>>22096963
the ice machines never get cleaned. probably anything will end up with trace amounts of fecal matter if you don't clean it long enough.

indian employees

>>22096967
That doesn't make any sense. Nobody is taking a dump at the soda dispenser.

>>22096969
Rent free

>>22096970
they don't need to. it's on people's hands, it's in the air. not a significant amount, but given enough time enough will accumulate that it can be detected.

the bigger worry honestly is probably all the mold in those things. ice machines are nasty.

>>22096977
A machine that makes ice is too cold for bacteria and mold.

>>22096980
the entire machine isn't frozen, just a small part of it that makes the ice. the rest has water constantly running through it, so is damp, perfect conditions for mold. look it up, there's tons of pictures of moldy ice machines.

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>>22096970
Mythbusters did an episode about whether one should store one's toothbrush in the bathroom, due to fecal bacteria. They accidentally found there was an equal amount of bacteria in the whole house. It has nothing to do with toilet lids, open or closed. If someone shits and comes out of the bathroom and you smell his shit, then those are actual fecal particles in the air you are breathing. If as another anon stated, not cleaning the ice machines would naturally allow a buildup.

>>22096980
Ice machines are like an air filter, gross airborne stuff sticks to the ice.
And sure enough the only times they usually get cleaned is like 4 times a year if you're lucky.

>>22096971
good morning

>>22096963
That’s how I put them in the machine

There was a mythbusters ep that tested how far fecal matter would travel in a bathroom. It seemed like it travelled an insane distance, then they realised everything tested positive.

Turns out fecal matter is everywhere in the tiniest of trace amounts. What matters is how much bacteria there is and more importantly, if there are any parasites

>>22097035
God dammit, should have read the thread :>>22096988

>>22097035
it's fecal matter baby
you got me on the run

what does tested positive for fecal bacteria even mean exactly

you're gonna find some e.coli fucking everywhere

>>22096970
But what if they bet you fifty bucks

>>22097061
>get $50 bucks
>but also go to jail
No.

>>22097069
Next you're gonna say teabagging a drunk friend constitutes sexual assault.

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>>22096988
>>22097035
Reject modernism, return to tradition.

>>22097094
anon those are even worse since the shit just sits there until it's removed/buried

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That's what you get when you trust fast food establishments. Corners cut and cheap shit like frozen sewer water being marked up at higher prices.

>faecal
Health code-less Euro detected.
Still, I got food poisoning from McDonald's today, although I didn't get anything with ice.

>>22096963
Is there an actual source, or am I to take that image macro as fact just because it says 'fact' on the bottom??

The internet will be the end of us.

>>22096963
Roaches.

>>22096969
>pajeets working at the beef merchant

>>22097114
>implying india isn't the fourth largest beef exporter on earth
>implying a pajeet would not throw his own mother into the nastiest, most corpse and carnivorous turtle-filled part of the Ganges for an h1b visa and 46 hrs/week at a Texas McDonald's
lololol

>>22096970
no one is taking a dump in the machine. it’s airborne shit particles which are everywhere from toilet flushes to farting. mere presence of shit molecules doesn’t mean it’s going to get you sick. i mean look at india

>>22096977
>it's in the air
How the fuck is there shit floating in the air? What are you talking about?

>>22096971
redeemed

>>22097180
>he doesnt know

>>22097180
have you ever farted? then you've released fecal particles into the air.

>>22097180
youre not very bright are you? i hate to tell you but essentially every surface or pocket of air you could sample in your living area would test positive for fecal matter at some concentration

>>22096971
Stop shitting in the streets

>>22097187
Assuming I believe in "fecal particles" in the air (I don't ) are you suggesting people are farting in the ice machine or do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.

>>22097217
>do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.
Yes. What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
It's been tested and there is fecal matter pretty much everywhere. Not enough to be of any significance, but it makes a good alarmist headline.

>>22097244
>What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
The shit that's in their ass, dummy. And just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice? Poo magic?

>>22097248
>The shit that's in their ass, dummy
Oh my god, you're fucking retarded. You smell things when particles enter your nose. The smell of shit is particles of shit entering your fucking nose. You fucking imbecile. Did you skip out on 4th grade science class or what?

>>22097105
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie like that?

>>22097248
>just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice?
do you think the ice machine has no openings? that it's a completely sealed off vessel? how does the ice get out then?

>>22097256
>do you think the ice machine has no openings?
It has fairly good defense.

>>22097250
If your magic shit dust was real then why isn't everyone constantly getting sick and dying from inhaling pieces of air shit at all times? After all, ingesting other peoples shit in your body is a almost guaranteed way to get really sick. Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body. And you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?

Apparently it can’t be that bad for you so what’s the issue here?

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>drink half (the unpooped one)
>pull up study
>complain and get free drink

>>22097261
You won't believe this but people have tiny cells inside them that are constantly neutralizing other particles of things from the air that try to make us sick.

>>22097261
We have biological defences in our body to prevent things like that, another thing you should have learned in 4th grade science class.
> you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?
The ice machine has openings you dumbfuck.

>>22097261
>Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body.
the amount of shit that your body takes in from the air is absolutely miniscule. we're talking microscopic particles. to get sick you would need to take in a more significant amount.
let me ask you this, if you think the smell of a fart is just "the shit in their ass", then why aren't you just constantly smelling shit, blood and guts everywhere you go? the shit actually has to be expelled into the air to reach your nose. again, we are talking microscopic quantities. not enough to actually matter.

>>22097265
clickbait articles for retards
>omg POOPY! That's SOOOO BAD!
Obviously most people wouldn't choose to have fecal particles in their mouth, but the truth of the matter is that fecal particles are everywhere in microscopic amounts and there's nothing you can do about it.

Westerners are so embarrassingly neurotic about this kind of thing
Thankfully I do not have AIDS and possess a healthy and robust immune system so this stuff is a complete non issue
Enjoy your crippling fear, americans
(I will not capitalize the word because I do not respect you)

>>22097279
Sure and the shit dust just magically seeks out the openings and some how there's enough farts in the air at all times for enough to sneak inside the openings and contaminate the ice. That's like the premise of a bad horror movie, you fucking mongoloid.
>>22097281
If there's enough shit air everywhere to contaminate ice in a closed machine then there's enough to contaminate your nose and make you sick. Yet no one ever gets sick from smelling air from an ass full of shit. The air that comes out of ass passes the shit and that's why farts smell. If the air passed blood or guts then you would smell those too. Like when someone burps the air passes their guts so you smell guts.

>>22097292
>Sure and the shit dust just magically seeks out the openings
it's in the air, buddy. air circulates everywhere.
>If there's enough shit air everywhere to contaminate ice in a closed machine then there's enough to contaminate your nose and make you sick.
no, not really. again, we are talking about microscopic quantities. we have technology to pick up on extremely trace amounts. it is not significant at all. the article is just clickbait, they're not "contaminated" with feces in any meaningful way, the ice machine likely contains thousands of different particles you wouldn't expect, but feces is eye catching and gets you to click.
>The air that comes out of ass passes the shit and that's why farts smell
because the air is carrying ass particles.

you are either unbelievably stupid or just trolling at this point.

>>22097094
I swear my dog judges me for shitting inside the house.

>>22097292
damn you are nauseatingly retarded. acting like you know fluid physics when every post you've made so far just shows how little you know about anything. your dad should have beat you more for the big mouth you have. or put you to work on the corner to bring home money with it.

>>22096963
I remember the study that came out after the touchscreens went into all the restaurants. Covered in shit. All of 'em. The shut-ins who buy all their food on amazon are right.

>>22096963
Well, has an Indian been anywhere near the production in any way?

>>22097323
>Shit air
>fluid physics
>Fluid
So is it liquid or gas shit that's contaminating the air, smarty-pants? And my dad beat me plenty and burned me with cigarettes and broke my hand and stabbed me in the ass with a steak knife and also made me drink and do hard drugs with him starting at 12 so shut your mouth.

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>>22096970
I am.

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>>22097332
>doesn't even know the full definition of fluid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're such a dumb gorilla nigger. you are the dumbest of fucking gorilla niggers. confidently wrong in every post you've made ITT. kill yourself you worthless brainless pissant

This is cringe.

>>22097098
Modern plumbing + outhouse = no more fecal mater in your house.

>>22096963
"Fecal bacteria" is misleading. Shit has lots of bacteria in it that aren't harmful at all and occur every day on regular surfaces.

>>22097443
No you don't understand. Every part of everywhere and everything is literally coated in magic invisible shit dust at all times. There's no escape. It can phase through soild matter. Nothing can escape the DooDoo Fog

>>22096963
Now test the ice samples from the Michelin 3 star

>>22097455
You think Gordon Ramsay doesn't fart in his restaurants?

>>22097366
It's just one guy samefagging his own thread. He does it here every day.
It's really pathetic.

>>22097447
>Elijah Wood from the movie The Ice Storm (1997) browses 4chan

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>>22096963
It doesn't Nignog can you not read? It say faecal matter. It is Fae particulates dusted into the ice machine. So everyone who orders has now eaten Fae food without express permission. At any moment the fairy king can take over 60% of the human population without a single drop of blood spilled.

>>22096969
pakistan too. dun be riceist.

>>22096963
i mean other than the india shaming, most mexican tapwater is like that. that towns that get untreated "organic" tapwater from local ponds also tend to have shit in them. one time, they shut down all the tapwater because a kid pissed into the pond. imagine how many birds and wild dogs have already shit into that pond.

>>22097282
>everywhere in microscopic amounts and there's nothing you can do about it.

wash your hands and poo in the loo, anon. also wear gloves during food prep.

>>22097332
This nigga doesn't know that gases and liquids are both fluids.

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>>22097269
You want me to believe theres a bunch of invisibly small little animals that live inside of my nose and they are sweeping up the poo dust!?

>>22096971
Maybe stop shitting in the soda machines then

>>22096971
Considering that they bring their whole families here and have them packed in a single apartment like sardines in a tin, it is indeed true that they live rent free.

>>22096971
saar

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>>22096963
It is an indicator for for fecal pollution and overall sanitary quality.
The 2010 study showed about 48% testing positive for total coliform in soda fountains and e coli in 11%. A 2023 study found total coliform in 41% of soda water fountains.

>>22097250
Thats called gas. The shit particles have not magically become dust floating around, nor have solid particles phased through your pants.

>>22097039
Actually no. I used to work for a water testing lab, and later worked for as a water system operator. Most of our systems were clean every month, and we'd occasionally get total coliform. We'd disinfect the system with chlorine, then re-test. Usually that fixed the problem. Sometimes theres worse forms of contamination, and those might give us e coli positives in addition to total coliform which was way worse. One example I could give was when a vent to the water storage tank got busted open where there was normally a fine mesh. Ants decided to crawl down the vent and take whatever dirt and bacteria on their bodies with them. There was another one in this remote trailer park that was probably built in 1950, where the wellhead sticks out of the ground protected by a hollow concrete ring maybe 4 feet in diameter with a big round concrete slab over the top of it. This was instead of a modern cap. So under that slab was this rusty well cap that was also cracked. Well the concrete slab got cracked, and there was bird shit all over it.

>>22097251
The thing is, most of the schizos on this website will reject or distrust any news from actual reporters yet immediately believe something with NO credentials or journalistic integrity.

And then of course they can't even sufficiently defend this madness.

>>22097292
burps don't originate that deep, dude. There are no gut belches.

>>22096963
>faecal
>ae
I hate foreigners.
>>22096988
When you fart, shit particles are in it.

>>22098418
How are enough farts getting in the ice machine to cause fecal contamination though? Are workers opening the machine and farting directly in it? Something about this doesn't make sense.

>>22098422
It's airborne. If ice can leave the machine, shit can get in.

>>22098426
Come on, how are enough farts wafting up in the machine to cause fecal contamination? Is the restaurant engulfed in a giant fart cloud at all times? I don't see how enough farts are going up in the machine to contaminate it.

I shit in the ice machine.

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>>22097251
>>22098407

>>22096971
It goes in the loo, Abhishek.

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>>22096963
Im login it

>>22096963
They hire indians

>>22098407
>credentials or journalistic integrity
just as worthless as scout's honor or a pinky swear.
i wouldn't trust OP facebook shit either, but let's not pretend journalistic integrity meant anything at any point in time

>>22096970
Cockroaches do

>>22099115
stop opening McDonalds in turkey then

>>22096988

The toilet is usually the cleanest surface in the house. Flushing water followed by periods of dryness. Not a good surrounding for bacteria.
Same with the lid. You sit on it, but only a very short part of the day, the legs and buttucks are not that dirty of body parts and as soon as you stand up again the water quickly evaporates and the surface is again dry as the sahara.
The no1 germ exchange station are things like the door handle.

>>22097261
The thing is that bodies have been exposed to these things that are in the air for millions of years, so they are adapted to it.
So where is the problem with the ice machine then if we are exposed to it constantly anyway? By the relatively small number of people who actually get sick from the ice we can see it still actually is not that big of a problem, but the idea is that the bacteria in the machine can live and multiply and basically do a concentrated attack which then sometimes leads to problems compared to a constant low exposure.

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>>22096963
>yfw scat fetishist

>>22097180
Scientists don't want you to know this but the air on earth is approximately exactly 47% poop

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>>22096963
That's a great question. Perhaps we should start by breaking down the racial profile of the employees that work there.

Shall we begin?

>>22096971
For the last time, they're pop machines. Not poop machines.

>>22098404
Interesting story about that well but man, that ending is nightmare fuel for me now.

>>22099743
That's a Latinx gentleman, Ranjesh. And you know very well it isn't just 4chan neets being racist to Indians anymore. The Indian memes are everywhere and on every part of the normie internet. The whole world knows. The global community has joined together in shitting on Indians for being street shitters. I know you know this. The snake is out of the basket. Indias reputation has been very badly damaged. Shit post cope posting on /ck/ ain't gonna change that.

>>22099777
You're the one posting pics of men with shit in their pants to own the people you're fighting in your head. Pretty weird thing to do desu

>>22099819
Meanwhile India is now globally known as a nation of made up of poop. You're clowned on every part of the internet by normies for being disgusting poo monsters. But you do and keep posting men with shit in their pants if it helps you cope, Sanjay.

>>22097217
It amazes me how uneducated people can be.

>>22099863
Would an uneducated person be able to write so well?

>>22099909
Are you sure it isn't trolling and anons pretending to be retarded for (you)s?

>>22099915
It's possible but as time has gone on and post quality on this site hits new lows with every new day, I think there's more people being sincere in their stupidity than ever.

>>22096963
>>22096967
There's no probably about it. Fecal coliform is on LITERALLY EVERYTHING, even shit you just cleaned. You can't get it all, no matter what. Even if you get it all, guess what? 3 bacterium survived and they will reproduce on the now sterile surface, in 2 days it'll be back to a homeostatic norm.

It's harmless as dirt.

Fecal coliform is not poop. Let's not pretend to be retarded okay.

>>22097217
Yes, that’s what “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is about

>>22097114
The staff at the wendy's in my area is entirely indian

>>22096977
>buy fast food soda
>leave it out overnight after not drinking it
>biofilm oily coating on surface of the drink
Nasty stuff. The McDonalds around here is relatively new (few years) and their soda looks fine and doesn't make your stomach feel wonky.

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>>22096963
Oof, deserved, earned even

>>22096963
Good thing i refuse ice and get more drink. I don't fall for the scam

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>>22097114
We don't care if other people eat beef, we mostly don't mind handling beef either
We'd rather other people didn't eat beef, but only in India. Outside India its whatever.

>>22096963
All ice machines are gross.

>>22096963
why do they always try and spell words wrong?

>>22097250
Nta but you're not smelling shit particles retard, go to science class, you're getting the odor if volatile organic compounds. You need to stfu with your grade school bs

>>22099179
>>22097281
>>22097279
>>22097269
Absolute morons, where did you idiots learn such drivel.

>>22099743
>>22099777
>>22099819
>>22099841
i accidentally shit myself in public once a year or two
to make fun of someone for it is rude
they could be having some serious tummy issues or intestinal issues

>>22103944
Stop eating vending machine sushi.

>>22096963
Nowhere cleans their ice machines. I have specifically asked to be shown how to clean the ice machines in multiple places and nobody's ever followed through. I'll clean the nozzles even though I only drink water because soda is for fat retards but if you put a gun to my head and told me to take apart the ice makers for cleaning I wouldn't know how.

>>22099161
lol lrn what a biofilm is retard
>>22096988
shit smell comes from the gases bacteria produce during fermentation. do you really think you have shit particle receptors in your nose?

>>22097290
immune system doesnt really prevent you from getting sick orally. opposite if anything, stronger immune response=more food posioning symptoms when you ingest the exotoxins

>ck thinks farts are contaminating the sterile(?) ice machines
theres fecal bacteria in the water and they dont clean the ice machine = organics build up bacteria metab them and form colonies that resist whatever cleaning they occasionally do

>>22103944
More like brain issues.

>>22104370
I don't know what to believe now. I've been told ITT there's enough farts in the air of restaurants to contaminate ice machines with shit particles. How the hell are so many farts floating around in restaurants that they can float up into solid metal machines and contaminate the ice.
>muh ice machine openings
So that many farts are able to waft into ice machine openings to contaminate the ice? And that's assuming farts even have massive amounts of shit particles anons claim.