My wife made linguine with mussels!
are you on a diet why do you have like 3 linguines lol
>>22102716How was it? Looks a tiny bit dry for my tasteI love mussels, would eat
>>22102716Looks like she hates you.
When a woman cooks mussels she wants to be FILLED WITH CUM>>22102930WRONG
>>22102716why are you eating out of an ashtray?
Nobody cares normalfaggot. I hope she from anal and breast cancer at the same time
>>22103525Want to try that again in English, fuckwit?
>wife wants you to have musselsoh no no no
>>22103322>When a woman cooks mussels she wants to be FILLED WITH CUMVirgin here, are there any other food singles which the females employ to get fucked in the holes?
>>22102716are you like 5'1" and weigh 90lbs?
>>22102716
>>22102716Looks good enjoy
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>>22103538> Charcuterie> Pastries> Pasta
>>22103823I remember that anon, he's a lucky bastard
>>22103894QRD?
>>22104192They call it a "woman", and there are holes there which you are supposed to desire
Your wife served you an overpriced gourmet dish that inconvenient to eat. She wants something of equal economic value. Is this the best way to go about in a marriage? Trading favors based on dollar value.
>>22102716>My wife made linguineIs this what it's called now?