I mean, come on, Cholula, wtf are you doing here besides diluting your brand? I can’t imagine this nonsense is profitable
Don't question Bob Saget.
>>22091890didn't they get bought out by a huge company or something like that?
>>22091890they just trying to appeal to white women.
>>22091890Is this an ad? Rather than agreeing with the op sentiment, I'm glad to be aware these products exist because I may want to try them out.
I can't wait to Spice up my Dinner™ with Cholula's new range of Marinades and Simmer Sauces which are now available at retailers nationwide
>>22091890The regular Cholula hot sauce tastes radically different in the south vs. the north. Same bottle, same ingredient list, but it tastes like absolute shit when I buy it in the south. I have to have my sister mail me bottles of it from her grocery store. It's not a batch-to-batch thing — i've tried multiple times.
>>22091890In the boomer world this is how you cook every recipeCarne Asada Recipe:1: brown meat2: add Carne Asada sauce from the supermarket Taco Recipe:1: brown meat2: add Taco sauce from the supermarketYou can do this for every recipe!They have everything you need at the supermarket! Just buy the bottle of the cuisine you want to cook
Chipotle sucks I was pissed
>>22092247>Chipotle sucks I was pissedchipotle flavoring always sucks. it just tastes like smoky bbq sauce.the green jalapeno sauce is always the best shit.
I used the carne asada marinade on some chicken breasts. I baked them in the oven, they were good.
>>22092247>>22092295I hope you know that you're no better than someone in the '90s that used Chicken Tonight.
>>22092332>noooooo you can't just BUY sauce!!!!
>>22092332>I fell like chicken tonight chicken tonightFuck you, buzz kill. There's nothing wrong with using a premade marinade. They're a lifesaver for moms who don't know how to cook and it's so much better than fast food or frozen food.
>>22092345that's right.
>>22091909Unfortunately. Tapatio was also recently purchased by a private equity firm
>>22092332I actually wish they still sold this in the US, the white stuff was really good.
>>22091909>>22092417Shit, my two favorite hot sauces are gonna get jewed.
>>22092332Chipotle is hot sauce not marinade and it sucks
>>22092417>heckin private equity!retard detected
>>22092672Oy Vey
>>22092672?????????????? Explain dip shit.
>>22092685A bunch of dumb communists have convinced people that capitalism destroys industry because sometimes when capitalists buy a failing company to try to turn it around the company still fails.
>beloved company that built itself up for over 20-50 years etc>Suddenly, a work force of zoomers who were raised on YouTube iPads who think truck driving, plumbing and factory work is "too scary" graduate from daycare (universities) and demand graduate programs for work>Companies hire these people, who still expect daycare tier treatment>Send them off to work in groups to "create new ideas" for the company>They come out with this shitThis is why every single food brand doesn't just sell their name brand hot sauce, they sell an "xtra hot" version, a squeeze bottle drizzle, a hot honey mix, they do a Collab with Lays.Just a bunch of childless daycare adults
These sauces have a weird glossy film to them that coats your mouth.They also never taste fresh.
>>22091890They were (still are?) the official hot sauce of my Texas Rangers and they would always say, "The flavorful hot sauce with the iconic wooden cap." What are they going to say now?
>>22091890Yeah I saw Tapatio-branded shit like this too. It's fucking disgusting
>>22093080I saw Tapatio branded ramen. I wanted to try it but it was expensive as fuck. I'll just buy some normal cheap ass ramen and put some Tapatio sauce in it.
>>22092332why is buying a premade hot sauce ok but not other kinds of sauces? you should be making your own hot sauce from scratch you lazy bum. let me guess, you don't even grow your own chili peppers you plebian.
>>22092696Not the point I was making, and you'd realize that if you knew anything about what happens to the quality of a food company's ingredients/process/product nearly every time private equity comes into play. This /ck/, not /pol/ or /biz/, you cooklet (and seemingly industrylet) faggot
>>22092352>There's nothing wrong with using a premade marinade.Why do all the people here that supposedly uphold standards of cooking suddenly disappear in a thread like this? Could it be because no one here actually believes what they say, and we're all just here for mindless contrarianism as we count down the days until our deaths?
>>22094385As another anon said, what's the difference in buying a premade hot sauce vs a premade marinade? They're both something you can make yourself. Where do you draw the line at what is acceptable to buy premade or not? Do you actually care, or are you just engaged in a purity spiral?For the record, I would make my own marinade 9 times out of 10, that's just my preference. But even somebody who takes cooking seriously isn't going to be cooking at 100% all of the time, sometimes you have off days, sometimes you just need something convenient, whatever. And some people just don't take cooking that seriously in general, they're just trying to feed their family or meet nutrition goals. And that's fine too. I think when people talk about "upholding standards" in the context of /ck/ it's because this is a hobby board, and people who seek out a hobby community tend to want to discuss their hobby with people who have a similar level of interest, and they tend to want to discuss the upper bound of what they're capable of, not the lowest. I guarantee you even the most serious home cooks here still grab a fast food burger every now and then, that doesn't mean they're gonna be happy about the board being flooded with fast food threads. At the end of the day I'm not likely to use a product like this, but I'm not gonna get mad over its existence, that's just a waste of energy. You have to realize there are people with varying levels of investment in your hobbies, especially with cooking, which for many people isn't a hobby at all but just survival.
>>22094433that's a lot of words to say nothing
>>22092877So close but you missed the mark. It's down to the Indian Hindu invasion and the jews placing them as CEO of every white-created company. Indians are incapable of improving or maintaining civilization, they can only destroy. So they don't come up with any new ideas, they have no vision. They just latch onto whatever trend or buzzword someone else has created and try to force it into all of their products to get more jewish venture capital money. See the tech industry and the AI, SAARS epidemic.
>>22091892It is NOT TRUE, that bob saget RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
>>22095741What else are kids for?
>>22092417tell me valentina is OK
>>22095752No she looks horrible ever since she got her implants taken out.
>>22095750What exactly are you saying here?
>>22091890They ruined it anyway when they changed the recipe and added xanthan gum.
>>22094433>what's the difference in buying a premade hot sauce vs a premade marinade? They're both something you can make yourself.The time factor. Most good hot sauces need days, weeks, or months in storage for the flavors to fully develop. Some like Tabasco are even fermented and aged in wooden barrels for years. Sure you could do that at home, but it's a big investment of time and equipment. Marinades are normally made on the spot and don't even need to be shelf-stable.
>>22095295Your shit doesn't chime to anyone not already diseased like you, /pol/tard.
>>22096088The only good hot sauce with zero fuckery that is still great is Tabasco and Yellowbird. I enjoy that I can still buy both because the Bird doesn't have jalapeno or chipotle. Tabasco is good, but the Bird is objectively superior.
>>22095752You're safe Anon, Valentina is still family owned. El Yucateco as well
>>22091890see, tabasco did this right. tabasco pepper jelly, popcorn, etc is all at least decent. they never slapped their name on a half-ass pseudo-marinade
>>22091909Yes I can't believe this is real. My baby. My only.. my Cholula... No wooden ball cap :'(I only consume 3 hot sauces intensely and theyre all hollow shells of their former selves: Cholula, tapatio, and siracha(rooster sauce). I stocked up on tapatio so I never need to buy it again if they fuck it up. Cholula, pain pain pain I haven't tried the new stuff. Siracha is okay... There's something missing and the color is off but I can't think what I could add to fix it... I also like the oh brother that's hot organic smoked chipotle coz it's very meaty tasting.
>>22092553Stock up in old stuff. Then short the companies. Then buy it up for cheap.Then you buy the secret recipe and stay true to it.This is warfare against the goyim at this point.
>>22093583>>22093080Tapatio ramen is actually pretty good. Get the original flavor
>>22096161for me, its el yucateco (although it has xanthan gum)chipotle tabasco is my favorite tabasco
>>22100644>black labelMemories of southern California with essence of burnt tire.
>>22092696Name one product improved by private equity.
>>22092332anglo bros..
