Do you keep your fridge stocked for various kinds of women?
>>22099430i don't keep the fridge stocked. my mom does
I bought frozen pizzas and wine once for my apartment expecting a woman to eat them but I didn't buy the pizzas at the store and I cooked with the wine instead.I did get my weenus sucked by a black chick a few months later tho at my apartment.
>>22099430As a 40 something old man I wish I had realized chasing women and their vaginas my whole life was a waste. It's better to keep tasty drinks for your buddies because they will have your back through thick or thin.
>>22099449>I bought frozen pizzas>but I didn't buy the pizzas
Girls yeah. Not women.
>>22099430You just know this person is fat
>>22099474This. Pussy worship is so fucking embarrassing.
>>22099430Women want a man who is competent. Any half-brained woman seeing that fridge will have her air raid alarm go off. I guess it works, at least you immediately know which women are worth pursuing. Then again, so would a half-decent bottle of Champagne (and it'd cost you less than that garbage).
>>22099430i tried this but no women showed up. did i do it wrong?
>>22099578Try closing it next time.
>>22099482>>22099435>>22099499none of these fools knows the time.Mr Chi City babyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
>>22099430>SnappleToo fruity
>>22099482he's got pizzas and snacks for the big girls
>>22099475Kek
>>22099475
>>22099474>It's better to keep tasty drinks for your buddies because they will have your back through thick or thin.those (single) buddies will sell you out for 10 minutes of mid pussy
>>22099475>reee you must put effort into your 4chan posts how was I meant to know you were not being serious on my racist anime forum
>>22099430Is this from that one Youtube video with the black guy?
>>22099430Dolla. Menu. Million. Air.
>>22099430no, most of the supplies i had stocked up are gone now as my parents want to keep pretending the golden age is just around the corner
>>22099430of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrm0iWlaDIE
clever joke about stalking rhyming with stockingabsolutely not, they'll find you.
Get moneyGet paid
>>22099430Where do you keep your vegetables if your fridge is full of drinks?
>>22099621That guy sure is cool.
>>22101736Hit that lil nigga with a freeze pop
>>22099621the joyful contentment this man carries on a day to day basis is something to strive for
>>22099621Honestly that's pretty cool obviously you would need another fridge for food but that's pretty cool to have a fridge with all kinds of drink varieties
>>22101665just admit you're esl
>>22102447He may be, but at least he can compose a grammatically correct sentence. You type like a fucking mong.
>>22101565Well Yeah
>>22099474All of them will betray you, women directly, and men for cheap pussy. A man is born and dies alone.
>>22099621>I hear you breathing heavy, I know you hungryOld YouTube was a goldmine of silliness
