Don’t sleep on mushroom slices, they can be amazing. The shrooms on this one were especially good with the dusting of oregano
>>22096904I don't really like mushrooms. I wouldn't pick them off like a baby if they came on a pizza but it's not something I would order
>>22096904I wouldn't sleep on them, they're damp and likely to be uncomfortable.
>>22096907child
>>22096904Needs some beef. Mushrooms without beef are suffering
Lmao, NYC people are deranged
>>22096907Neither does my son but it's a textural thing for him. There're two ways I cook typical mushrooms where he'll eat them1) sliced thin and sauteed until a LOT of moisture is cooked out and they turn meaty-textured then used in place of or along with thin-sliced beef in a cheesesteak2) cooked in olive oil at an extremely low temperature until all moisture is cooked out and the mushrooms then up the heat and add chopped garlic, flaked chili and chopped sweet parsley. Pour over cooked steak, chicken or pork chops. He'll eat king oyster mushrooms just fine in various ways and he likes straw mushrooms in a stir fry as well as the flavour of other varieties, even if he dislikes the texture (he likes shiitake broth, for example). Under no circumstances we've come up with will he eat enoki.>>22096938I agree but my wife generally doesn't eat beef so I've come to substitute it for beef in certain things as well as what I cook the mushrooms with. That olive oil crispy mushroom thing is meant to be served on steak but we do other meats because she won't eat beef. >>22096904I fucks hard with mushroom on pizza. Also on burgers, under a slice of pasteurised, processed Swiss cheese food.
>>22096953You would be too if your entire culture revolved around walking around with pizza and having jewish landlords
>>22096904It's good, but better when paired with something else like ham or salami
>>22096904probably my favourite pizza topping. my go-to is a slice of Canadian (pepperoni, mushrooms, bacon). don't know if that's a thing outside Canada
>>22096953not as deranged and stupid as Texas cunts
>>22096976Try throwing that dart again, you might hit me eventually
There was a pizzeria near me that had really good mushrooms slices and at some point they went "upscale" and changed those slices to have truffle oil and more expensive mushrooms and it wasn't the same.
>>22096904Is it better to use fresh or canned mushrooms for pizza? I've heard that fresh can get dried out easily.
>>22096904For every good mushroom pizza, there's one covered in slimy nasty mushrooms that came out of a can
>>22096904Mushrooms in sauce used to be really popular for some reason. I guess because they're a meaty-tasting thing that isn't meat?
>>22096904Can't beat pepper.
>>22096976listen, hooker.i lived in ny for the first 28 years of my life.then i moved to texas.it's much nicer in texas.if i had to give a percentage i'd say at least 2,000%
Call me a hipster but I forage for morels every spring and out them in the dehydrator. When I'm craving mushroom pizza I hydrate the morels in milk before putting them on cheese pizza with sauteed oyster mushrooms and a sprinkle of fresh herbs. Regular ass slimy button mushrooms on pizza cannot compare.
>>22097298>slimy button mushroomsyou're supposed to brine them first.that's how you get the pizza hut style mushrooms.
>>22097298Sounds good as hell anon. And that's not hipster at all unless you're doing it performatively which it doesn't sound like you're doing. Foragemaxxing is based and nature pilled. Why do you hydrate in milk?
>>22096904Mushrooms, Onions, Sausage. This is what a man desires.
>>22096904Are you the anon who got doxxed by showing the stoop at your apartment?
>>22097139Italians seethe because Americans can have authentic Italian food at literally any time and easily prepared. Poor Italians have to personally grow these ingredients and are restricted by seasonal growing periods, droughts, bugs, and disease.It'll take an Italian 1 summer month to grow the ingredients to make 1 can of that sauce. Me? I go to my local grocery store and buy this by the case.
>>22097319You forgot the OLIVES
>>22096938>Mushrooms without beef are sufferingEh, they work with bacon too
>>22097309>you're supposed to brine them first.microwaving them also worksor you can buy frozen ones
its okay but it could be great if they added olives
>>22097329I don't eat PISS berries.
>>22096911This . Why tf would I go out in the disgusting heat and tick overrun wilderness to go go sleep on mushrooms when I have AC and a bed right here
>>22097614There's a way to make mushrooms into a leather like material so technically you could have sheets, pillow cases, and blankets made of mushroom skin and that would be sleeping on mushrooms. You could also eat magic mushrooms and fall asleep high which is also technically sleeping on mushrooms. That has happened to me before.
>>22096976Whenever you think Texas sucks, remember it gave us Wes Anderson, the Wilson brothers, and Mike Judge.
>>22097298>slimyThat would only be if you used canned mushrooms, which no one would do.
>>22097298>Call me a hipsterOh, you flyovers and your outdated terms from fifteen years ago. Bless your hearts. You'd think that with access to the Internet, trends would spread equally quickly everywhere but I guess not, huh?
>>22097627>not including Richard Linklater He's made some of the best Texas movies of the past 30 plus years.
>>22096904>hydrazine cartel
I bet if you put some mayo on that, it'd be a killer slice
>>22096904>Don’t sleep onwow, even on the food board, people talk like ghetto niggers. Can't go anywhere without everyone talking like a nigger. Why do you people desperately want to sound as stupid as possible? its not cool to sound mildly intelligent? on an anonymous board, you are worried about sounding too white>? why? why can't you talk like a human?
>>22097702>saying that>while writing it that wayTrailer kids have no self-evaluation mechanism.
>>22097702Because they're zoomers who unironically speak like that in real life
>>22097702back to pol , /pol/cel
>>22096904man I miss the muschroom pizza from Papa Gino's. shit was cashmoney.pic is as close as I could find, looks like it has onion on it
>>22097638U lost
>>22097702are you ok there?
>>22097947lost what, retard?
>>22097028NEVER CANNED.
>>22097646I forgot him for a minute. Rodriguez too. Surely plenty more.
>put unhealthy empty mushroom slices on pizza that have zero taste for filler>realize you made a mistake>end up voting communist without knowing it>your mom dies neglected at home with no help or services>your child is raped by a group of illegal immigrants>your house is set on fire by commie thievesYou will regret going down this path.
>>22097702I agree with you about the youth slang, but why must you use the N-word on a blue board?
>>22097959No way. They are not unhealthy and they have a lot of flavor and no one considers them 'filler'. There cannot be enough mushrooms for me. I often order it with double mushrooms. I'm not sincerely responding to your weak schizo bait as much as I'm just declaring my love once again for mushrooms on pizza.
>>22097961Well, you already eat bread. Now you want to get dermititis and further degrade your health with chitin. Enjoy your bloating, flatulence, and diarrhea too. This is the path you chose. Deny all logic. There is no turning back. Might as well eat some pasta and rice too since you're killing yourself.
>>22097702This is a weird approach to moderation.
>>22097971They can consent.
>>22098009It was more of a commentary on the effectiveness of volunteerism in regards to keeping social order among people of disparite economic classes.
>>22098016Particularly when the volunteer shows preference to people of the same lower class he's from.
>>22096904mushrooms be greatit's my go to toppping for the dominos pick 2 toppings dealmushrooms and pepperoni
>>22096904Anybody put off by """texture""" is a childish bitch.
>>22096904shrooms is the jack of all trade on pizza. meat lovers? throw on some mushrooms for some extra meatiness, umami and texture. hawaiian? throw on some mushrooms for some contrast. and of course you gotta love deluxe and their big bros super and super supreme.
>>22096904Fake News. Take your libshit misinformation elsewhere
>>22096904Mushrooms, banana peppers, and chicken is the best m
>>22096904Is it fungi or fungee
>>22098066Bot?
>>22097139there's a certain Chinese dish that's sort of like this
>>22097952Why?
>>22096957Your family seems autistic and your wife probably smells bad.
God I love pizza. Thank you Wopland for this gift.
>>22096907>>22096938You should try some real wild-harvested mushrooms. You know how tomatoes you grow yourself taste 100x better than the watery ones at the store? It's the same but more like 1,000x with mushrooms. The ones from the store taste like watery filler with a hint of metal. Especially since most of the tastiest varieties are not sold in stores, only the ones that are the easiest to industrially mass produce. The wild ones have a nice consistent savoury flavor that makes any dish a lot better.
>>22099290Pizza is american
>>22099316So is God.
>>22099290>pepperonilol grow up pedo
>>22099295I bought a package of maitake mushrooms from Whole Foods a few months ago and became violently ill after eating them. I didn't wash them and cooked them in the oven for 20 minutes with olive oil, garlic, and soy sauce. An hour or so after eating them I had explosive diarrhea and while I was on the toilet pissing out of my ass I projectile vomited all over my feet and the floor but liquid was still shooting from my ass so I couldn't get off the toilet. The vomit smell and the seeing the vomit everywhere made me puke again. Then I took a shower and cleaned the bathroom. Now even thinking about maitake makes me nauseous. I had eaten the same brand of maitake from Whole Foods many times before but I always washed them thoroughly. Now I'm terrified of eating exotic mushrooms.
>>22096904Capriciossa is peak 'za. Shrooms and ham are all the toppings you need.
Canned mushrooms are SO much better for pizza, they stay nice and juicy, but with concentrated flavor.
>>22100978yeah, the revolting flavor of brine.
>>22101022The mushroom water has barely any flavor
>>22096976It is weird how obsessed with hating Texas people in NYC are.If you ask a random person in Texas about NYC these days they'll probably just say it's a nice place to visit and maybe make some comment about not liking parts of it's politics.If you ask a random New Yorker about Texas they act like it's a fully undeveloped christian caliphate where nobody has running water.The Northeast is very strange and very insular. I think that is a big reason why most of the country is kind of leaving it behind and the economic / cultural center of gravity is firmly moving away from it. Not even the Californians are as clueless.
>>22101081This all sounds true to idiots, but we in New York don't think about anything outside New York, really, and it just kills everyone else to know how irrelevant they are.
>>22101081we really don't think about Texasexcept the Astr*s, but less so since they suck now
What's your opinion on ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza?
>>22097702
mushroom pizza is probably my 5th favorite pizza
>>22104353pic not related. I'm referring to a standard mushroom pizza. that pic is a mushroom onion garlic pizza with an olive oil base, maybe the best pizza I've ever had.
>mushroom >spinach>tomatoes>alfredo sauce>baconYou cannot beat this combo
>>22096904nigga I dont sleep on no mushrooms cus I aint no fucking gnome
>>22096904those mushrooms are disgusting and so is dried oregano as a finishing herb
>>22104606No but you are a fucking wigger which is worse
