>a dollop of mayo
>a smidge of paprika
>he can't eyeball ingredients based on their potencyNot all ingredients are created equal
>a shart of salt
>>22099409Bullshit
>>22099404i take that to mean a tablespoon
>>22099404ITT, a bunch of retards who can't cook without EXACT measurements.
>a pallet of olives
>a quarter-turn of pepper
>a spec of black pepper
>a fistfull of ketchup
>a blib of mustard
>a glug of vodka
>A cumshot of hotsauce
>>22099451>>A cumshot of hotsauce
I dont read recipes.
>a suggestion of garlic
>>22099404imagine not knowing what a dollop is.imagine posting this kind of thread again.
>>22099517I always assumed a "dollop" was like the rough size of a tablespoon.
>>22099575No "you take a serving spoon and scoop up whipped cream or miracle whip or mashed potatoes or whatever and then plop it onto a plate" sized. You ever see that "dollop of daisy" sour cream commercial? Half sticks to the spoon so it's not that much really, a few tblspoons.
>>22099517>imagine posting this kind of thread again.Well while you're imagining it, OP is out here DOING it, punk!
A schtickle of flouride
>>22099608and he's extra faggy for it, cuck.
>>22099404>half a thunk of lard>two small glugs of buttermilk>a shimmer of cinnamon>stir until melded but not quite coagulated>should sound more pad-pad than squish
>>22099611Heh
>>22099404
A hint of rosemary
>a saucerful of secrets
>a goblet of fire
A mouthful of lettuce
>a squirt of hot cummies
>a toes length of bread
>to taste
>a schlong of vinegar
>a murder of crows
>>22099404>an amount of spices (your choice!)
>>22099404Just a smidge hun!!
A loads worth
>a magnum of sherry
>a tollopsworth of nutmeg
>>22099404Heh cute doggy photo
>a squit of brown sauce
>an enema of carrot tops
>>22099404>a peck of pickled peppers
>a mouthful of cloves
>three feet of nitrogen
>a tankard of bay leaves
>a smidgen of smegma
>>22102118Would Smash Hard even after the breast cancer
>a dash of dashi
>about thiiiiis much meat
>a pod of Knorr stockpot
>a gram of ketamine
>a schmidge of piss
>your mom amount of lard
>>22099404>A pinch of sand
>>22099404>2 shots of vodka
>An abundance of wiener
>>22103990But enough about your sex life
>>22103992So American
>>22103764Remember Gordon Ramsay's words of wisdom: you have no idea how much butter is in restuarant food, and that's a big part of why it tastes so good.
>season to taste
>>22099404>a little dash of olive oil
>>22102118>>22102494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0o25mb2nsI
>>22101950Is that you Townsends?
>>22102332lel
>insert toothpickI understand it but really find this one irritating, literally the only reason I buy wooden toothpicks
>>22104436I kekd so hardIs this a real video and title
>serve and enjoy!
>>22104436Maybe he's a Northern Irish Catholic
>>22099404Strictly relying on measurements makes you a cooklet
>>22099404>one epic of bacon
>>22099409>potency>mayonnaisewut?
>My hubby enjoys just a skosh of lemon.
>a queef of vinegar
>>22104968>CONQUER THE CRAVING!
>>22099404>A hammock of cake
>>22106144his mayo is too strong for you travelleryou need to go to a store that sells weaker condiments
OP hereI’m glad everyone saw a potential meme and ran with it but I just started the thread because mayo is nasty. That’s my meme, personally
>just add salt, fat, acid and heat!
>>22102153Underrated
>>22109051Do you use something else when a recipe calls for mayo?
>>22109051Real OP here, I just wanted to use the cute dog picPeople lie about the weirdest things
>>22109701control ir yhread brother
Veganaise is better than mayonnaise. I will fight anyone who says otherwise and I'm not even a vegan
>>22109718I'd feel bad fighting a retard over mayonese
>>22109697based
>a bucket of corn
>>22108502Need a stav version
>a spoonful of sugar
>>22109870helps the medsinne go down
>>22099404>a bundle of sticks
>>22109955but what are you saying
>>22099440>a few ketchups more
>>22109974>The Good, The Bad, and the Heinz
A fernaging of lettuce
>precisely one thousand grains of rice
>>22110120
>3 gills of water
>>22099404WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS!
>>22099404a dollop of slop
>>22099409>>22106144kek
>>22110122Give me one thousand dollops
>>22099611>>22099479>>22099441>>22099440>>22099855>>22101100>>22101950>>22102332>>22102347>>22103866lmao you fags have me cackling
>a faggot of pork
>30,000 pounds of bananas
>five blankets of pig
>>22099416
>>22099479
>a can of peanut butter
>>22108502Lmao
>a tale of two cities
>a piece of burger
>a discharge of oyster sauce
>>22099433>tfw you have an electric grinder
>a whatever sticks of capers
>>22099404>a spoonful of-okay what kind?
>a deluge of cheese
>a pillar of salt
>>22099404>a skeet skeet skeet
>a sneed and feed
>>22111040I'd give her my pillar of salt, if ypu catch my drift.
>>22099479this is a real thing
>>22111086No, what do you mean?
>a generous sprinkle of seasoning of your choice
>eye of newt
>eye of gnome
>eye of pie
>a smattering of fish roe caviar paste
>>22099577A DOLLOPA DOLLOPOF GRAVY
>>22099404I can still remember my mom giving me cooking tips when I was trying to learn>but HOW MUCH should I use??>just eyeball it>okay... so either a pinch or a gallon will be fine then... thanks, mom
>>22099404>OP doesn't have a dollop spoonI keep mine next to the teaspoons and tablespoons
>a cottage cheese cottage
>a spec of smegma
>>22111652>An eyeball of pepper
>a rape of pork butt
>500 microns of psyllium husk
>>22110913too many cooks...i mean spoons
>>22112004>an eyeball of pepper
>>22109718I'll fight you...instead of mayonnaise, I use 'remoulade' in every recipe, that calls for mayonnaise, and it makes it 10 times better, according to everyone...like potatoe/noodle salat at a barbecue... (unrelated question, is 'sauce tatare' and 'remoulade' the same thing? I'm not murrican, and can't figure this one out... thanks
>>2210995510/10fucking kek
>>22109718that's because eggs don't taste good
>>22110182heh
a bukkake of rank sauce
>>22111258>kitten spitSoon your pants won't fit
>>22099416>a BRAPP of pepper>a QUEEF of creme fraiche
>>22110571>a JELQUE of JIFF
>knob of butter
>a fisting of aromatics
>a futa of cucumbers
>a pack of garloids
>a mole of molecules
>a stere of pear
>boil until done>simmer well>steep until a good colour has formed>add as many herbs and spices as are necessary
>foil the cover
A juzsh of cinnamon
>a smearing of cream
>>22114585Semi related - I have no interest at all in Drag Race, but I’d absolutely watch a Ru Paul’s Cross Contamination cooking competition show
>microwave for 60-180 seconds>stir halfway through cooking
>A nique of gar
>a dash of unease
>a sock of mince
>>22109051>because mayo is nasty.Try using tartar sauce instead
>>22099433I've opened this thread over a dozen times when I see it on the catalog just to look at this picture.
>>22115380Well howdy, Pardner.Could I interest you in a plate of smoked daikon?
>a cup of water
>>22116493
>a bee's dick of honey
>>22100254>>22110116>A diarrhea of lettuce
>>22099404A dollop is what you get when you use a teaspoon to scoop some mayo out of the jar, but not trying to scoop too much.
>Don't stop till you put enough
>>22110913Usually taken to mean teaspoon, in absence of any other qualifiers. If any other kind of spoon is being used as a reference, it should be named specifically e.g. tablespoon.
>>22099855>A breast of milky>A pillow of winds>Have a cigar and sear to any colour you likeFinally, the recipe to Alan's psychedelic breakfast.>>22102153>The piper at the Gates of Dawn is Peter Piper
>a foreskin of provolone
>leaves of grass
>a liter of cola
>>22099404>a pie of pizza
>a ladel of fish sauce
>a splishy splashy of the ooey gooey
>>22115505
>>22116709do we sell litre cola?
>>22099409>likely the only person to actually cook ittsome things never change.
>a stone of quid
a goebbels of petals
>>22106144yes. Japanese mayo tends be more rich and have more concentrated umaminess than regular mayo so you use less. you would never use the same amount of mayo in a recipe if you used kewpie instead of like hellmans or dukes or something.
>>22099611motherfucker I was thinking of this exact reference when reading the thread
>>22116709>a liter of salad
>a blunt of that sticky icky
>>22099404this was a whole ass national campaign a decade ago
>>22103773At least 5 nigga
>A gulp of white wine vinegar
>>22099404My manager told me to add some Love to the next batch of fried chicken. What is Love?
>a moderately loose foreskin of blue cheese
>>22117843Baby don't hurt me
>>22118008no mo
>A Schlong of Wonton
>A helping of cinnamon
>a pellicule of felch
>a clench of boof
>Like, a smidge of mayo>Proceeds to empty an entire bottle on my hot dog.
>a splash of cum
>>22120752>a lack of creativity
>one imagination of creativity
>A drop of blood>...>OVERTURE: THE MOUTH OF HELL>PRELUDE /// FIRST
>a tub of skub
>Ooh, ah, just a little bit>Ooh, ah, little bit more
>>22115014Kek
>a piece of pizza
>>22110792>>22123667
test
>a rectal kiss of sugar
>a soupcon of aidshuh?
>a smidgeon of jizzum
>>22099437here comes the speccer
>a dickful of berries
>a navel of lintfor garnish
>a can of whoop-ass
>>22125810This thread is cancer.
>>22099517isn't defined in GNU units, it isn't a real unit of measure. fuck off.
>>22099404>a dash of Angostura>the plastic thingy spits out half a gallon
>>22120768fall
>One (1) squirt of diarrhea
A large farva
>a cottage of cheese
>the gayest of threads
>>22126898WHAT!? PEOPLE HAVING FUN??? NOT ON MY BOARD!1!
>>22109718
>>22099404this thread is the reason why i come here>a chirp of cayenne
>a moment of banana
>a atom of salt
>a sprinkle of spritzel
>>22118250Okay? Then you'd use less of itThat was an example of potency, not an excuse for you to flex your hipster artisanal mayo
>a pizza pizza
>a dagwoods worth
>>22099404> A soupçon of pond scum
>>22099404>dollopMeans 1/2 to 1 tablespoon>smidgeMeans a literal pinch aka 1/8 to 1/4th tablespoon
a piss drip of balsamic
a fanniesworth of cream
a truckload of botulinum toxin
>a trucks worth of xanthan gum
>2 heaping tablespoons of mayo
>>22131222fugg wasted trips, wrong .webm
one million buckets of cum
>>22116669>muh poached eggs are not to spec>{belgian reee}
>>22099404An op of faggot.
>a fiddler on the roof
>>22131222>drown it in fucken mayonnaiseare you familiar with the work of king ass ripper?
>a supertanker of tallow
>>22131247>A faded sign at the side of the road
>>22110151Thanks mom
>an empire state building of sadness
A dew of mountain
>a back's worth of crack
>>22099855fallen london ass ingredient>>22116709liter machine broke we got 2 liter tho
>a thread of reddit
>>22133566>the poster with images about reddit and talking about reddit totally isn't a redditoryou will never fit in
>>22133584>thinking there is a singular person on this entire website that talks about redditWhat kind of delusional mental illness is this?
>>22133945Not him but it's a lot more fun to think of it that way, so I choose to do so because that's the most value your posts will ever bring me. Factually there are no doubt a good few of you but it's a silly thought to imagine you are working your fingers to the bone posting this dogshit to every board at such a rate.
>>22133948don't care didn't read your dumb blogalso i just took a fat shit and it's really stinky
>>22133950You got the gist of it in the first couple words you did read.Sorry you got so mad you had to stop halfway through.4chan might not be a good place for you.
>a spurt of lemon juice
>a foot of fromage
>>22133948you and i are the only posters on this website. i don't understand why you have to post so much though
>a cup of love
>>22134107It's because xhe has mental illness, likely bpd. Just imagine the kind of person who gets that mad at a few pixels on the screen. Unsettling really.
>>22133566>a tedious tryhard
>>22133945i never implied it was a singular person. i just responded to that specific poster with "the poster" because they said "a thread".
>a schmeck of kvetching
Why is this thread still up
>>22134105you fool, the french use the metric system
>>22134497300+ posts incoming rare to see one on /ck/
Kind of off topic but does anyone else have names for these stupid captchas? I call this one "El rato". The other one with the two lines on both sides I call the injun. The other one with just one line on both sides is the anime. And the one with the one line on the bottom is the power plug face. Just wanted to know if anyone else did this. Also I fucking hate them all.
>>22112180How do you make remoulade?
>>22134748It's 277 (278 now) posts you retard
>>22134748this thread BLOWS and 90% of the posts in here are FUCKIN STUPID but i read it all anyway
>>22134497It's an imageboard. People on imageboards enjoy posting images that match the feel of their posts so why would it surprise you that people enjoy posting images to match with board-relevant terms?
>>22135515And apparently for some reason many of those images while not being violent or grotesque in nature still seem to unnecessarily rustle some jimmies around here.
>a mollywhop of cardamom
>just a touch of phtalo blue
>>22134759Less so the squares but I do it for the rods with circles
>a honky tonks worth of opossum
>a dub of lawry's
>About 8 gills of blood
>>22134759The dice one with 3 dots I call the UFO.Got nicknames for most of them, easier to solve.My cookies are old so I usually only get one puzzle unless I'm making a thread.
>>22134759Yeah I give all these dudes nicknames too
>>22099517>it doesn't even include the dollop
>a rustlin' of jimmies
>about 10ccs of cum
>>22099404how is this thread still up lmao
>>22137197shut up retard you got btfo'd and ratioed now deal with it
>>22099404>whiskey "straight"
>>22137197Wasn't a frogpost.
>a thread of how is this still up
>a truncheon of truffles
>a pot of gold
>a schtickle of fluoride
>a field of strawberries
>>22135026>It's 277 (278 now) posts you retardThis sure didn't age well.
>>22137948Look at this picture and tell me he didn't deserve to get shot.
>>22138164He deserved to prosper if anything
>>22138164He wasn't white so yeah. Why was he in the US?
>>22138164Wish I could have taken him out myself but I was just a kid. The filthy sick pinko commie. Why don't they leave this country?
>>22110120>t. Mitch Hedberg
>>22138172>50 year old waste of space failure of a human being posting pedophilic anime picturesOn par for this website.
>>22138227>frequenting a website that in your mind is overflowing with pedophilia, to the point of it being the banner adsWhat does that say about you if you can't stay away from the pedo site?
>>22138268>haha you eat the same shit as me!This isn't the gotcha you think it is retard.
>>22138327You're the one thinking this is a site filled with pedo images. If that's your understanding, then why do you keep coming?
>>22138374Do you not think that this website has regular anime posts, to the point that it is a mainstay of the banner ads?Do you not consider these anime pictures to be pedophilia?Do you not still come to this website that is filled with these anime posts that you consider pedophilia?Why would you frequent a website that, in your head, is chock-full of what you consider pedophilia? Answer that or walk like a bitch and let this thread archive.
>a crock of shit
>>22138396That's a lot of words you typed for me to not read. Lol. Since you are new here: the number of words you type is directly proportional to how rustled your jimmies are. You must be extremely upset kek.
>>22138396Let him think it's pedophilia since that's all he thinks about.
>(you)
>responding to your own posts
>>22138487>>22138495>>22138502My post sure caused a bit of asshurt for you not to have read it kekGuess I hit a nerve.
>replying within a minute of my post
>a huff of cope
>a butt of hurt
>>22138502How do you explain these pictures to your gf / wife?
>a lard of ass
>a parade of victory
>generous dollops of mayo
>a picture of nectar
>>22138227That your first thought when you see that picture is fucking kids says a LOT about you.
>a rustle of jimmies
>>22139642how does it feel to be posting faggot pedophilic weeb shit terminally online when you're half a century old fag incel. men who are the same age as you are multi-millionaire multiple business owners that invest in index funds and have 10 grand children. what a said existence you have
guess i hit the nail on the head. hit ya where it really hurts. fucking kill yourself pathetic loser
