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 No.22090544
 No.22090544 Archived
What fucking CUNT of a faggot dickrider even fucking made PISTACHIOS a thing, fucking tofu-slurping yuppie motherfuckers pouring COFFEE IN THEIR ASS, that's who, absolute fakeass MOTHERFUCKERS

FUCK PISTACHIOS
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Anonymous
 No.22090549
 No.22090549
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>>22090544
You must be the guy that me and other members of the "Pistachio gang" held down and shoved pistachios into his urethra the other night. It was all in good fun dude, if you're gonna hate anything then you should really hate me and not pistachios after that.
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Anonymous
 No.22090562
 No.22090562
>>22090544
t.
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Anonymous
 No.22090565
 No.22090565
>>22090562
The foot fetishist's nut.

>cash-SHOE
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Anonymous
 No.22090574
 No.22090574
>>22090544
>FUCK PISTACHIOS
can't agree with this dogshit thought, op.
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Anonymous
 No.22090624
 No.22090624
>>22090544
its the best nut next to cash(you)
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Anonymous
 No.22090635
 No.22090635
>>22090544
Back in the day they used to be dyed red for no purpose other than making a huge fucking mess
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Anonymous
 No.22090639
 No.22090639
>>22090635
"Remember red pistachios? Prior to the 1980s, Middle Eastern importers dyed their pistachios red to hide harvest stains and make them stand out on grocery shelves."
its real.
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Anonymous
 No.22090662
 No.22090662
I thin pecans (puh cahns) are the best
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Anonymous
 No.22090667
 No.22090667
OP sure is a PISSED ACHIO
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Anonymous
 No.22090870
 No.22090870
>>22090639
Imagine cheeto fingers but thicker and stickier.
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Anonymous
 No.22090922
 No.22090922
>>22090639
This went on through the early 80s. As a kid I remember going to Sears and seeing the weird red bags of pistachios.
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Anonymous
 No.22090987
 No.22090987
>>22090544
its the wonderful company meme marketing like they did with pomegranates.
seedless lemons are next
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Anonymous
 No.22090998
 No.22090998
I find it insane they're sold with shells on

I dont want to manually peel nuts, do it on a machine that is 100000 times more efficient at it, fucking hell
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Anonymous
 No.22091088
 No.22091088
OP was molested by a man wearing a Grinch costume and now panics whenever he sees salty, green nuts.
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Anonymous
 No.22091100
 No.22091100
>>22090544
Dickrider is a african American term that you stole because you’re too stupid to come up with your own slang
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Anonymous
 No.22091458
 No.22091458
>>22090998
i like it. same with the sunflower seeds. pouch some in your cheek, get good at shelling them, spitting shells into a cup in your other hand that's not on the mouse
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Anonymous
 No.22091464
 No.22091464
>>22090544
Op is a faggot manchild
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Anonymous
 No.22091613
 No.22091613
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>>22090544
weird names to call people whose hands are stronger than yours
>>22090565
you're thinking of pic related
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Anonymous
 No.22092913
 No.22092913
>>22090544
eating pistachios be like

crunch crunch mmm
crunch crunch mmm
crunch crunch mmm
crunch crunch blech
crunch crunch mmm
crunch crunch mmm
crunch crunch mmm
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Anonymous
 No.22092915
 No.22092915
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as a child OP was unloved by most and only loved by those who harmed him, pets inclusive.
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i-Anon !AWEsomEEEE
 No.22092917
 No.22092917
>>22090544
owo! i love dubai chocs!
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Anonymous
 No.22094993
 No.22094993
>>22090544
Lol OP’s wife divorced him!
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Anonymous
 No.22095272
 No.22095272
>>22090667
lol
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Anonymous
 No.22095275
 No.22095275
>>22090639
Naked Gun
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Anonymous
 No.22095330
 No.22095330
>>22090562
That's about the size and shape of my penis.
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Anonymous
 No.22095450
 No.22095450
>>22095330
Korean bro...
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Anonymous
 No.22095632
 No.22095632
>>22090544
Imagine being so brainbroken by poverty, incest, and Fox News that you start attacking nuts. Could never be me.
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Anonymous
 No.22095651
 No.22095651
I LOVE pistachios.
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Anonymous
 No.22095922
 No.22095922
Did some backwater hick just find out about dubai chocolate or what is going on with op?
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Anonymous
 No.22095923
 No.22095923
>>22090987
I don't know why some of you retards always have to feel besieged by stuff people have been eating in the mMediterraneans for thousands of years.
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Anonymous
 No.22097079
 No.22097079
>>22090544
Total persian cultural victory
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Anonymous
 No.22097699
 No.22097699
>>22091613
I've never met a foot fetishist that was into blacks.
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Anonymous
 No.22097716
 No.22097716
>>22090544
Might wanna use different insults partner.
This is a PRO cramming board.
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