It's especially aggravating when you know how much they have cheapened the quality of ice cream over the years yet continue to jack the price up. Our boomer parents got amazing ice cream in large quantities for cheap and now we are lucky to get soft serve "dairy product" at Sonic for $9 for a large one.
>>22102260Post your BMI.
>>22102260>bowels of ice creamThe lactose intolerant fears this. Anyway, it seems like you are just going to shitty ice cream places. I live in a small Midwestern town and there are at least 3 places to get hand scooped, real ice cream.
>>22102260>why dont people chain smoke anymore>why dont we use asbestos anymore>wheres all the lead paint?
>>22102279i don't think those are apt comparisons to ice cream
>>22102279>why dont people chain smoke anymorePeople chain smoke weed or constantly vape.>why dont we use asbestos anymoreteflon is the new asbestos>wheres all the lead paint?Microplastics are the new lead paint.
>>22102260>giant bowels of ice creamI don't know about you, but I don't ice cream out of someones bowels. I use a bowl.
>>22102306
People want to eat ice cream in an "atmosphere," but nobody wants to look like a gluttonous fat shit while doing it. DIY: buy a tub and find a way to enjoy it outdoors.
>>22102260>boomer parentsKek. Fuck off, grandad.
I got a bowel full of chocolate & peanut butter ice cream for you, OP. Only it ain't gonna be cold, it's gonna be steaming warm, and you're gonna have to watch my anus dilate.
>>22102478andy?
>>22102485Bill?
>>22102260Comically large food portions have more or less fucked off because nobody wants to pay the prices. It's a novelty reserved for getting swindled at state fairs, 2 pounds of ice cream at restaurants doesn't draw in hype anymore.
>>22102264hand scooped? scooped with their bare hands? you must mean midwestern india
>>22102522dad?
>>22102260Went to Farrell's many times as a kid. That giant bowl was the "hero" item on the menu. The type of thing with a high price that made everything else look reasonably priced by comparison. It was something that only rich kids ordered when having a birthday party.
>>22102306truth nuke>>22102311retard melty
>>22103442Don't step foot inside an ice cream thread if you don't want to see any melting.
>>22102279It's a shame, really. Asbestos was an insane insulator and even fire proofing material. Truly a miracle mineral
>>22102260All my grandparents ever had for me back in the day was a big tub of neapolitan ice cream. Pic is similar, but the brand was different.
I like large volumes of airy icecream, miss me with the dense shite (that's also mostly full of stupid cake filler).
>>22103456Modern ice cream doesn't melt.
>>22104719ur dumb
>>22102774
>>22104740Doesn't change reality.
>>22104762Wow that looks halfway sanitary
>>22104719if you buy cheap shit maybe
>>22104704tastes like shitkeep your "frozen desert" crap that cant even legally be called ice-cream anymore
>>22104762nothing like iced whatever made with the pollution laden frost of indian air.
>>22103459They don't like letting you know that asbestos is still pretty commonly used in manufacturing, it's just heavily restricted. There are far more complex ways of keeping it contained preventing contamination, but public perception has ruined any chance at it happening. No joke I think Trump tried reducing restrictions at one point not sure it ever went through
>>22104719Stop buying tile grout while thinking it's ice cream
>>22104992>No joke I think Trump tried reducing restrictions at one point not sure it ever went throughThe problem is end of life care.Very few people are going to get rid of something that still works just because the label says so.
>>22104992>actually asbestos is cool!yeah they thought so back then too, now every time someone modernizes their home built in that time they have to rip out everything under special conditions to not get sick, nice!
I'm always shocked by the stupidity this board specifically displays
>>22104762I too enjoy diarrhea parasites from unwashed fruit.
>>22104762Yum actual lead
>>22105049That isn't lead though? Probably cast iron or something similar. The real problem is it probably wasn't washed and they were just laying on the thing transporting it. Worst part is you can see the black spots where the flies adhered and became part of the dessert.
>>22102260>Why doesn't anyone offer giant bowels of ice cream anymore?Stephen Colbert secretly had congress pass laws to regulate scoop limits to one (1).
>>22105526Looks more like spots where pieces flaked off./
>>22102260Serendipity #3 does. You must be poor.
>>22104762You can just tell it'll be fucking bomb. Holy shit that looks forGod i havent had ice cream in so long
>>22102260>giant bowels of ice creamBecause it's disgusting eating ice cream out of a hooker's asshole.
>>22105001The only actually dangerous asbestos in a home is the short-fiber stuff they mixed into "popcorn ceiling" spray. The woven mats wrapped around pipes aren't going to hurt you unless you eat them. Just paint over the asbestos, or put a plastic bag over it if you're that fucking stupidly terrified.The popcorn ceiling shit deteriorates and falls off the ceiling. You end up getting little floaties of it drifting down constantly. I unfortunately rented a room for a few months from someone where the house was like that, and I still worry about it.
>>22102260>giant bowels of ice creamCan't you stop obsessing about eating ass even when in public?
>>22102260i dont understand it. milk is so cheap they pay farmers to dump it down the drain. just make real ice cream
>>22105001>rip out everything to not get sickAsbestos actually is totally safe, provided it remains in place and you aren't damaging it, breaking it, etc. It's why old buildings with asbestos don't require abatement - until they go ripping out the asbestos. When it BREAKS is when the fibers get airborne.
>>22102260The plastered on fake smile of a wagie is ducking hot wagie
>>22102260Something people dont talk about is how bland modern ice cream tastes. Like unless you make it yourself or buy the extremely fancy $15 a small tub Ben n Jerrys/Haagndass kind of shit you're shit out of luck.
