To a lot of us, this is still what "Italian cuisine" means.
Ma che è sta merda?
>>22091917>To a lot of usnever met one.
disgusting unemulsified sauce
>>22091936Visit the Midwest.
>>22091944>Visit the Midwest.why would i ever do such a horrible thing?i've been to the midwest many times, anon.i can't wait until i'm president and flood it with fedreal prisoners to work the farms so these fucking farmers can finally learn what a real labor force and productive means looks like.y'all live like dogshit.
>>22091947take your meds
>>22091953are you actually retarded?
>>22091944>midwestDo they have Sbarros west of the Appalachians?
>>22091917Not gonna lie that looks kinda bussin
>>22091944Even Minnesota has had oregano now.
>>22091944Prices aren’t too bad, although I’ve never seen tortellini described as “belly button shaped”
>>22092655>1.75 liters of greasy pastaluv me some pasta, but that would be for six people in a normal country. The prices are also worryingly low, I assume the ingredients are poor quality.
>>22092655>Selling pasta by the half gallonGod bless the USA if I lived there I'd end up being one of those morbidly obese people you see on TV being winched out of their houses.
>>22091927You tell us Luigi
>>22091943Looks just like cheese though.
>>22091944there aren't a lot of inbred flyovers, globally.
>>22091943Looks just like cheese, though.
>>22091944>Midwest>Grindahs
>>22091944It's the all-night spaghetti and wine dealership from the movie Neighbors (1981).
>>22091944I'd rather die thanks
>>22091944imagine you could go anywhere in the world, see culture, history, broaden your horizon... and you choose to go to someplace whose most noteworthy landmark is a fucking Menards
>>22092655Tortellini is occasionally called "Venus's bellybutton" in old Italian cookbooks from the 1800s.
>>22092901such fucking perverts
>>22092858No, that's definitely supposed to be an alfredo sauce of some kind.