It's so over coffeebros. I ran out of coffee a week ago but was waiting for a sale because it's already so expensive. It's never going to be affordable now. Is it too late to become a teafag after all the disparaging things I've said about them?
>>22096204It's all controlled because coffee producers want more money, there's no real good reason for the price hike. t.anon from a country that produces coffee
>>22096212So it's no different than RAM and SSDs, and those prices are still up like 600% and everyone in the industry is saying they won't come back down anytime soon.
>>22096216Correct. Since the biggest coffee producers are in the third world, it's easy form a cartel and fuck up the price since there's no law against it, and even if it does, who cares, corruption is rampant and nobody cares as long as the right people are getting paid. They did this on a small scale last year, they all stored tons of coffee to hike the prices and would sell everything after the price doubled or tripled (which it did), but someone got greedy and decided to sell before everybody else and it kinda blew the whole scam, but nobody got arrested because, you know, third world.
>>22096204do you know what a parabola is?
>>22096222These global south rogue states need to be brought to heel. It's insane that they've been allowed to hold the free world hostage like this.
lmaoWe've got 8lbs in the house right now and another pound on its way here from Amazon because it was cheap. I think your best hope now is to pray for a clearance or managers special and stock up then. I once found 46oz canisters of Bustelo for $8 each because the plastic tubs was slightly dented. That's not our preferred brand but for ~$2.78/lb, I figured it was worth it. And it was. My wife uses the now-empty tubs as planters for various things, like the money trees in our front window. : )
>>22096204Don't worry, our wise leader enacted a 10% tariff on foreign coffee to nurture Anerica's coffee industry and bring down prices
>>22096252Ramping up the domestic coffee will take at least a year. In the mean time there should be a coffee relief program to help the average family afford their daily brew, they could pay for it with the tariff revenues.These nacro terrorist states that are weaponizing coffee need to be dealt with. What they're doing is super illegal.
>>22096265Nigga, what did you think implementing tariffs on other countries would achieve? Of course those countries raised prices for things you import and can't produce in meaningful quantities yourselves. And you pay the tariffs on them, anyway.
>>22096272The more they jack up the price, the more they have to pay us in tariffs.Most of those South American coffee plantations were stolen from American companies. Perhaps its time they're returned to their rightful owners. Maduro could use some company in the slammer.
Which is the better budget brand, Maxwell House or Folgers?I'm leaning towards Folgers. I remember back in the day people used to say "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup".
>>22096204Ill just buy cheap coffee not a big deal
>>22096295Folgers for sure. Maxwell House is okay but only if you're really desperate. My brother is a part time barista so I get grounds by virtue of being family. Chock Full Of Nuts is good too
>>22096212I was reminded that everything is fake and gay when I saw the article that all of the egg price bullshit had nothing to do with culling chickens or covid or anything at all with supply chains and was just egg farmers colluding with each other to raise prices.
>>22096222Starbucks literally has their own armed army and militia in the third world just to protect and control coffee bean crops
>>22096325Thank God egg farmers stopped being greedy.
>>22096280>they have to pay us in tariffs.Not how tariffs work, you fucking retard.>Most of those South American coffee plantations were stolen from American companiesNot true, retard.>Perhaps its time they're returned to their rightful owners.They are the rightful owners, retard >Maduro could use some company in the slammer.Like President Pedo.
>>22096295They're identical. It's when you get to their up-market versions when it matters. Mostly because MH got rid of theirs so only Folgers remains.
>>22096204Can't wait for them to buy up water next. It's such a great time to be alive
>>22096229Posting this fat pedophile when he's more responsible for the global economic downturn than anyone else on earth is rich
>>22096280>pay usHe thinks he's getting a cut lmao
>>22096646He's not fat, he's just a little bloated from edema. He's actually in tremendous physical shape for a man his age.
i still don't get why people pay more for coffee when caffeine pills exist
>>22096699because coffee tastes good and it was never about the drug.
>>22096646>pedophilewild claim.got proof for it?
>>22096716>never about the druglol, that's the only reason why most people drink it>don't talk to me until i've had my coffee!i think people are just too dumb to do the math and see that their morning wagie routine can be optimized in cost
>>22096722>that's the only reason why most people drink itno, it's really not.it's because it tastes good.if people wanted to wake up in the morning they'd do cocaine.
Consider switching to ying-yang drink. half black tea, half coffee, add milk/evaporated/sweetened condensed and stir it up.
>>22096727i was wondering if there was a name for it. i randomly decided to try making this since i have lots of tea and coffee
>>22096699Same reason people still do cocaine when methamphetamine exists.
Just grind up some dirtsame flavor
>>22096649>a little bloated
>>22096649Tremendous shape. I've never seen such a shape. The best shape.
>>22096337It's a limited duration ability with a long cool down.
Oh nooo not the... dehydrated bean water. Oh wait, I'm not cattle that needs my brown morning sludge to function. I hope they ban vaping and THC next so you really suffer.
>>22096716>>22096726>I only drink coffee for the flavor, I'm not addicted!!>switch to decaf? uhh wtf no way!!
>>22096942this>>22096937based
>>22096942Decaf I've had tastes noticeably weaker but it ain't bad if you brew it extra strength. I'll buy it if it's considerably cheaper since I have to use more to make it taste right but it's rarely cheaper at all nevermind considerably so.
What's the excuse this time? Last time it was an artificial drought that was made up and never happened.
>>22096204Oh noes
>>22096204Take the energydrinkpill already
>>22097112I can't believe these shits became acceptable. When I was in HS it was still something for nerds playing WoW through the night.
IVE BOUGHT THREE KILOS OF MATEFUCK COFFEE IM ENERGIZED OUT OF MY MIND HOLEEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>22096337Could we see the graph for a more extended period before the 2016 presidential election?
>>22096720> He was just going to the island to play golfYeah...
>>22096212It's definitely not unsustainable growing practices coupled with borderline slave wages coming home to roost
>>2209747917 year old sex workers aren't children, they're prostitutes. If it was your daughter you'd be glad she's working with reputable billionaires instead of turning tricks on the streets for low class strangers.
>>22097495The climate is stable, land is cheap and there's a almost infinite supply of cheap labour because poor people reproduce like rats, your point is retarded.
>>22097542It's not, third world countries have destroyed huge deaths of forest to produce crops that have depleted their soil of nutrients while poisoning the ground and water with mass amounts of pesticides. You're a retard
>>22096699Caffeine doesn't work on me. I have never felt a single thing, be it energy drink or Coffee or whatever. I just drink it for the taste.
>>22097550How western of them.
>>22096229His illegal tariffs were part of the problem
>>22096265Thanks to the war in iran weve got a looming problem with fertilizer too
>>22096720Of course not, if they had any it would be everywhere.
>>22096298the only folks i know drinking $6 coffees are making about $80/hr or $27/hr and reallly fucking stupidall the $17/hr friends and family brew their own coffee at home
>>22097550You're the retard. Coffee CANNOT be grown in rainforest soil, it's just not the fucking climate for it. Soil is wrong, altitude is wrong, temperature is wrong and moisture is wrong. Fucking idiot gringos
My cousin who lives in London used to date a guy that worked in coffee commodities. He told me it was pretty much a controlled market and the futures trading is mostly insider trading.
>>22096229>global southCompletely retarded twitter meme. Go back and also kill yourself.
>>22099226>(reddit space)>Go back and also kill yourself.
>>22097479never went to the island, even the rest of you retards who think he's a pedo know thatfucking faggot
>>22099396>all his supporter write like street trashWhy is this?
>>22096337they actually got prosecuted by the feds for a massive price fixing scheme, kike media covered it up of course because it doesn't fit with three different narratives they're pushing, bird flu, climate change and drump bad
>>22099396
>>22099061Hey dipshit, they're still clearing forests for coffee. No one mentioned rainforest except you ya fuckin monkey
>>22099420Their skin is white but their minds are that of a negro, and their thoughts are poison. They are earthball mushrooms in human form.
>>22096222>nooooo!!! You can't store your products until you can get a better price!!! You HAVE to sell your things to me for the price *I* decide! Me!! ME!!!!!!!
>>22096942woah today anon tells me that decaf isn't coffee and not subject to coffee pricesfucking wild
>>22096720>>22098759he paid hush money to multiple girls who would have been underaged and this was testified in court lmao
I just wait til I get to the office for my brew. It's the only reason I go in.
>>22096212>>22096216The powers that be have decided to have an economy catered to the top 20% earners while everyone else will only be able to afford bugs
>>22100404Please tell me what actual forests south america has besides the rainforest. We have many biomes and some of them have woods. But that would be like saying the savanna is a forest because it has trees. The biggest "forest" would the the Atlantic forests in eastern brazil and they've been gone at a 95% rate for almost 200 years when they portuguese cut it down. You're PAINFULLY out of your depth and keep insisting on opining. Again, fucking idiot gringos.
>>22100487Liar
>>22097112ebin :DDD
>>22101651>Industrial farms in major producing regions (like Brazil and Vietnam) regularly clear-cut forests to plant rows of coffee in direct sunlight. This type of farming is a major driver of deforestation, leads to soil degradation, and increases the need for chemical fertilizers.Literally one Google search. Try another search yourself about it being grown on rain forest soilYou're so confidently wrong about industrial farming it's incredible
10oz jars of storebrand instant at my supermarket went from $8 to $9
>>22096228well just like last time they'll "magically" find a new crop that makes prices return to normal for 3 months
>>22096204Not my problem, only coffee I drink is at work and I get it for free there in infinite amounts
>>22096212>>22096216Bingo
>>22096204I drink like one cup a month, the only coffee I can even stand any more is Cafe Mam Blonde Roast. Something happened to the coffee industry during COVID and now it's all inferior garbage. Just like restaurants, something happened during COVID and now everything gives me a stomach ache.
>>22096937getting off those things would probably turn the goys life around. If you really want them to suffer you should hope they're given an endless supply.
>>22096646>More than anyone else on earth Okay now I know you are bullshitting
How expensive does it need to not be considered a cheepo for suggesting coffee dates instead of dinner? I for one look forward to coffee dates getting the respect the deserve, whatever the cost.
>>22102709When coffee is borderline impossible to get and people treat it like a special treat to binge on like cocaine instead of a daily habit (in before a based cocaine addict king says it is a daily habit for him) and you can blow $200 in one night at the starbucks downing cups no problem. Then women will be fucking hyped for you to take them out for a coffee
>>22102399Maybe you contracted COVID.
>>22096867kek
