fresh whole rattlesnakecellar-aged arkansas black applesfresh whole rampsdehydrated cabbage flakesfresh king oyster mushroomsCaleno NA Spirit 30 minutes
I knew he was gay from the moment I set eyes upon him. I love being right.
>>22096434Gay people have excellent gaydar, yes.
>>22096424they know the ingredients ahead of time and have the opportunity to prepare recipes and consult a whole library of cookbooks.chopped is fucking gay and will never top iron chef ever.
>>22096456Chopped is slightly worse than Iron Chef America but neither hold a candle to the original. I think there's an Iron Chef Brazil or something but I've never seen that, nor have I seen the advertised "Chopped, Castaways".
>>22096424Rip meat off the rattlesnake as quick as I can until I get about a pound and throw it in a pan of boiling water. Pour some of the rake rum in the water too. Saute the ramp bulbs in a pan with carrots and potatoes. Slice and pan fry the oyster mushrooms with olive oil and more of the ramps. Dice the ramp greens and add them all three pans. Throw cabbage flakes into the pot of snake meat. Blitz the apples and strain the juices. Mix with the fake rum for cocktail. Put the remaining apple puree in the pan with the mushrooms and stir fry. Deglaze with more fake rum. Add the ramps, carrots, greens, and mushrooms to the snake pan. Serve snake soup with "cider" mocktail.
>>22096434I knew you were a pervert from the moment I saw your image there. I love being right.
>>22096424>fresh whole rattlesnake cellar-aged arkansas black apples fresh whole ramps dehydrated cabbage flakes fresh king oyster mushrooms Caleno NA SpiritI read it all like this and thought this was a smoked bbq meat meme.
>>22096469but wtf is a ramp?
>>22096635WTF is a search engine? If you can get to 4chan you can get to DuckDuckGo.
>>22096484I knew the moment I saw that image that you would be here to whine about it and here you are lmao
>>22096424Thats too many ingredients for a round of chopped.
>>22096424>blend all ingredients into paste>place paste in those round food molds they used in the 90s >bake>watch with a smirk as the stupid fucking host has to try it
>>22096679>Eat all the ingredients>take a shit into ramekins>spend the rest of time drining their booze and eating their expensive ingredients. >Today ai have made for you (ingredients) patte.
>>22096424contestants, open your basketsdog meat5 cashewsartichokesand expired milk
>>22096682i have no desire for the booze when i know it'll make the flavor a million times worse if pureed into the slop.but that's a good idea, too.you'd have to drink before the shit so it's extra volatile.
>>22096468Disagree. Only because ICA is way too overproduced and they play it way to fucking straight compared to the original Iron Chef. Chopped at least understands the idea is mildy absurd especially with everyone always fighting over the ice cream machine in the 3rd round. I don't know why you would ever make ice cream in the third round it always seems like a judge trap.
>>22096636i would prefer anon to tell me rather than ((((ai))))
>for our dessert round we have>salt>soy sauce>and pickled pigs feet
>>22097083You can just put "-ai" in any search engine at the end of your search phrase and it will automatically remove the ai summary The moar you know, dumbass
Is Chopped still going nowadays?
>>22097093that doesn't get rid of every single result being an ai generated webpage
Chefs today you will be working with>1 ripe turnip >5 cloves of black garlic>2 virgin boy eggs>an unripe Kumquat wrapped in styrofoam>and a Kids cuisine chicken nugget meal with magic color changing chocolate puddingwhat would you make /ck/you have 30 minutes to make an entree GO
>>22097278Sho is, cracka. Matter fac’ they doin’ it on islands n shiett now. Somebody hol’ me back!
