Mmmm... green fiber
celery is trash
>>22102630>>22102634You've probably mever had real celery in your life; just ultramodified garbage designed to maximize speed of growth regardless of flavor. Good celery is almost overpowering to bite into raw.
>>22102639shut up retard
>>22102639There is no such thing as GM celery you goof.
>>22102630Once I tried to dip lettuce in mayonnaise to see if my dog would eat the lettuce. She licked the lettuce clean and left it on the floor.
>>22102659I didn't say GM. Selective breeding is a form of modification.
>>22102660put the celery chunk in a wad of cream cheese. He'll eat it and love it.
>>22102665Selective breeding is generic modification though. You're selecting the genetic traits you want to pass on and eliminating the ones you don't want thus modifying the genome.
>>22102665Then what are you describing? Wild apium?
>>22102639I've had celery from good sources and it's just fucking celery man. It's not that much better and you're outing yourself as a fag pretending you've had something that much better than a decent grocery store's. Shit's not life-changing.
>>22102678People don't refer to selectively bred crops as GMOs thoughbeit. >>22102680>>22102681You don't even see your cage.
>>22102686If you need to try this hard to overcompensate about fucking celery then you must be at quite the low point man. My condolences, I genuinely hope you get something going for you eventually.
>>22102699Thank you. I moved last year and haven't been able to find proper celery since so I've been having a bit of a bad time.
>>22102659duh. GM makes carsthis site is full of self-righteous morons
>>22102644My dog loves celery and carrots.
>>22102686You didn't refer to GMOs until now.
I like to pretend like I'm gonna give my cat people food that isn't stuff cat like like fruits or vegetables or bread just 'cause she has a really funny perplexed reaction everytime
>>22102726I let my cat sniff my jalapeno flavored nicotine pouches and he looked extremely offended at me.
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>>22102731I don't smoke weed indoors but I do roll joints before I go to my yard to smoke. If my car is in the same room when I roll he looks at me like I'm a cunt and leaves because he hates the smell of potent skunky buds.
>>22102737(Not) fun fact: weed is actually quite toxic to cats. Those people who give their cats the pillow case treatment are massive cunts. They aren't getting their cat stoned. They're poisoning the poor thing.
>>22102741That's complete bullshit
>>22102744https://millisanimalhospital.com/blog/is-marijuana-toxic-to-cats/https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/marijuana-intoxication-in-dogs-and-catshttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6042427/Tl;dr: cats don't metabolize thc the same way humans do and it can cause significant neurological distress and tank their core body temperature. I say this as someone who used to be one of those cunts getting their cats "stoned."If you're one of them, drop your ego and stop doing it. Cats have literally died from excessive exposure.
>>22102741I don't know if it's toxic but smoking anything indoors around pets is really shitty you know what behavior.
>>22102671She's dead now rip
>>22102639This guy just thinks about celery all day and has celery posters up on the walls of his studio apartment which he spends all his time in preparing celery and muttering to himself about celery.
>>22102681>it's just fucking celery man
cats love weed actually
>>22102686>thoughbeitSevere mental illness
>>22102741> Pillow case treatmentThat sounds ridiculous, what happened to laundry basket treatment? Jesus Christ, these kids>>22102752I didn't know this, poor babies. I trapped my cat under a laundry basket when I was a teen to try getting her high, now I feel extra bad. She obviously hated it so I never tried again but I never knew it was that badThanks for sharing!
>>22102741>pillow case treatmentother people put cats in pillow cases and throw them off bridges too?
>>22102630Mirepoix fodder exclusively, nothin else. period.
>>22102639>I've... tasted celery you people wouldn't believe
>>22102737>If my car is in the same room when I roll he looks at me like I'm a cuntsmoke less
>>22104612Or keep your car in the garage.
