Giving blood this week, so been eating a load of red meat, leafy greens and citrus. My donation is gonna be rocket fuel for which ever lucky bastard gets it
>>22096642They don't want blood that is high in sat fat and cholesterol.
>>22096645I knew all phlebotomist who worked at a CSL. She said nost if the plasma they got smelled like French fries.
>>22096652That's actually disgusting I'm not sure I'll be able to eat French fries for a while thanks
>>22096642>My donation is gonna be rocket fuel for which ever lucky bastard gets itIt'll be a fent addict stabbed by another meth addict. Or some illegal who simply shouldn't be here and gets your blood for free. I hope the diet was worth it. How is it poors are always selling plasma, but every time I google donation centers just to see how much they're paying, its always "fuck you we never pay"?
>>22096669Its a racket. They pay you for the first couple of visits then cut you off and expect you to "donate". Most places will also find loop holes to not pay you for your time. A lot of people will give false information and just go from center to center to get their first time visit $50. Its preying on the poor and desperate.
>>22096669>How is it poors are always selling plasma, but every time I google donation centers just to see how much they're paying, its always "fuck you we never pay"?in bulgaria they give you food. a couple of cokes, a couple of candy bars, some canned meat and some crackersyou also get a doctor's note for two days off work, i used to know a guy who'd mark his calendar and do it every six months or three months or whatever the required waiting period was, so he could max out the extra days off he gets. i should do that too, come to think of it.
>>22096642we thank you for your service anon
>>22096642i'll just make my own, op.thanks anyways though.
>>22096673>you also get a doctor's note for two days off workFor a blood donation? I'm getting scammed by the NHS, all we get is some free snacks
>>22096696yeah for the day of the donation and the following one. so if you donate on a friday you don't get to take the monday off. it does seem a bit overkill, but i'm not complaining. i'm guessing it's some leftover social benefit from the commie era, they were weirdly progressive about some stuff like that. maternity leave is two years for example, though i think they only pay you 90% of your salary for the first year, then it's something like 250 eur per month for the second one.
>>22096642thank you for your service. i had to get a blood transfusion a few years ago. i will try not to get another one ever again though, cause i don't want to risk getting tainted vaxxie blood
>>22096707ask for mine if you do
>>22096707It's okay, they all died in 2021, didn't have time to donate blood before they croaked out anyway.
>>22096642You can do it!
>>22096707why did you need a gender non-conformingfusion anon? did you have an accident or something? in any case I hope you're okay now
>>22097760i have ulcerative colitis. it was extra bad at the time and caused me to poop all my blood out within a couple months. i am better now and hopefully it will go away on its own
>>22096642Unvaccinated O negative hereMy blood is liquid goldPay me.
>>22097796>writes like that>"hey, want my retard blood?"
>>22096669Plasma donation (in America) is such a surreally nightmarish experience that I would recommend everyone try it at some point. Dirty facilities, obese sheboons and visibly intoxicated junkies shuffling around and screaming at the employees, hours-long wait times, incompetent "phlebotomists" that somehow can't hit a vein on a lean and hydrated person, "oops, your blood pressure changed a bit at the last minute so it doesn't count as a full donation, no $20 for you"You'd think people that desperate would just turn to crime. Maybe they're still holding onto a sense of dignity.
>>22098254Imagine non-rural living. Could never be me.
>giving your blood away so some rich kike/boomer can live a few more years moreThe goyim truly are something else…
>>22096645They really don't give a shit. Even if it has THC or smaller amounts of alcohol. I can't give plasma because my plasma clogs the machine. Made my stroke less of a surprise.
