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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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>posting non-Americans on the food board
Not a topic worth discussing.
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>>22100794
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>>22100794
I was watching some kitchen nightmares on youtube and I kept getting ads for Doordash with Gordon telling you not to cook and just order in slop. it was pretty funny.

whatever though. dude has a family and is just securing the bag to leave them generational wealth. I can't really fault him for that. let's not act like any of us wouldn't sell out in his position, I mean come on.
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>>22100853
>it's not enough!
>compound interest on 200+ million isn't enough!
The delusion caused by modern mass media consumption. There's no defense for him, anon. No dignity. No respect.
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>>22100794
for me its the knorr stock cube
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>>22100794
TDCC sounds like WiseSpade and I'm convinced that they're the same guy.
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>>22100794
No Faggots?
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>>22100853
I fucked your wife in your bed last night gordon
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>>22100831
Never talk to me or my son ever again
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>>22100794
why did he go bald
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>>22100797
>pants full of mud and gum
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WHERES THE FUCKING LAMB
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>>22100922
Standard alopecia I think he mentioned once, so I decided to literally and figuratively cut his losses. I had thought for awhile after the new look that he in chemo therapy before he mentioned about it.
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Gordon wasn't ever really a crazy good chef, he's just a good reality TV actor.
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>>22101145
Cheese? Solid
Bread? Cold
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>>22100831
now put his face on gordon
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>>22100794
I bought the chicken pot pie once and it was the most vile looking thing I've ever seen while being like $7.
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>>22100853
>dude has a family and is just securing the bag
He already secured the bag with his various UK TV series and book royalties. He could have retired at age 40 and lived a comfortable life. But he didn't.
I suspect money isn't what drives him.
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>>22100853
He could put his name behind kitchenware, accessories or actual good grocery items. Nope tv dinners.
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>>22101174
Why not a novelty grill?
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>>22100879
I bought one of their cheese broccoli and rice packets the other day. It smelled amazing in the bag but absolutely tasteless once prepared
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>>22101165
>He could have retired at age 40 and lived a comfortable life.
sure...or he could keep working, which he clearly enjoys anyway, and leave his family enough wealth to live comfortably for generations.
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>>22100794
I'm willing to testify in court that Gordon Ramsay took me to his kitchen and molested me and he has an egg shaped penis
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>>22101174
spoilers

they fucking suck
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>>22100794
I wonder if Gordon Ramsay has ever seen Ratatouille.
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>>22101155
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sgt gilbert redemption arc
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>>22101174
There’s a target market for this slop.
And they’re fat, dumb, easily influenced consumers raised on a diet of television and cancerous media.
There’s a reason why this is only marketed in one country in the world.
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>>22100794
Who exactly is the target audience for a beef wellington bite?
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>>22100797
Shut up fatty and go back to /pol/, reddit or wherever you come from.
American food is shit anyway.
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>>22100914
I doubt that Randy, not with your micro-penis and the way you smell from living in that basement.
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>>22101145
Ha Ha Ha.
This is fucking laughable, American children with no ability to cook at all call a Michelin starred Chef no good at cooking.
Name one American chef as good as Gordon, you fucking retard.
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>>22101885
your mom
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>>22101857
>>22101863
There are plenty of people who watch food network but never really cook. (My mom and her mom included. They watched that shit religiously but never once tried cooking anything they saw on it. It's baffling.)
Seeing the sort of frozen crap they typically buy with a celebrity they recognize and a "fancy" dish they might remember from one of his shows is probably enough to lure in some of them.
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>>22100922
When he started shaving he had an obviously receding hairline but he didn't look bad, he looked better than completely bald. probably still doomed, but he could have waited a few years.
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>>22101885
chef john mogs that hack fraud in every way
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>>22101788
At least he's alive and selling out of his own choice instead of some weasel doing it after he's dead and (most likely at least) against his wishes like Skinner.
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>>22101931
>mogs
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>>22101607
Most families who inherit "generational wealth" squander it all withint a century.
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>>22101945
Nobody asked
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he's literally turning out like this mf
does this mean gordon is just going to up and die one day?
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>>22100794
based i will buy your boxxes, chef ramsay
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>>22100794
This guys short videos are cancer but his long form he tones it down a lot. I don't love him but his recipes are pretty great
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>>22101984
Like all Brits he'll never truly die but when he gets old enough he'll retire to the marshlands to be preserved in the bog forever
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>>22100853
lol
You get ads on youtube?
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>>22101815
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>>22101984
Gordon Ramsey makes Chinese food Chineasy!
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>>22100853
yeah Gordon needs a bigger headstone
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>>22100794
>shepherd's pie
>ground beef
That's a fucking cottage pie.
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>>22103504
The target market don’t know that.
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>>22101591
200 million is not enough to live comfortably for generations? gotta sell out even more?
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>>22100876
>>22101591
>>22101945
>>22103543
5 million dollars per child/grandchild and so on until it runs out. Thats still more than enough for every descendant of you for generations to buy a house, car, and have enough left to invest and live comfortably off the dividends supplementing their salary/wage. There would still be plenty left even after that for Gordon himself to live like a king. Family usually squanders the money almost instantly? Tough shit, 5 million per kid, spend it wisely and you'll never have to work hard.
I cant figure out how people with this kind of money manage to lose it all, drop $1 million on a nice house, buy yourself brand new cars for the rest of your life, and you still have $3 million left over to sit on as a nest egg or invest and just live off the dividends, but these retards cant live modestly if their life depended on it so they manage to spend $250,000,000 a year on.....golf, or something
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>>22103562
>Spend your whole life earning wealth to give your grandkids a middle class lifestyle
Median home price in my all-White county is $800k btw.
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>>22103576
Yes. It will make them normal, adjusted people having to work and possibly even contribute to society. Have you ever met a daddy's money kid? Oh boo hoo my kid can "only" have a C8 Corvette and Ford Raptor he's soooo poor. They still will be living better than the vast majority of people even in first world countries and if they bother to get a half decent job on top of that they will never, ever worry about money in their life. So acting like $5 million dollars to kickstart a life as if they are gonna be slumming it is such an absurd stretch.
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>>22100922
millennials think baldness is better than a receding hairline
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>>22101174
Idk, serious cooks aren't going to be swayed by celeb endorsements. We do our own research and argue ever insignificant point with each other endlessly. Not a good market. Hell, from what I've seen of his show it's more of a drama that a cooking show.
The kind of people that live in front of the TV and will know Gordon Ramsey well enough to be swayed by his endorsements eat this instant shit. Makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
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>>22104330
fools
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>>22101885
When it comes to grilled cheese making? Me.
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>>22105113
>gwilled cheethe
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>>22103562
its actually double that because your wife can also count toward the exemption even if she never made a dime, assuming hes legally married
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The poorly translated Chinese porn game I'm playing has a Gordon Ramsay reference
>drop $1 million on a nice house
isn't this part of the problem in some nations? that an expensive house raises your taxes sky high?
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>>22105808
fuck somehow fucked up and failed to actually link the post I meant to
>>22103562
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>>22105808
ok? so buy a more modest house? Money ruins your kids, Gordon should really just give them $15k to buy a used car, cover their tuition, and tell them to go to college and make their own damn money, bail em out if there's some kind of emergency but wealthy kids make the worst adults.
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>>22100794
I don't get it. He should be rich. Why would he bother with shit like this ?
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>>22106161
Bro cooks got a cocaine budget. Its not like cooks treat this shit as an art after 5 years of doing it.
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>>22100853
He isn't leaving his family anything lol
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I watched that video and he said most of them weren't that bad
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thank you for making me aware of this, definitely gonna pick up these



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