Mogs your homemade and storebought bread
*molds*
>>22095867>NOOO IT NEEDS MORE PRESERVATIVESstop being poor
>>22095867it's supposed to be kept frozen
>lemme just make some toast real quick...>Uh oh, i forgot to take a slice of my special jesus bread out of the freezer in preparation yesterday :(I'm sure your body thanks you for not adding preservatives to your sedentary 4chan lifestyle as if it would matter.
>>22095885cope
>>22095888You're too lazy to write properly, so I know you don't buy and thaw this bread.
>>22095885it will thaw in the toaster, just put it in a few seconds longer.
>>22095890i have 8 loaves in my freezer as we speakcope brokie
>yummy!>this thawed toast tastes SOOOOOO GOOOOOD! MMMMMMMM! That MOUTHFEEEEEL!I was waiting for someone to prove they don't belong on this board.
>>22095894what on earth are you talking about man?
>look how special i am, 4chan!>my inconvenient freezer bread means i'm not poor!>y-yeah... y-you c-could buy fresh baked bread everyday... but...
>>22095894It will have the same texture as any other bread once you toast it. Have you seriously never frozen any bread product? I find that hard to believe.
>>22095897nice literacy you don't know what op is
>>22095898>remove moisture via baking>add moisture from the air during the freezing process and every time you open the bag>remove moisture again via toastingYeah, that does nothing to texture at all. Retard.
>>22095905bro graduated from ragusea college
>>22095909>it's just as gud!>t. the kid who microwaves leftover pizza
>>22095912nta you're shitting your pants over sorry
>>22095913It's fine, everyone who writes like you is exactly the same either way.
>>22095921cope gramps
>>22095925>>22095913>>22095872>>22095876>>22095888>>22095892>>22095891>>22095895>>22095899For illustration. All written like someone who won't succeed.
People need to actually read the book, this bread was meant to be a punishmentIt's prison loafThe man was forced to eat literally garbage like an animal to prove a pointWhy someone would then buy it on purpose I have no idea
>>22096099really makes you think when it's better than 99% of storebought bread
Why did the founder name their company after the Samuel Jackson bible quote from Pulp Fiction?
>>22095863>gives you shits just like any other supermarket/brand breadI prefer to bake my own.
>>22096123post your hand
>>22095930cry more
>>22096113Yeah bread has always been survival food for when you can't get anything elseThat was always the intended purpose of the stuff, it's so weird modern people with access to fresh foods choose to eat it
the bible is symbolic
>>22096350Yeah you're just making stuff up. Wealthy people who weren't forced to eat bread throughout history still chose to have it.
>>22095863does it REALLY though?I've been wanting to make the switch but I can never find it and Dave's bread is everywhere and basically the same thing?
>>22096099what is it with jews and poop
>>22096492I read a hypothesis that claims Jews originally came from the Indian subcontinent. It tracks.
>>22096481dave's bread is way different in texture. eziekel bread is closer the texture of something like corn bread
>>22096481>but I can never find itAre you looking in the freezer section?
>>22096481dave's bread has garbage in it now stop eating it
>>22095885Are you retarded
>>22096823Worse, j-ish
>>22095930You sound like a bitch.
>>22096270>>22096836shut it down we've lost control of goyim on /ck/
>>22095863My homemade bread is far better than this freezerslop.
>>22096479They used it as plates then threw it away for the filth to eat
>>22096719no desuI didn't think to look there>>22096810damn really? what brand to eat instead?I haven't eaten bread in almost 2 yearsI have no idea what the ,eta is these days
>>22097043The bible bread in OP and picrel are pretty much the only breads on the market I'm aware of that dont have sneed oils in em.
Good bread, but it makes a mess in the toaster with all those grains.
>>22095863That comes from a store. It IS store bought bread. And it "mogs" nothing. Fucking religious faggot.
>>22096099They are retards who spell 'god' with a capital g out of "respect" or some faggotry. That is the only reason they push this bread.Just like the fellow 'brothers is christ' pretend that godbless guy makes appetizing food. Has everything to do with their cult and nothing to do with food.
>>22097048what are you talking about? daves bread has no added oil in it
>>22097043the one i posted>>22097124this is not me but dave's bread is horrible, google dave's killer bread controversy im not in the mood to spoonfeed
>>22097124Dave's is good. I buy it all the time.
>>22095885based
>>22097048>muh seed oilsthe midwit mating call
>>22095863Seeded bread sucks and I don't support schizophrenics.
Performative Christianity: The BreadIf you were a good person, you wouldn't be here right now.
>>22097133>dave's killer bread controversyso thats why he called it killer bread
>>22097124The one at my local grocery store does. Its the whole wheat one
>>22096099Supposedly its a sprouted wheat bread, the maturing of the wheat seed is what makes it easier for your body to digest, making it healthier
>>22095863not gonna eat your faggy jesus birdfood bread
It's amazing how literally anything about Jesus will instantly attract a ton of immature leftists
>>22097741>posts a meal with no meat>righties start seething
>>22097741>i'm mature for clasping my hands and wishing at the skyYou never grew out of your need for a father figure to make everything better. This has led you to make illogical and irrational decisions. You might as well have a vagina.
>>22096651>tracksDon't
>>22096099
>seething this hard at bread
>>22100189>necro your dumb thread after 2 days of hiding in shame and sucking your pastor's cock
>>22097123God is a proper noun when referring to the Christian one, the fathers name is capital G God In fact here I am phone posting and it capitalizes the g automatically
>>22100195You never grew out of your need for a father figure to make everything better. This has led you to make illogical and irrational decisions. You might as well have a vagina.
>>22096099>It's prison loaf>Why someone would then buy it on purpose I have no ideaYou need to understand that most N. Americans don't have access to a local bakery within walking distance, or sometimes even within a 15-20 minute drive, despite the fact that it's an immediately common thing for basically everyone else. The normative "bread" experience for most Americans & Canadians is the factory processed pre-cut white bread in the plastic bag. Ezekiel's, despite being a prison bread that was meant as penance/punishment, is a noticeable improvement in comparison. And I say that as someone who's had it - it is actually quite good, but it's not better than an actual local bakery-bakery bread that's meant to be eaten within 72 hours.
