This is a Happy Joe’s pizza from Davenport, Iowa, topped with sausage and Canadian bacon.
>>22100713>sausagestop calling minced meat sausage. Sausage implies a form, you know, the form that comes when you use a sausage making machine?
>crustNo thanks. Not fat.
>>22100717Not sure if moron or subtle trollEither way, I look upon you with disdain
>>22100717Lmao, gtfo. Are they supposed to put entire whole sausages on a pizza
>>22100723In fact a pitsa with sausage slices, pickles, mustard and onion is great. It's called Four Aces here because all those ingredients start with an S in my language and Ace is called Ässä which means S.>sininen lenkki>sipuli>sinappi>suolakurkku
>>22100717>when an autist thinks his opinion is valuedIt's not and it never will be. This applies to you IRL as well. The sooner you realize you're not a member of the valued opinions club, the better off you'll be.
>>22100736>hereSo... not American. So... you don't belong here. So... you don't know anything about pizza. So... Got it.Why do they even bother, bros?
>>22100720Dumb ketard.
>>22100744>can't refute>resorts to name-callingFats are so pitiful.
>>22100737It's not an opinion, it's a fact. You don't call minced meat sausage. Sausage is sausage shaped. You can call it meat from a sausage or something but it's not sausage.You don't call your shit your intestines either.
>>22100742It's an anime website and I'm more asian than you so I belong here far more than you do.In fact I'm Whiter than you as well.
>>22100736>euroid thinks his picklemustard slop is pizza>>22100751>most likely euroid autist can not comprehend casual language>>22100761b-but i'm asian!! i'm literally anime irl!!! actually, i'm w-whiter than you actually!!!Embarrassing.
>>22100776I won't listen to opinions of mutts, thank you. So please get off my thread
>>22100788It must be tough being a second generation immigrant.
>>22100713yeah we know, you have posted this a hundred times fucking faggot
>>22100761>It's an anime websiteLol. The lies gay kids have to keep telling themselves they belong. Kiddo, this site hasn't been about anime since 2008, you tiny-dicked cockroach.
>>22100751>autistic meltie
It should be no surprise that a board dedicated to cooking is frequented by people who think themselves too important and badass
>>22100818ur so wise, gayboy. that's why all your friends come over to watch anime with you.
>>22100713Rough.
>>22100736That’s actually pretty cool
>>22100713grim
>"That'll be 32.99, plus tax."><Oh gee he didn't tip, what a jackass>>"Oh well, you're welcome I guess"I wrote this little fiction then went on google maps to find the price. 19 + 3 + 3 = 24USD. Covert to CAD that's a whopping 34 dollars for a 2 topping pie!While they did sprinkle a generous portion of hog rectums on top, I would still say that is an abysmal offering.
>>22101756MY APOLOGIES. the base 19USD includes one topping, but I also bilked 1 dollar off the price.19 + 3 = 22USD = 31 CAD.My apologies! What a steal!
>>22100713Who's Joe?
>>22100713>16 slices
>>22101767I don't know but look at these abominations. I would never eat any of these.>https://order.toasttab.com/online/happy-joes-bettendorf
>>22100713ngl that looks like shit
>>22100812Stop talking about kiddo dicks, faggot>>22100810I've never seen it.. >>22100713Looks good for Iowa
>>22103545fucking vomit-inducing. flyovers are subhuman
