>>22100418I'm fat
>>22100418Tastes good
Because I can't forget butter
I don't. My wife loves butter and always insists that I butter her bread. I never do because it's a pain in the ass to spread a solid stick of butter out of a cold fridge onto a slice of bread. She's never noticed.
>>22100426Just take the butter 5 minutes out of the fridge before you eat...
>>22100426Your butter dish, anon?
Butter is a better version of cheese
>>22100425that's my favourite Vangelis track
>>22100435>all those moments will be lost... in grime, like butter.... down the drain. Time to fry.
>>22100426there's two really easy options:>slice off a bit and microwave it on a small dish for a very short amount of time to soften it so it's easier to spread>take a serrated steak knife and scrape it along the top of the butter, which will give you thin curls that spread really easily on bread because they heat up to room temp faster
>>22100418it tastes good and adds fat to foods that would be improved by fat
>>22100418butter is the correct flavor.
>>22100426You can just leave butter out at room temp. Just keep it wrapped and put it in a drawer or something
>>22100418I love real French butter in a jambon-beurre. Echire butter is my favorite
>>22100432Thats a dumb thing to say. You can't substitute cheese with butter."Id like a grilled butter sandwich please. With some deep fried butter sticks with shredded butter on top"
>>22100593Sounds like something you'd get at a county fair
I'm indifferent. I hardly use it anymore since you can use much healthier and cheaper canola 95% of the time.
>>22100432milk is butter and cheese that you can drink
>>22100608bait
>>22100652Fuck off, retard.
>>22100573Let's 'ave a pat then.
>>22100432
>>22100652Healthier, cheaper, more useful and more green in most metrics fatboy. Prove me wrong.*hint* You can't.
>>22100696>green in most metrics??
Behold the best butter substitute. It tastes nothing like butter because it’s not even trying to compare, it’s better.
>>22100829Lol
I think its time we introduced the true king of butters into the thread
>>22100806Don't you have internet?
>>22100885I've made canola cookies before and they were pretty good nglAll-purpose flour 2 1/2 cups (625 mL)Baking soda 1 tsp (5 mL)Canola oil 1 cup (250 mL)Brown sugar 1 cup (250 mL)Vanilla extract 2 tsp (10 mL)Semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 cup (250 mL)Chopped walnuts (optional) 1/2 cup (125 mL)InstructionsPreheat the Oven: Set your oven to 350ºF (180ºC) and line two cookie sheets with parchment paper.Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and a pinch of salt.Combine Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, mix the canola oil, brown sugar, and granulated sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs and vanilla extract until the mixture is lump-free.Combine Mixtures: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture, stirring with a sturdy spoon until just combined. Avoid over-mixing.Add Chocolate and Nuts: Fold in the chocolate chips and walnuts if using.Shape Cookies: Drop spoonfuls of dough onto the prepared cookie sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.Bake: Bake for 10-12 minutes or until the edges are lightly golden.One benefit beyond being much healthier is that the cookies stay much more moist and chewier than if you use butter.
Unsalted butter - pointless (don't come @me about baking)Salted butter - improves anything (perfect for any baking needs)Cultured salted butter - the actual best butter you can get but no one talks about it
Why can't I just take a few costco packs of butter and deep fry things in that? Why doesn't everyone just deep fry in butter?
>>22100829>it’s not even trying to compare>Buttery PromiseAnon...
>>22100926It’s only buttery. You’re sister described the cheese on your dick as buttery too
Garlic Butter
>>22100418Country Crock is better than butter.
>>22100934She kisses you with a mouthful of my dick cheese. How does that make you feel?
Today I just ate bread and butter and it was orgasmic.
It perfectly compliments so many things. Salmon, beef, bread, noodles. I love butter and haven't used any alternative for many years. My dad used to buy margarine until I was about 12 when he realized it wasn't worth saving a few cents to compromise on quality. Butter is so much better.
>>22102117>to compromise on qualityAnd health.
>>22102121Wrong.
>>22100418Because it's a solid, tasty fat that's also good for you. Perfect for everything from making a sandwich to grilling an egg.
>>22100426this nigga too stupid to butter bread
>>22100426>sweety, it's 4pm. Time to butter my bread again!>yes dear...,.
>>22100418One time I got really drunk and ate half a stick of butter. The next morning my girlfriend was like "what happened to all the butter??" and then I looked at the camera and gave a funny face as the Seinfeld theme kicked in.>>22100904>Cultured salted butterIt saw one Scorsese movie? I bet it was Taxi Driver
>>22102507It would be 'there ARE pills'. Did you miss 2nd grade? What the fuck is the excuse for people to be so retarded about common language rules???
>>22102625>recording your every move inside your own homeWhat the FUCK?
>>22102601>grilling an eggHoly shit
>>22102833Retards will conflate a 'griddle' with a 'grill'. Most people don't have griddles at home. Maybe a big rectangular plug in thing for pancakes.That's why people say "grilled cheese" when there's no way it was on a grate over fire.I suppose you could grill an egg that was hard boiled or fried ahead of time. But no one would. Not without some 'holfood' involved. kek
>>22100418Its ghee for me lads. I got too much spare solar anyway, i just can't resist buying butter in bulk and making ghee.Ghee with mackerel is godly
>>22102848That's just clarified butter with a faggy hippie name. So dumb, you lose flavor removing milk solids.
is butter good for you
>>22102881I could've told you if only had provided the correct image
>>22102881butt her? i hardly met her!
>>22100654>>22100608>>22100696Pic rel>>22100652The oil/health autists have been particularly annoying lately
>>22102121Self control is easier for some people. Once you figure out how catch up, try butter again
>>22102854>he doesn't like the way "ghee" rolls off the tongueJokes aside, if you buy clarified butter it usually doesn't have the same nutty taste that ghee does. I'm not sure why that is, since they're made the same exact way.
