have good buttermilk and sourcream
>>22086807>12 oz soft, silken tofu
>>22086809>>22086812>main ingredient
>>22086824I'm from Europe i've never had that, I make it at home.
>>22086824>Ladies and gentlemen i present to you: The AmericanIt's for the mayo component (eggs +oil).
>>22086824yeahyou can either get it made with soybean, sunflower, avacado, or canola/rapeseedare you suggesting making mayo/ranch without an oil?
>>22086780>>22086782>>22086783>>22086784>>22086786>>22086787>>22086789>>22086790>>22086794>>22086795yjk this guy thinks he's changing the world by calling out obvious ads
most people who can afford a holiday to watch soccer, have already been to the U.S
>>22086949This is what's so dumb about the whole thing. People who can splurge 10k+ for a sports game act like they've never been to america before
I'm American in Europe, and they literally eat sauces that taste just like it. Knoflook sauce or yogurt sauce tastes the same. Not to mention these Eurofags would drown in mayo if they could, and Ranch is just mayo with herbs in it.
What's interesting about this campaign is that they apparently also slipped the TSA some cash, with their post of all those bottles at a time when the World Cup was still in its hot phase, so people who actually came because of it would NOT be leaving yet.
>>22086387Arby's has ranch packets? I thought they only had Arby's sauce and horsey sauce.
>>22086436nta but both happened europoors use to come here to troll amerilards all the time back in the daynow they stfu because they know how shit the uk has gotten and have no ground to stand on
>>22087965why are you using the uk as a synonym for europe
>>22087965How are the two related when europeans hate the uk
>>22087971Because he's retarded.
>>22087965very smard
