What do you think of Waffle House?
>>22096749thank you
>>22096746Love me some Awful Waffle. For me its a cheesesteak hashbrown bowl with bacon, onions and a few packets of Waffle House Sauce, and if I want to be extra fat, a peanut butter waffle.
>>22096746Decent food for cheap. Hash browns are still the best thing there, everything else is whatever
>>22096746Love it. Especially right after work at about 430 in the afternoon and I'm the only customer there. The employees are all white and it's awesome.
>>22096746Automatically great because it's the only restaurant open 24/7. As someone who works graveyard, I appreciate a place that can serve a burger at 3am.
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>>22096749Oh yeah you're getting a call from based department
>>22096746One of the things I miss most about living in the South. They were always my go-to place after a show or if I was on the road at night. Patty melt, hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, and peppered. Black coffee.
>>22096749I cannot refute this very based man.
>>22096749it's not so much the mods, but other anons reporting your posts, blame the over sensitive faggots.
rest in peace, patriot
best grilled chicken, waffle house sauce is good, if the location has the vanilla syrup and orange soda i get a pump of that.the sirloin is bad, the t-bone could be good if one of the grills was set to the highest, it's so thin it's gonna overcook without getting a sear. don't like that they grill the buns. the jukebox sucks
>>22096795Can you go into great detail about from the time you enter waffle house, what's going through your mind, why you chose waffle house, the atmosphere, talking to the waitresses, ordering food, eating it, the sensations and tastes of eating it, and the routine of leaving Waffle House?Write it like a story or some shit. I always see old dudes in there by themselves at the bars, so I'm curious to see what goes on in the inner workings of one of these people.You could start it off like: "I stepped in out of the sweltering heat. Between the smell of my own odor and the fusion of chemical bathroom aroma and sizzling bacon.. my nose was just as confused as my mind was, as to why I was settling down in this wretched southern diner once again. My waitress, Lola, with an overweight african american lady with visible facial hair, welcomed me in and said "Whatchu havin' today sweety? I gotchu a spot up on this bar. Come on an have a seat baby!""
>>22096746I don't want to be around the type of people who patronize Waffle House. For me, it's Huddle House.
>>22096746>Leave some party getting out of control back in college days, drunk af after double-fisting keg beer and pj/jungle juice/trash can juice w/ everclear>leave apartment complex and traverse on foot out into massive wilderness field area because huge highway is somewhere nearby, I think>don't really remember much of the actual journey accept climbing to the top of some massive hill in the field and seeing a waffle house sign in the distance>hallelujah.mp3 goin off in my head>don't really remember eating the meal, browning out>next thing I know, I'm in a friends car who was working and not chilling with the gorup that night going to his place or my place to crashI used to have a pic on my old phone of that waffle house from atop the hill in the massive swath of wilderness between that apartment complex and waffle house, but this was back in the day of oldschool flip-phones with no way to save pics off of the phone. The meal was most 100% definitely an all star meal with sausage, hashbrowns scattered covered, and scrambled eggs.
>onions on the grill>two quarters next to it>let them cook for a while>add two slices of cheese to the quarters and mince up with the spatula and scraper>drop onions on top>plate>couple of jalapenos (grilled pickled jalapenos suck) right on everything
seems like a professional crack den
I'm too scared to go not gonna lie. I can't say why or I'll get banned but you can figure it out
>>22096746I love waffle house. Every time i go there i get a feast of a steak, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits n gravy, sausage, and eggs all for 30 bucks.Of course, they quality of the food varies by the cook and the place but I will never disagree with a waffle house pick.
>>22097343eggs twice!?
>>22097167Not in my area but if I ever go south they do make the best omelet. But cannot beat waffle house in the hashbrown game.
Shittygood food that's a little pricy for what it is, but if you're not a drunk asshole then everyone there tends to be very nice.
Looks too fancy for a lowlife like me.
>>22097316Scared little baby, don't worry mommy will make you some more Tism Tendies
>>22097418That's like saying you're a scared little baby if you won't jump in the tiger enclosure at a zoo. It's called common sense. I prefer the little mom and pop diners where I know I'm not walking into a den of evil where I could be injured or killed for no reason. I don't eat tendies or have autism btw, fuckface.
>>22097167Funny how long they claimed they weren't copying Waffle House. Eventually they did start going their own way, but for a period they were pretty much Waffle House but red.
>>22097440you wouldn't like waffle house, they don't have a deep fryer, no tendies
Better eggs then dennys
>>22097536Despite the memes, I think Denny's is the deadlier of the two restaurants. Waffle House is drunk people having skirmishes. Denny's fights tend to be deadly.
>>22097440you are legitimately a scared little baby that believes every cherrypicked headline you see on /pol/. a pearl-clutching grandma afraid to go outside. pathetic excuse for a man Tbh.
What is the Waffle House of the rest of the country?
>>22096920This
>>22096746I have two less than 1/2 a mile from each other in my town, pretty decent after bar closes
>>22096746consistently mediocre but sometimes i just can't sleep and want to go out, basically the only thing open at 3am where i live
>>22097568They are waffleless wastelands, full of pancake-loving infadels.
>>22097165Wtf that's awesome. You should write books
>>22096746I've never been but I heard it is filled with crime, gun violence, terror, hazardous work conditions, and decent waffles.I also heard that the waffle house is used as a metric for how severe a hurricane or power outage in an area. Like really fucking bad hurricanes are only ever considered catastrophic once the local waffle house has to close down for a few hours.
>>22096746I've never been and I want to but my girlfriend is staunchly opposed to it and I can't really be fucked to go there alone.
>>22098291The Waffle House metric is actually real.
>>22097194Sounds comfy.
>>22098291Ours shut down last year after one of the hurricanes, my boss wasn't able to get the generators he wanted. Another one was destroyed but it was closer to the beach. Running a limited menu and to-go only after was awesome
>>22096774The free floor show is part of the charm.
I'm still amazed that the burnouts working there are able to memorize the esoteric plate feng shui they use instead of a ticket system. also I think it's kind of gross that they put shit on your plate to mark your order, but the only times I've actually been at a waffle house I was too tired to care.
>>22098960it's because it's esoteric that it's easy to memorize. that's how the human brain works. you prioritize memory formation around novel concepts and experiences.
>>22098960I loved marking plates, getting things set up, and then getting my cook over to start and he glances at the plates and knows what to do, leave him to his weed and musicprobably the rarest marking was "all the way" hashbrowns, a waffle house sauce packet
sounds suspiciously like “Full House which is 1. a good hand in poker2. a very bad TV showI’m nooticing a bit…
Why aren't there more fancy waffle restaurants?
>>22097167>>22097471Waffle house but worse*
Why would I go there when I could go to a much less expensive mom&pop diner and support white power not questionable ethic mega corporations?
the hashbrows fucking ROCK, i missed going there every sunday at 12pm after work. It's also one of the only 3 restaurants open after 10, so it definitely makes it better for me only working at night.i do hate how their prices are incosistent since the waiter often counts wrong.
>>22096759>>22096813>>22096832>>22096915>>22096920Always miss the good stuff. What was said/shown?
>>22097165I can try. So anyways I step out of my pre owned Porsche taycan into the sweltering July heat. My job as an electrical engineer for Duke power is miserable. Since I have to talk to the 70iq mongoloids duke hired from India/Mexico to install their equipment. As I step through the door I am met by the bittersweet smell of delicious food and the knowledge that I'm gonna shit my brains out the moment I get home. It's 430 so I'm the only one there. So I take my usual booth in the back facing the door because even though I live in a nice town we occasionally get niggers passing through. The place is a type of yellow, stained by time, smoke, and the misery of the souls that have passed through there in the last 50 years. I am met by the waitress and her toothless grin, which reminds me of my first encounter with a prostitute, but that's a story for another time. I order the usual, a bacon cheese steak sandwich with double has browns, covered, chunked, peppered, and smothered. With black coffee so I can get my bowels moving. After ordering I listen to the waitress list off my order to having a good day cook I pull out my phone. I spend my time waiting for my food browsing celebrity nudes and fakes. Since the previous 10 hours on /pol/ has left me both horny and angry. After a short wait my food is brought to me. The waitress leaves while making the comment that she'll be out back for a minute. I of course know this means she's gonna take herself a bit of meth and make sure her three kids she left in the car are still alive. They're mulattos of course so I feel no need to get the cops involved. The sandwich is dripping with grease, but the hash browns are crispy, and covered in toppings just the way I like it. After finishing my meal i could tell that I would have terrible heartburn that night. Knowing that if I have to puke I'll try to get it over my tranny neighbors fence.
>>22099218>white power>picrel is brown asian characterlike pottery
>>22099239I pay with cash knowing full well that the monolithic technocratic control grid will use my visit as an excuse for my insurance to further raise my premiums. I also say to the waitress "hey, let me get one of your waffle house coffee cups so I can remember my time here" she replies "yeah they're good cups they really hold the heat." There's a long silence afterwards and she asks me "don't you have like 2 or 3 hundred cups by now?" I just smile and reply that I'm building something. I hand her the typical $10 tip and walk back out to the car. As I settle into the leather seat it starts to burn my skin, I let it happen for a while knowing that the pain is the only thing that makes me feel anymore. I then reach down and fondle the handle of the cheap Taurus pistol I bought, knowing that it's not today, but one day this is where I'm gonna check out and go to the big waffle house in the sky.
>>22097568if I could open a waffle house in DC and have it staffed with at least 2 armed guards at all time, I could retire tomorrow
>>22099239>>22099261pretty good read
>>22099245I torrent. I see no reason why I can't be entertained by foreigners.
>>22099268I used to do this job in downtown atlanta. We had two guys working the overnight 6-6 shift. One guy would go out and talk to unruly customers and the other would stand behind the 2 way mirror in the managers office with the shotgun. Paid $37 an hour, but wasn't worth it in the slightest.
>>22100528And you trusted the guy with the gun behind glass' accuracy? You'd have been peppered too if he ever used it
>>22100541Oh no he wasn't gonna shoot through the glass, he was just there in case.
>>22097568just another reason why ohio is better than m*ch*g*n
>>22099237I said a naughty bad word and then insulted the moderation and janitorial teams. Because they're faggots. I also said I prefer Denny's, but that I consider Waffle House to be like an old friend who is always there when you need them.
>>22101058You're a classless worm, Denny's is bottom of the barrel filth. Your tastebuds must be wrecked and you're definitely a sweaty fat cunt.
>>22100528World's largest Waffle House?
>>22101013Michigan doesn't exist. It's a story Ohio parents made up to scare their children into behaving.
I forgot, I also said that both establishments would be infinitely better if people like >>22101061 were not allowed to enter the premises. I stand by all of my statements.
>>22097167I had one open up 5 minutes away, and for two glorious months it was 24/7. I'd do my 3AM gym routine then go eat a plate of solid food afterwards, but then they changed from 8AM-8PM hours. Fuckers.
>>22101076Nobody cares you vapid faggot
>>22101076>Waffle House that closes at 8pmWhat's the fucking point?
>>22096746great pvp zone also idk why but I LOVE their coffee. I'll go there at 2AM in the morning just for their coffee. even if it means I have to fight the PK groups
>>22101058based
>>22101076>waffle house>opens at 8AMwhats the fucking point? the point is that it's breakfast BEFORE you have to be at work
>>22101092Check out this meek pussy. He'll shuffle in with his eyes down, shaking. The only thing he'll fight is the desperate urge to piss his pants.
>>22101079Huddle House, not Waffle House.
With the exception of a handful of locations in airports, theme parks, and enclosed shopping malls, Waffle Houses are open 24/7.
>>22101065Nah, it was just a typical south atlanta ghetto waffle house.
>>22100528>Paid $37 an hourlmao that's almost at the low end of a blackwater mercenary
>>22096746Surprised no one post it yet.
>>22102119Most of /ck/ hates aislop.
>>22102132yikes
>>22102084Yeah, his old job. Didn't you read?
>>22102119No AI, please. It degrades the board. Make a Waffle House drawing in MS paint or fuck off.
>>22102661You think AI can't make a picture in the style of Windows Paint?
I think it serves food. Also, that hurricane thing they do is kind of amusing.
>>22099237Comment got caught by spam filter so first guy just pointed out the melanin magnetism that waffle house emanates with single use of Nigeria-Germany world cup slur
>>22096746Answer the godamn phone.
>>22102967Haven't seen it yet. Be the change you want to see, anon.
>>22102979How do you know you haven't seen it yet?
>>22096746The greatest dinner theater experience in the world
>>221030251000s of hours in MS paint. I can spot a fake a mile away.
