Found this chicken of the woods walking through the forest today. What can I do with it? I’ll probably just end up deep frying it desu
>>22102360I like to sautee them and eat them with a strip steak. They are great fried though
>>22102361>strip steakI happen to be a vegetarian
>>22102369Sorry ma'am
>>22102360Sage, white wine, garlic and butter in the pan
>>22102360Dip the thing in a mix of corn starch and flour and deep fry it as one giant piece, don't be a pussy
>>22102360make sure you wash all the grubs and pooh off it first. the best way to cook it is without any batter or coating but just as this anon says, saw-tay with butter etc in a pan >>22102376
>>22102360>What can I do with it?I won't taste that great just toss it.
>>22102369eat them out of your boyfriends ass then faggot
>>22102360That's actually Dumb Idiot's False Chicken and you'll explosively shit your pants and die if you eat it.
>>22102369based
>>22103564Cringe
>>22102369we could tell from your cock smelling breath
>>22102369>I happen to be a vegetarianIt had better be for health reasons. If you care about animals, you shouldn't steal their food.
>>22102360Sounds good anon.>>22102370>>22103396>>22103851>>22103989>meat eaters cant stop thinking and talking about cocks.Project harder, faggots.
>>22104005>I'm so angry I could break a breadstick if I had the strength
>>22104011Unlike meat eaters, I dont get angry haha. Cope and seethe harder gaggot.
>>22104019You just got angry. It was almost close to a meltdown.
>>22104026>haha>hahahaEvidence says you are mad
>>22104026Fucking hell you're so angry. It's actually pretty deranged.
>>22104026plants feel pain. it's been documented. now what?
>>22102369SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DO NOT EAT THE GOLDEN CALF SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>22104005fine, I'll eat them out of you're boyfriends ass
>>22103267that would be a visually appealing snack, not gonna lie
>>22104575lol
these grow in the park next to my office, i picked some a couple of times and they're pretty good but everyone online says not to have them with alcohol. seems pointless if i can't pair them with a couple of beers. what's the worst that could happen?
>>22102360I'm so jealous.If you never tried it, sautee in butter or airfry with them coated in oil and salt. So you can really taste the mushroom. Literally you use it in place of chicken. Many love it breaded and fried. But you can put in soup, stew, grilled, etc
>>22104615Worst is you will get miserably sick.