do you think bacon for guys is epic?
>>22093918I miss this era so much. I want to hear The Lumineers playing in stores. I want to see some fag go by on a unicycle. I want cute girls wearing flannels and toboggans. Fuck, zoomers ruined everything.
>>22093918Fuck Yeah Brah!!
>>22093922SO SHOW ME FAMILY (HEY!)ALL THE BLOOD THAT I WOULD BLEED (HO!)I DONT KNOW WHERE I BELONG (HEY!)I DONT KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG (HO!)BUT I CAN WRITE A SONG (HEY!)
>>22093918I just think it's sad. A generation so lacking in meaningful identity that they collectively gather around processed pig meat.
>>22093998Soulless consumer automaton husks is the core defining characteristic of millenials.
>>22094001You would know troon
>>22094014I'm gen X, faggot. We're alcoholics who actually own our own homes.
>>22093980Man we used to HAVE an internet culture
>>22094025Im a millennial who owns a home and i can drink without being an alcoholic. Gen X has boomer-tier substance control issues. And don't act like you dont like bacon. Unless youre a towelhead or a jew
chocolate dipped baconbourbounbeard oilspunching nazis
>>22094072I do like bacon. But I also have a soul and am not primarily driven by the pursuit of trends and products that are served to me by the (((media))), as are your class of 'people'. I also don't have the $150k of student loan debt that you do. And I grew up in an all-white neighborhood, enjoying the ethnic camaraderie as my ancestors did - also unlike you.
>>22094072>>22094075will you geriatric fags please not shit up my thread with your cat fight
>>22094077Don't you have a favela to go stab someone in, zoomer?
>>22094081the fuck are you talking about? is it some kind of stereotype that zoomers are brazilian
>>22094075It's so obvious that you're mindraped by your twitter algo lmao. 150k student loans he says lmao
I think it's not 2009 anymore.
What is more epic: bacon or hot sauce?
>>22093998>A generationJust Anglos. The rest of us couldn't give a halfpenny finger fuck about bacon. It's good but hardly something to base one's personality on. Anglo cultures are so devoid of connection that they'll flock to any focal point just to not feel so alone. 15ish years ago, it was bacon. Now, it's loving/hating right wing politics. In the future, it will be something equally vapid. Men from Anglo cultures, regardless of race, are the most devoid of personality except for, maybe, the Japanese. You meet one, you've met them all.
>>22094025>>22094072>>22094077Girls, girls, girls. You're all beautiful, heh>Proud Vietnam Veteran | Life Member: NRA>“If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you’re reading this in English, thank a soldier.”>Current Ride: 2018 Ford F-150 Lariat 5.0L V8>Past Rides: '72 Chevy Chevelle, '69 Harley-Davidson Sportster
>>22094219>Not dipping Bacon in Hot Sauce and washing it down with a good Hazy Double IPADo the Brewery/Restaurants you go to even have vintage arcade machines?
>>22094260This man watches Taylor Sheridan shows and doesn't understand why the news is spending so much time talking about Soccer when Chris Sale is having a great year
>>22094284When I take off my flannels after a hard, long day's work (at the local college in whose IT department I am an assistant at) I prefer a single cask malt whiskey from a Scottish island so remote I have to order it off of Amazon.Enjoyed neat, of course.
>>22093922I'm glad the soillenial era is over. Awful, shit music.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY
>>22093922>I've lived long enough for people to get nostalgic over hipsters
>>22094288lmaoI was just thinking this morning about how bleak Taylor Sheridan's stuff tends to be. Nothing like TV westerns in the past. : (I also thought "how the hell is a presumably fifty year old+ man named Taylor?" Then why the surname is spelled Taylor instead of Tailor if it's an occupational name. Baker isn't spelled Bayker and Clerk/Clark aren't spelled Clurk.
>>22094025Alcoholism is pathetic, and I'm happy younger generations have rejected it in favor of actually learning to manage your emotions
>>22093918Some permutation of Edward Burnays advertising led to this
Epic Meal Time was really all niggas could watch on youtube 15 years ago
>>22094296Hipsters were aways based, even if they had some excesses. 2000s suburban America was a cultureless hunting ground for multinationals.
>>22094671>Hipsters were aways basedDoubt. 2000's hipsters weren't driven by a subculture. They were driven by corporate advertising (eg. beard oils). Just consuming product and then getting excited for next products. Soulless husks.Earlier wave hipsters (decades before) were much more pure subculture-y.
You are not nostalgic for hipsters, you are nostalgic for a time when you had no/fewer responsibilities and cares. How old were you in 2012? You're 14 years older now. 14 YEARS.
I feel like the absolute seething pissing and shitting your pants hatred people have for millenials is undeserved, it's almost performative.
>>22094680Just glazing history over with nostalgia while raging at people buying products. Like Beats and Hippies weren't business and product-minded middle class college kids. Like the Punks are just whatever anyone wants them to be from Queer Feminist Anarchists to White Nationalists Against Consumerism From Day One the Ramones were a T-Shirt Band. Malcolm McLaren made the Sex Pistols like the Monkees of 1976, Joe Strummer's parents were snobby diplomat types, Ian MacKaye's first band practiced at Poppy Bush's house
>>22094696Can't imagine why.
>>22094710Not glazing anything. All hipsters have always been narcisisst faggots. But, millenial hipsters are a particularly cancerous form of corporate turbocharged retardation.>people buying productDon't forget to get excited for next products.
just bought a pack of bacon today. gonna take it out of its sleeve, not separate the strips, put on a baking sheet, bake at 400ºF for 10~ minutes
Bacon is the only industry millennials haven't killed
>>22094692What are Gen Z Kids who buy vintage clothes, get ironic tattoos, listen to Geese and drink ipas?
>>22094713I wasted way too much thinking on you.
>>22093922>stomp clap heyNow that's what I call music, sonny!
>>22094724Back to your Funko Pop room to do some dusting!
>>22094075how retarded do you have to be to think Jews are behind bacon
>>22094773They tricked you into eating the parts no one wanted to eat. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7a-AdJ5c37o
>>22094774Utter /pol/ brainrot
>>22094720I saw all my friends raise just Shit Tier Children and vowed that I would do everything i could to make their adult life as miserable as possible
>>22094773No one ever said that retard. The conversation shifted to unbridled consumerism. EPIC BACON consooming is just one example.
>>22094310I am a 43 year old man named Ashley.
>>22095505You probably did better than a boy named Sue
>>22094792I really have trouble understanding right wing anti-capitalism, you really play on inference towards the Jews (the post implied it was triggered by the media and used the Jew parenthesis on it) But what is your solution. Once we're all in ethnic nation states how does the economy work?
>>22095513I mean, I didn't have to threaten to murder my father or anything. I did, however, almost start a race riot at the grocery store yesterday.
>>22093918Someone say epic meal time
>>22094725This but unironically.
>>22094224It's not just Anglos and Japs. It's a goy thing. All goyim are soulless npcs like that.
>>22094296They were retarded and cringe, but I can see how the pangs of nostalgia can hit some people. Especially with todays general shitshow.
>>22093922based zoomers ruining the soylent industry
>>22093922Nah that era of pop was pretty fucking gay
prosciutto > bacon
>>22094025Gen X were the original consoomers.Star Wars, Batman, fucking He Man? The one about the people cats? Lionoh or whatever the fuck he was called? Transformers?Gen X is summed up by Kevin Smith.
>>22097597your mom is summed up by Kevin Smith
>>22097599Your mom is bummed up by Kevin Smith
>>22097597Uh, dipshit, we were like 7 years old when all that happening. Millenials did it in their 30s.
>>22097606So why the fuck are we still hearing about that shit, retard.Why was every gen xer soying out over the Netflix He-man show?
>>22097611never heard of it
>>22097611Because revolting millenials are trying to revive everything to satisfy the emptiness in their souls? Find me a GenXer doing any of this shit.
>>22097601your mom is cummed by Kevin Smith
>>22097624*cummed up by Kevin Smith
>>22097548Zoomers are afraid of open mouths because zoomers are prey creatures.
>>22095522Localised manufacturingAt one point alfa romeo and fiat were operating only in italy,after everything is automated only problem is having enough space and materials which leads to limited international trade or war,depends on phases of the moon and trout population
>>22093922I cherish the thought of being 50yo and beating millenial faggots like you with my cane till your dementia turns off
>>22097548Movie blob isnt even soyfacing,he just wants to eat the camera guy
>>22099043Cope. Zoomers are all terrified of aging so you're going to kys by 35, penniless in the street.
>>22094074Zarathusthra himself sent me to concave your skull.
>>22095780>MORE BACON>MORE WEED>MORE WEED
>>22094710hipsters were pretentious retards
>>22094671>>22094680Hipsters were proto SJWs.
>>22102005No they weren't, that's an oversimplification. Our entire culture has been implicitly 'SJW' in a myriad of ways since the American cultural revolution. Hipsters were affluent young white people with artistic pretensions. Their politics were the same as everyone else in their social class.
bacon is low on the cured meats power rankings bglbtw the epic bacon shit has been dead for like 4 years now, please leave the house
>>22095635idk what it is, but black women fucking love me at supermarkets. I couldn't start a race riot if I tried. Just today, a woman struck up a conversation with me about my son. >Isn't he hot in that long sleeve shirt?"Nah. He boulders so wearing long sleeves helps his arms not get scuffed up">he does what? "He climbs cliffs and rocks and stuff.">::laughs:: I'm sorry, but that's some white people stuff right there! "Haha, yeah, maybe. I climbed as a kid but not like him.">where does he climb?Etc etc etc etcIt was just a nice conversation while at the checkout in a surprisingly crowded supermarket at 8am this morning. Bought carrots, beets, milk and cream.
>>22102292how the fuck do you gain this superpower
>>22093918I hate, I really despise people who wear hat like this with every beeing of my body.
>>22102292she called your son hot?
>>22102302I wear a beanie in the winter when it's cold outside because it makes me warmer.
>>22102292>I'm sorry, but that's some white people stuff right there!
>>22102292>laughs:: I'm sorry, but that's some white people stuff right there!do you live in a black woman themed anime (paradise)
>>22093922The replies are acting like they never busted out to party rock anthem. Most of the music might have been shit, but if you think the 2020s are better than the 2010s you should be shot in the head.
>>22097622Kevin Smith wrote the fucking show you retard.How about Mike Judge dragging King of the Hill out of the grave just in time for the VAs to start dying.
>>22094407zoomers can't even leave their houses without a heroic dose of thc
>>22093918No, its extrenely gay. Meat eating is probably the gayest shit ever.
>>22103998Fuck off back to /tv/ you dull, tedious non-binary simp
>>22104024Here comes the mentally ill
>>22093922I really hate that they've defined millennial hipsters by the stupid hey clap shit. That was a few years the vast majority of the music we listened to was Le Tigre, MGMT, Passion Pit, LCD Soundsystem, Chromeo, MSTRKRFT, Justice and all kinds of really kick ass music that's better than any of the zoomer slop out now. All that stomp clap shit was for normies who weren't cool and we mocked it as soon as it arrived.
>>22104037All millennial music except Enter Shikari's first album is dire. Gen X (death/black metal, nu metal) clears both millennial and boomer music and it ain't even close.
>guy who listens to metal past the age of 15
>>2210430415 is when you hit peak testosterone and male energy. It is the age of the wolf cult. It makes sense that soy males can only sustain listening to the most manly of music for these few years in their teens and then quickly drop off into listening to female music as their realigning hormones shuttle them towards a mundane life of following crowd expectations.Lifelong metal listeners never lose the fire.
>>22093980White people used to do stuff like this all the time now they just talk about killing themselves at the mildest inconvenience.
>>22104037>He actually liked SleepyheadWe were making fun of your bad taste first.
Bacon is good but eating a ton of bacon is retarded. Also they don't make good manly music anymore because all the good musicians are liberals and that group became gay 20 years ago.
