The Uncrustables killer has arrived
>put peanut butter and jelly on bread>eat itHow is it that people are incapable of doing this?
>>22104131Have you not seen the hundred or so "here's the $144 of stuff you must buy to make this $4 burger" threads?
>>22104139Sure but what does that have to do with spending like $10 on peanut butter, jelly and bread and making like 12 sandwiches out of it?
>>22104131They're frozen and thaw out in about 3-4 hours. Chuck it in the kids lunch box with a cold drink, the drink is still cool and the rest of the lunch is about room temp. It's a convenience thing.
>>22104131They’re stupid is the answer. Most people see this product and, even if you told them you can just do the same at home with a sandwich cutter and some plastic bags, they’ll have a reason why they’re too stupid to do it.
>>22104143People are proud of how useless they are and will go to amazing lengths to rationalize it.
>>22104131You have to remember that it was necessary to invent Easy Mac, because boiling water and putting noodles into it for ten minutes was too hard for most of the american population.
I like easy Mac because it's faster than having to boil and drain water and it's also neatly portioned
The only people I can think of who eat Uncrustables are children with lazy parents and professional athletes who don't have time to make a sandwich and just consume endless calories per day because they work out so much
>$1.50 apieceNot a bad deal at all for a ready-to-eat meal. A homemade burger or sammich with meat would cost like $2 minimum.
>>22104129The problem with uncrustables is the terrible peanut butter. Do these have good pb?
>Forced to be on college meal plan>Weekly reset soon, still have swipes left>Go to the Grab 'n Go section>Grab three bags of pretzels and an uncrustable >Grab three bags of pretzels and an uncrustable>Grab three bags of pretzels and an uncrustable>Store the 'wiches in a friend's rented minifridgeThose PRETZELS were MAKING me thirsty.
>>22104131Most fellow Americans are notoriously obese and retarded. They are consumers at heart and loathe the thought of making their own food. That's time taken away from consuming. It's really that simple. Just look at the board for example half the threads are literally what their preferred slop is whether store bought or fastfood.
>>22104129>uncrustable :|>uncrustable, but square :Othat's you, op.>>22104431british>>22104780australian
>>22104785American, I just happen to make my own food, its called "cooking". Buying premade meals isn't cooking, its consuming.
>>22104797>I just happen to make my own foodand you're upset that others live differently than you?how german (read: faggy) of you, anon.
>>22104799No, because it doesn't affect me personally. I am just stating a fact and opinions about my country. Walk into any Walmart and observe what people put in their cart and correlate it to how healthy/fat they are. Like other anons have stated, people love to idolize laziness. Ill leave the thread alone now.
>>22104774Can you tell me how to unsubscribe from your blog?
>>22104814>I am just stating a fact and opinions about my countryyeah, it's that opinion part that's odd, anon.>Walk into any Walmartno, no.i don't do that and haven't in almost 5 years.
>>22104431no it’s too hard for kids lolI remember eating easy mac for breakfast once as a kid and my aunt called it fat people behavior
>>22104129$9 for 6, 88g (~3 Oz) PB&J sandwiches, lol.
>>22104829>no it’s too hard for kids lolWeird, I made Oatmeal and Hamburger Helper when I was 8
>>22104131It's the natural progression for people too lazy to open two separate jars.
