King of Ice Cream. Alpha male.
Alpha males don't eat ice cream. Children, old women, fat nu-males do. An except can be made for men recovering from drug addiction or alcoholism I suppose
>>22095083>cream>sugar>strawberry cheesecake>pinapple coconut>alpha maleThis is children n little girl food
They are jealous of you, op.
>>22095089>An except can be made for men recovering from drug addiction or alcoholism I supposepreciate ya pal
>>22095091These are items men have been eating since the dawn of civilization
Ben and Jerrys is better
>>22095083>he can't make his own ice cream and pays a store for goyslop insteadSad, many such cases
>>22095083Are you talking about the breyers? It's cheap gum trash
>>22095167items?
Is there anything you small dicked losers wont fight over?
>>22095187?
>>22095083>Ice Cream>posts pic of frozen dairy dessertwhat did OP mean by this?
>>22095168too expensive for too small an amount, but yes it's the best ice cream
>>22095168>>22095255Its slop
>>22095253They’re actually all ice cream.
>>22095180No.
>>22095168>has water in the ingredient list >twice >is still expensive compared to brands that don't use water
>frozen cake mushThis is icecream. It, as the name says, is a frozen cream.
Making your own ice cream is vastly superior and takes very little active time. Most of it is just leaving things to chill in your freezer and maybe letting flavors infuse into cream. >put freezer bowl in freezer>spend 20 min to make custard>chill in fridge overnight>next day, put freezer bowl on ice cream maker base and pour custard in>churn for 15-20 minutes, go outside and have a smoke while the maker runs or something>transfer to freezer container >either eat as is or put in freezer and let stiffen for an hour or two
>>22095385Literally all you ever need is cream, Milk, sugar, eggs, salt and whatever you want to use for flavoring/mix ins. Sometimes a tiny bit of cornstarch can also aid the texture
>>22095083wouldn't
ever since I learned to make my own ice cream, I haven't bothered with storebought ice cream since.
>>22095385I don't even bother to make the full custard.For simple flavors like vanilla or chocolate its way easier for me to just forgoe the process of tempering egg yolks and thickening the base and giving it an ice bath and letting it sit overnight. I just whisk together the milk cream sugar salt and vanilla and immediately pour it in the mixer.
>>22095385this but mine usually ends up rock hard unlike the air filled goyslop filled with thickeners and palm oils. not bad but slightly inconvenient.anyway top 3 flavours i've made have beenrum raisin cardamonchocolate with a little allspice
>>22095385This is what autism looks like. I want people who say and do this to know. You're here doing this because no one else wants you.
>>22095180Where do you think we are?
>>22095517Nobody asked, shitbrick
>>22095519>muh safe spaceDon't care. This is for your own good. You're not allowed to pretend you're OK anymore.
>Lemme just wait a day for this thing I want nowRetard plan.
>>22095533I'm not the anon you replied to. I'm just telling you that you're a bit of a cunt. And gay as fuck.
>>22095544>dad wasn't around to tell me defending other men is gay and gay is wrongSays more about you than me. The fact that you're defending retardation is just the cherry.
>>22095548I'm not defending him. All I've said is true. Nobody asked, you're a bit of a cunt and clearly are gay as fuck.
>>22095552You can't walk it back now, disgusting fag. Everyone saw your lack of a father. Go finish your cake, princess.
>>22095553>n-n-no y-you're the f-f-fagWhat a quivering little cuck
>>22095558>quiveringStraight men don't use this word. We're not engaged in archery. Just letting you know so you don't keep making the same obvious mistakes and accidentally outting your self. This is actually why you're mad right now, not me.
>>22095517>autism is when you make your own foodretard, enjoy your inevitable stomach tumors>>22095535zero impulse control fatso, you can keep ice cream for months in your freezer instead of eating it all in one sitting
>>22095558>posted from an iPhoneAlso known as the phone specifically marketed to fags and women.
>>22095560>those "sentences"Let's add learning disabled to the list of folks who do this. Satisfied?
Pic related is the best store bought ice cream available in Canada.
>>22095083pineapple coconut sounds nice.in australia we have shit variety in ice cream flavours and the pricing is stupid.
>>22095535My ice cream machine will freeze a liter of base from room temp to ice cream in 20 min. You are just a poor retard.
>>22095646And your ice cream machine wasn't in the post I was responding to, absolute dunce. Night school is an option. They probably teach some kind of critical thinking class.
>>22095650In the future you should link to the post you are replying to you useless retarded faggot if your going to use that as a defense to your stupidity about not having the right tools to do something.
>>22095654>he couldn't figure out which post when every post was making fun of the same oneI guess we know why you couldn't make it on any other site.
>>22095683>my retardation is your fault!Lol lmao even
>>22095089
>>22095089I was visiting my grandpa once and he offered me ice cream and initially I said no, but then he asked, "What, you don't like ice cream?" I'll never be ashamed of eating ice cream again.
>>22095559>>22095563Smug armchair pseud faggotry at its finest. What, you cant use words that are more than 2 syllables? This is a fuckin ice cream thread and youre acting like a snobby little twat. Do us all a favor and fuck off, maybe see how fast you can drink a gallon of antifreeze
>>22095089the navy has a barge just dedicated to supplying ice cream
>>22095089You can probably make it sans sugar. It might taste odd but you'll get calcium
>>22095962>>22096219Based
>>22095168Ben and Jerries load it up with a crazy amount of chunks but the ice cream itself tastes bland and watered down.I still buy PB half baked and chunky money wasn't too bad.
>>22095558>t. redditfag
>>22095187yes items that are added to your inventory and can be consumed to recover hp(calories)
>>22095384sex
>>22095083That haagen dazs cheesecake flavor is bomb. I could destroy the pint in a day easily.
>>22095443if you make rum raisin with condensed milk and actual rum, doesn't that keep it from turning hard? mine turns out perfectly scoopable.i make a bit of effort, scrape the walls of the container of the frozen bits 2-3 times every couple of hours after putting it in the freezer and whisk it a little but i'm not sure if that does anything really. it should be the alcohol and condensed milk that make it smoother, and what i do is orders of magnitude less than what an ice cream maker does to prevent ice crystals.
>>22095962>has a melty over people rejecting fascismLMAO
>>22097823alcohol does make it softer than the others
>>22097914you can add vodka to any bing chillin for the same effect, without affecting the flavor
>>22095089that's some dumb andrew tate bullshitmy dad and granddad are the most man's men I know and they both will gladly put down a container of ice creamgranted for both of them it's simply plain old chocolate ice cream and nothing else, no toppings or "queer business" as they call they it
>>22095168>carrageenanenjoy your cancer
>>22097553Dis nigga gets it.
>>22097936The “queer business” was having a daughter like you
>>22095089Alpha males don't even use this website so what is even your point?Alpha males can enjoy things
>>22098300Alphas males do use this website
>>22098300>>22098301
>>22098306I see what you did there
>>22095083Ice cream with fruit does not make sense. Lets get real, its ice cream.You are not supposed to eat it every day and it is supposed to be a rare indulgence.
>>22095083>frozen milk from factory farm enslaved cowsIce Cream is OMEGA if anything, but you all are too stupid to see that
>>22098301lollmao
>>22095089why should an alpha care about the opinions of lessers?
>>22098342>You are not supposed to eat it every day and it is supposed to be a rare indulgence.Europoor detected kek
>>22098300>t. betamale redditor
>>22095089Do you like Trump? Trump loves ice cream.
>>22098607Nta but I eat it everyday. Its so fucking good.
Post your ice creamIce Cream General
>>22095572is it better than Haagen Dazs Vanilla bean?
>>22095962Arnold was a gay prostitute btw
>>22099668Yes. It is creamier. The Haagen Dazs seems icy by comparison. Better ingredients in the President's Choice.>Ingredients>Cream, milk, frozen egg yolk (contains sugar), sugar, vanilla extract.I think the Haagen Dazs uses skim milk and modified milk ingredients or something like that. I read all ice cream labels in every grocery store I have been in within Canada. I sample the ones with mostly high quality ingredients. I guarantee that PC Black Label is best. Some of the PC Black label flavours aren't as high quality.
>>22096257You're emotionally affected and that's sad.
>>22096257Also, Nigel, it's funny when non-Americans get mad on our site.
>>22099686So was Griffith the White Falcon.
>>22099607>projecting alreadyfound the true reddit cuck
>>22099770You’re definitely a redditor
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i fucking miss ice cream so much bros. i used to be able to eat so much without gaining weight. now im an alcoholic and i got fat. shits crazy.
>>22099795i don't use that faggot website but I have a feeling you are projecting more
>he fled like the good little reddit cuck BITCH that he isKWAB
ice cream bros..
