>mom doesn't want me bake bread because she thinks it's effeminate.How do I convince my mom that baking is manly?
why the fuck do you care what your mom thinks, just do it retard
remind her that most bakers throughout history were men and women were only recently given permission to do it
>>22088176what a retarded thing to say. go find a hunter-gatherer tribe in the world today where the men are making the bread while the women hunt. I'll wait.
>>22088180Hunter gatherers don't even bake bread
any time my friends or family tried to talk shit or pick on me for cooking something, I'd just say >alright cool then you don't have to eat anything i cookthey would usually shut up pretty fast
>>22088187proof?
It's a skill the same way that baking pastries is a skill the same way that general cooking is a skill. Voting is more traditionally manly but she probably wants to be able to do that.
>>22088180I meant recorded history though I didn't know I needed to specify if cavewomen were bakers
>>22088174simply get your girlfriend to help you
>>22088205>girlfriendI'm incel
>>22088198No. They don't proof either.
Just simply tell her "mum don't worry I'm not going to suck on any dicks"
once it's done take the loaf pan out of the oven bare handed screaming AAAAAAAAAAH and smash it on the floor to show how tough you are
>>22088211heh
>>22088198my gut tells me they just baked unleavened stuff, like the unleaving agriculture and animal husbandry fellows
>>22088175this. you already sound very feminine
>>22088211
>>22088174She's either jealous or retarded. Moms traditionally teach their children to cook.
>>22088174Everytime I see middle easterners bake bread in some documentary, it's done by men and there are no people more fragile and obsessed with masculinity than them.
>can't bake bread because mommy won't let mePut on your big boy pants and bake anyway. Did she lock the oven somehow?
>>22088174Make a large baguette and hold it between your legs like it's your penis.
Beat the fucking shit out of her.
>>22088232Make sure to have your fingers crossed behind your back when you say it, with a mirror propped up behind you
>>22088180The fuck are you talking about?The men shoved damper into the same fire they were roasting animals in.Just look at Australia if you want to see what cavepeople were doing.
>>22088174Your mom is a retard. Baking was traditionally done by men all throughout history. The baker was a lifesaver in ancient times, when food was scarce.
>>22088174they usually shut up once they get to gorge on fresh hot bread
>>22088174the first step to being manly is stop doing what your mommy tells you to.
she probably already thought you were gay and this is just the "proof"
>>22088510Fellow lovehandle enthusiast, based
>>22088174Bakers lung
>>22088174Girls love guys who can bake sweets.
>>22088702I'm incel so obviously that's not true
