Do you have the staff sing for you? Do you order for the table or let them order themselves?
>>22088215Those are some sad titties
>>22088234How about that fucking shrimp on the table?
>>22088215Bitch looks like she's in the process of deflating.
>>22088234Shes got mournful tits
>>22088215Nah I just go to Shady Maple and get a free dinner buffet.
>>22088364Is that a chain? Never heard of it?
>>22088215How do you become that obese and none of the fat goes to your tits?
i always make the wageslaves sing for me.
>>22088215>Do you order for the tablei would not eat if this happened.you might be the birthday boy, but you don't get to choose what i eat, ever.
>>22088411People love when I order for the table or tell them good suggestions.
>>22088375titties aren't fat, they're cholesterol.
>>22088234The right surgeon could do good work on them.
>>22088215I just tell them I want the discount and the complementary cake they give. I hate when strangers sing happy birthday for me. I had a bday party cancelled because my bitch of a sister decided to invite 30 people I didn't even know of. My day of birth isn't an excuse to host randoms, fuck outta here!
>>22088433Did you leave or just not show up? I’ve left my house before when my parents invited people over and surprised me, I said fuck it and walked out and drove to the mall and played demo games at eb games
>>22088435I just didn't show up at all and instead had a small party with my friends at one of their homes. Prior to that my parents already congratulated me first thing in the morning after I woke up and gave me the gifts they got for me.
