Why don't you ever make breakfast sandwiches at home?
I do?
>>22094420>>starts thread with a false premise
>>22094420I do but I use croissants.
>>22094422Same. Not often but yeah. Actually, made omelette wraps this morning, if that counts.>uncased breakfast sausage>crumble cooked>removed from the pan>beaten eggs: in>swirl to cover>off the heat>salt to taste>add americheese>add crumbles>roll/fold omelette>put on flour tortilla >repeat with two more omelettes, using fat drained from the removed crumbles>meanwhile, wife names fruit salad using leftover melons from yesterday + grapes and frozen lychee and kiwifruit and kiddo pours our coffee and his tea>serve wife, kiddo and myselfWe skipped services today because reasons.
i rarely eat breakfast
>>22094430I did that a couple months ago for a courtyard brunch with neighbours. I live in a bougie area and the rich cunts couldn't believe the croissants were from Lidl in the ghetto part of town lol"The all-butter dough is imported from France then cut, shaped and baked in store; they're literally the best croissants you can get from an American supermarket and they're only 50¢ each this week so this cost me practically nothing" I said at the time.
>>22094420>breakfast sandwichDo you ever make lunch sandwiches at home? Or maybe a dinner sandwich?What makes a sandwich a breakfast sandwich and not just a regular sandwich? If I eat a banana for breakfast does that make it a breakfast banana? What if i eat a breakfast sandwich at 3pm in the afternoon? Is it still a breakfast sandwich even though I am not eating it for breakfast? What is the cut-off for when a breakfast sandwich becomes a lunch sandwich? If I start eating my breakfast sandwich at 11:59AM and then midday rolls around does the breakfast sandwich turn into a lunch sandwich or does it just become sandwich?
>>22094429>posts frogyou're exactly the same to me.
>>22094453>What is the cut-off for when a breakfast sandwich becomes a lunch sandwich?the moment you're eating your second meal of the day.
>>22094453>Do you ever make lunch sandwiches at home?Yes.>Or maybe a dinner sandwich?Yes. >What makes a sandwich a breakfast sandwich and not just a regular sandwich?You eat it for breakfast. >If I eat a banana for breakfast does that make it a breakfast banana?Yes. >What if i eat a breakfast sandwich at 3pm in the afternoon?As opposed to 3pm in the morning? >Is it still a breakfast sandwich even though I am not eating it for breakfast?How do I know you're not eating it for breakfast? I don't know you. I don't know your sleep schedules. >What is the cut-off for when a breakfast sandwich becomes a lunch sandwich?Did you have a breakfast before the sandwich? >If I start eating my breakfast sandwich at 11:59AM and then midday rolls around does the breakfast sandwich turn into a lunch sandwich or does it just become sandwich?Did you have a breakfast before the sandwich?
>>22094448I like these President's Choice all butter croissants imported from France. You bake them yourself. It's almost as good as homemade from scratch croissants.
>>22094453Breakfast sandwiches have eggs as their main ingredient with either bacon or breakfast sausage.
>>22094466I believe it. Croissants are pretty difficult to fuck up so i hate that they're so expensive for shitty ones from most supermarkets. Whole Foods and Wegmans are a fucking travesty with how much croissants cost and how they're still not as good as cheap-ass Lidl croissants.
>>22094470Sausage McMuffin has no egg. Your argument is invalid.
>>22094456>>to meGo back to redi** then
>>22094495eat shit, brit.
>>22094420it is forbidden
>>22094484Sausage Egg McMuffin is more popular despite being more expensive. Everyone knows this is the gold standard of McMuffins.
>>22094470>>22094484>>22094551An English muffin is not a sandwich.
>>22094551You have terrible taste faggot. The McGriddle mogs everything on McDonald's breakfast menu. Honorable mention to the Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel as well ass the Sausage Breakfast Burrito because those are fucking delicious too...but the McGriddle is #1 and it's not even close.
>>22094567I wasn't the anon you replied to. I agree McGriddle is better without an egg, but I disagree that it is superior to a Sausage Egg McMuffin. Personally I only eat biscuit or muffin based breakfast sandwiches.
>>22094420bread gets moldy too fast, so I refuse to buy it unless I'm making burgers or something that night
Why would I intentionally add poisonous bread to my healthy breakfast?
>>22094588>never heard of a freezer than an oven to toast itWeird. Third world anon?
>>22094578Well I hate to break it to you but you're wrong. McGriddle is superior.McGriddle > Bagel > McMuffin > Biscuit. Biscuit breaks apart and gets hard as shit.
>>22094592Takes too long. Why would I do that when I can just eat my breakfast without bread?
>>22094593>Bagel > anythingopinion discarded
>>22094592who the fuck wants to do all that in the morning
>>22094618>Bagel > anythingYes retard. It clears the McShittin and hard ass biscuit. Especially the Steak Bagel. There is literally no point in wasting your money on a shitty ass McMuffin or Biscuit, when you can just have a Sausage, Egg, Cheese McGriddle, a Chicken McGriddle, or a Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel or Sausage Burrito. Everything else is dog shit slop aside from maybe the hash browns and that's ONLY if it's piping hot. The minute that shit gets lukewarm it turns into slop just like the McMuffin and those hard ass biscuits they peddle. Get better taste faggot.
>>22094634Toasting your bread in the oven for like a minute on each side under the broiler takes too long? Keep the unhealthy bread in the freezer if you HAVE to eat it.
>>22094642blah blah blah I gotta GO. gotta get to WORK. no time for this shit
>>22094644>workI remember those days. You need to get up gradually and early enough to make breakfast and read the paper. Take your shower the night before
>>22094636>posts same opinion againWhy are you rummaging through my trash?
>>22094481I think supermarkets make shitty ones on purpose because real croissants are too crumbly and messy when you eat them. That's my theory.
I'm not a sandwich man. I prefer meals I can eat with a fork.
>>22094652>retard with dog shit taste doesn't have any rebuttalI accept your concession brain dead nigger.
>>22094567>The McGriddle mogs everythingEmbedded maple syrup pellets. Come on dog.
>>22094420Gee you tell me
>>22094693Scrambled are best for breakfast sandwiches.
Cause I show up to work and steal breakfast sandwiches from there.
>>22094420i used to all the time but they were making me fat
>>22094420A very important memory I have is when I was a kid and Burger King first came out with the Ham Egg and Cheese Croissanwich. I remember having one and being utterly blown away that something could be so good. I still make HECs to this day (always use Black Forest ham anons, and microwave for 15-20 seconds to finish)
>>22094693>I'm so fucked up
>>22094420I do! But I don't take good pictures>>22094430That's the best >>22094441Do wraps count as sandwiches? It counts in my book, sounds yummy>>22094693Cook your egg longer lol get to the jammy texture, but I usually do a full on scramble or omelette desu>>22094722Baste
I do, usually when tomatoes are good. English muffin toasted with a little butter, folded egg with american cheese, bacon and a fat tomato slice topped with salt and pepper.
>>22094820pretty feminine
small well done waffle so it's a crispy taco shape, eggs, cheese, little bit of syrup once in a while, usually hotsauce, some times both, and crumbled breakfast sausage or chewy bacon
>>22094914Just use a tortilla.
>>22094938most of the time, but that tortilla doesn't take to the syrup when it's breakfast
I do but the breakfast sausage patties are hard to find where I'm from.
>>22096250>breakfast sausage pattiesGet some ground sausage and season it + make them into a party yourself. Some of the premade patties I find are way too small anyway
>>22094551>>22094567>>22094578Stop talking about fastfood cumbrains
>>22094422This
>>22094420Breakfast sandwiches are really an early-lunch food. I just eat toast for breakfast
>>22094618Why are bagels so foul?
>>22094420>Make sausage&edd sandwich at home>eat it>fall right back to sleep
>>22096307They're meant to fill you up on their own. They're not savory doughnuts.
because the ingredients aren't in my normal shopping rotations
>>22094422>I do?You don't seem very sure of yourself. lolTry that again without the question mark.
>>22094819You already posted that. And you can't put those two things together into a sandwich because jelly is sweet. >basteDon't.
>>22094420Cuz my lovely wife makes them for me
>>22097085What's his name, faggot?
>>22097097Why are you thinking of trannies the moment someone mentions a womanMay you find peace friend
>>22097085Can your lovely wife make one for me?
I do
>>22097830>dat edemaEw.
>>22094567>calls someone a faggot with terrible taste>worships the mick GriddillFpbp
>>22097830based
>>22094420Who said I don't?
>>22098179Dave.
>>22097830Whew, lad.
>>22098202>>22098118>>22097903just a sunburn that's healing. nothing to worry about
>>22094769based
>>22098727broseph those are some Œdematous feet
>>22096377> CheckedBaste :3
>>22097830You're gonna die soon nikkuh.
>>22098727This faggot isnt dead yet?
>>22094420I do. English muffin. Gently flatten a hardboiled egg between slices. Top with pepperjack cheese. Repeat. Put sandwiches open face in oven at 400 for 5 minutes. Salt, pepper, cocktail sauce, hot sauce. Brekky. Nigga.
>>22094422Specifically the bacon one. >>22094578I used to be like you, but mffins are superior to biscuit for this purpose. And mgriddles are BARELY better and sausage n egg mcmuffins
>>22094448You sound like a huge fag dude
>>22098727The fuck did you do? Hung out the window and fell asleep?
>>22100350kek
>>22094420For me, it's>Kaiser roll>Scrambled eggs>Slice of cheddar>Major Grey's
>>22096297the burger king crosandwich is honestly one of the best breakfast items you can get out there.
>>22096307everything bagel seasoning is the worst thing to ever to happen to bread in the history of the world
