Good morning and what carbs will you have for breakfast?
>>22087674Am I wrong for perceiving that it's mainly skinny people who eat this for breakfast? I'm fat and it doesn't appeal to me at all.
>>22087677yeah, you're wrong. I live in a big city with lots of gorgeous women (some are obviously professional models) and they all eat like this and work out every day
>>22087677I'm 5 10 160 pounds all wet and this is not appealing to me at all either. I crave savory things in the morning. speaking of... I'm gonna eat a cretons sandwich.
>>22087674oh, i don't eat baked goods.thanks, though.
>>22087679when I said skinny I guess I meant normal weight not supermodels. ironically that supermodel breakfast looks better to me.
>>22087674do you work at a hospital or something?
>>22087674if there isn't a chaffer full of sweaty breakfast sausages I'm literally not interested.
>>22087698I have a weird affection for the shitty eggs and meat you get at continental breakfasts
>>22087718for me, it's Golden Corral eggs
>>22087718>>22087735Man I love buffet scrams and I don't care who knows it.
>>22087674Donuts are more fat than carbs. As are most fried bread/cake. The fat you eat is the fat you wear. That's why most people who do keto stay fat.
>>22087753if you have lots of customers it never dries out anon
>>22087718how is there even a photo of that shit. like why would someone bother to take that. why
>>22087801Not the worst thing I've ever seen.
>>22087801because taking a photo is the easiest thing to do in the world. you see, everyone has these things called "phones" and they have cameras on them.
>>22087847>you see, everyone has these things called "phones" and they have cameras on them.If everyone is carrying around cameras now then why hasn't anyone photographed aliens or Bigfoot since the nineties?
>>22087896Aliens have anti camera technology making everything blurry. They shared this with Bigfoot. Dum dum.
>>22087718My old apartment complex when I was a renter long long ago had a diner on the first floor of the South building that had a breakfast buffet on weekends. Anyone could eat there but nobody knew that diner was even there except residents. We also had a supermarket and other stores in the basement, including a car detailing business, a tailor and more that went similarly ignored by anyone who didn't live there. Anyway, the scrams were, of course, from powder but for $5 AYCE, nobody cared, especially since most people loaded up on bacon or sausage.No idea how that place stayed afloat
>>22087754Your body can't do anything with calories, cico is fake and not backed up by any scienceThe amount of water a snickers can boil when set on fire is completely irrelevant to what your body does with itYou do know that's what a calorie is measuring, right? The combustiblity
>>22088231>The combustiblityEnergy, retard
>>22088231There are some discrepancies, like some calories from protein are lost during digestion, and carbs convert less efficiently to bodyfat. But you can still reasonably calculate weight based on calorie intake and in general it just says fat has about twice as much energy as carbs and protein. It might not be 100% accurate but it's still pretty accurate.
>>22088351Start here, and try not to get your feelings hurt in the processhttps://youtu.be/fDWFpmyc92A?si=PPqNp3swcikOYPos
>>22087677I bet a big boy like you needs some meat
>>22087674the non faggot ones aka picture not related
>>22088367language!
The main fault in calories in calories out is that ingesting does not mean digesting. So calories in is a maximum.
>>22087674none of those, it's either white rice or instant ramen on Fridays if I've been a good boy that week
>>22088377>maximumnot entirely true! I have a very large friend who continually gains weight (like, The Whale-tier levels of fat) and he only ingests 1500 calories a day. It's genetics, he's big boned.
>>22088371sorry, I meant non queer not non faggot. my bad.
>>22088385Your friend is bullshitting you about the amount of calories he ingests
>>22087935That sounds really cool. I lived on the same block as a large mall for a while and it was nice being able to just walk to all that shopping and food
>>22088399He wouldn't!
>>22088231low effort bait.
>>22088354Weight fluctuations have to do with food mass, increasing or decreasing that incidentally corellates with calories but calories aren't the thing causing the changeIt's thermal energy, if calories causes weight changes then drinking hot water would make you gain weight because it contains more energy
>>22088676I wish I could absorb and store heat as energy. I would be unstoppable.
