Is there any way to make oatmeal not taste like shit? Also, can you twice cook it into something more crispy and less sludgy?
>>22098971add in salt and butter
>>22098971?
>>22098971> twice cook it into something more crispy and less sludgyI suggest you figure out something else to do with your oats besides mealing them
oatmeal just cooked in milk is great. you can cook it in broth or stock. add meat or eggs to it.
>>22098971make oatcakes instead
butter, brown sugar, and vanilla extract peanut butter and raisins
>>22098971Nanners and peanut butter. Frozen variety berries too, if you want, but I prefer mine warm.
>Half a cup of oats>Half a scoop of vanilla protein>Half a cup of frozen raspberries >Quarter cup of coconut>Half a cup of milk>Stir, cover, chill overnight Top with a little bit of Greek yoghurt.
>>22098971Mix in one of these.
>>22098971>Also, can you twice cook it into something more crispy and less sludgy?You could grind the oats into flour or just buy oat flour and make pancakes if that's what you want. I like oatmeal though, even plain with nothing added. I think it tastes worse with sweeteners. If you're using water maybe try cooking it in milk. Some berries might be okay and cinnamon.
>>22098986This would lead to organ failure if consumed by a non-American.
>>22098986I like how only 1/3 has any real flavor descriptor, and even then it’s just “berry”. The other 2 are just colors.
>>22099000"Berry" with a blue color is implied to be raspberry. Purple is grape.
>>22098971Stir in some whipped cream, brown sugar, and top with blue berries
Bananas?
>>22098971add one of maple syrup, your favourite jam flavour, honey or chocolate hazlenut spread
>>22098971why are you eating horse food?
>>22098975I've been thinking about savory oats with egg, do you have suggestions specifically for that? Like is onion actually good on oatmeal if you're going savory?
why do people struggle with eating oats? oatmeal cookies are proof that oats taste good
>>22099215no theyre proof that oats are mostly tasteless and that sugar and butter tastes good
>>22099194yes. i treat oats like I treat noodles.
If oats don't taste good to you on their own, then eat something else.
>>22098971Fried porridge is a dish yes. Let the leftovers chill in the fridge. Then cut it up patties and fry the next day.
>>22099353loved the smell in the house when grandma was makin d’rridge. Simpler times for sure
>>22099365>d’rridgethe orrige
>>22098971just make it savory. cook it in broth. add in some chili oil, a friend egg, soy sauce etc
>>22099373'Dge
Sprinkle some rolled oats in a bowl, pour on some cold milk. Delicious. It's also nice with a few sultanas and raisins, maybe use banana or chocolate whey milkshake instead of plain milk.
>>22098971Oats are a vehicle, OPThey taste like whatever you put in them
>>22098971Use less water. Cook it on medium until the water is gone and the oatmeal has distinct separate grains and is al dente. Then add savory toppings of your choice. I like a little olive oil, black pepper, and hot sauce. Cooking it to mushy gruel consistency and/or adding sweet stuff to it makes it unpleasant. Oatmeal is plenty sweet on its own.
>>22099799no it kinda tastes like nothing without sugar
we had this thread a couple of weeks ago>serve with avocado, fried egg with the yolk still runny, and salsa or picante sauce
>>22100124im trying to fix the texturemy brain just goes "this is poverty mush" like im in the holocaust and can barely get it down
My daily oatmeal is;Soaked chia seedsHalf cut, half whole oatsceylon cinnamon, powdered ginger and nutmegwalnutsfrozen blueberries and strawberriessliced bananahemp hearts5g creatinetablespoon of pea proteindrizzle of raw honey couple drops of monk fruit concentratefucken so good, legit look forward to brekky every morning now. you could leave out the extra protein and creatine if you don't exercise tho
>>22099277If they made Buldak brand instant savory oats would you try them?
>>22100129>"this is poverty mush"get used to poverty mush, it's gonna get a lot worse soonT. I know stuff
>>22098986bussin
>>22098990we all know nonamericans are lesser humans
>>22098971Add a spoon of cinnamon and/or slices of fruit while they are being cooked.
>>22100193yes but I already make spicy oats all the time
>>22099194Like is onion actually good on oatmeal if you're going savory?Onions work really well, it's actually my prefered way to eat oatmeal.
>>22098971I add Marmite to mine. There was also this point of time where I cooked oatmeal in the juices from cooking mirepoix and minced meat as an all in one meal.
Give it up, OP. Go make some mug cakes or some other picky eater shit. Oats are for adults with adult palates.
>>22098971Oatmeal porige isn't meant to taste anything. It's just meant to fill you up.
>>22100136this guy probably thinks he's really eating healthycrazy the shit people will fall for if you market it to them in the right way
>>22098971salt
>>22098971aspartame.
>>22098971Add white and milk chocolate. Make it in full fat milk instead of water as well. I'd recommend putting in the freezer overnight with a nice layer of whipped cream on the top to make it taste heavenly in the morning.
>>22100129I told you how already. First make sure you're not using instant or steel cut oats. Get the old fashioned Quaker Oats. It says old fashioned on the package. Boil water. A little more than a cup should be ok. Put in 1/2 cup of oats. You want the water to just cover the oats. Turn the heat down to 4. You the heat below medium but not low. Let it simmer until the water is gone. Wa la. You have now have firm, al dente oatmeal with distinct separate grains. If it's too hard add more water and cook more. This is how to make oatmeal that isn't mush. I've been making oatmeal like that for 20 years. I don't measure the measure anymore because I know how much my pot needs but I think a little more than a cup is right. Remember, you want the water to just cover the oats, you don't want them in a huge amount of water. The more water you use the mushier the oats will be so avoid too much water.
>>22100811Explain what about it is unhealthy, or what I've been tricked into enjoying. Go on, be explicit, vagueposting coward.>>22100129>im trying to fix the textureI like my method of doing half cut oats and half whole oats. You get a nice blend of the creamier texture with some chew to it.
>>22098971not pawsible, just learn how to make granola bars
Eat your oatmeal anon.(((This user filled out 3 captchas to make this post)))
>>22098971i've been adding a tsp of this bowls and it's changed how i've looked at oatmealsavory oatmeal is an absolute gamechanger
>>22100136Based. My smoothies are very similar, base of chia seeds, hemp hearts and oatmeal then whatever fruits desired with possible cinnamon, cocoa powder, ord powered peanut butter. Ignore the idiot.>>22100811He is eating healthy, you are retarded.
>>22098971mix with eggs and seasoning plus ham or cheese or bacon etc. Spread it on baking paper and bake it
>>22098971I add applesauce and peanut butter
>>22098971Breakfast sloppa.
>>22098973Do you eat this from a trough like the good cattle you are?
>>22098971Add honey or brown sugar
>>22098971I saw something about this. Try putting a teabag in the milk. Didn't try myself tho.
>>22098971Never ate shit so can't help you bud.
