Confess something you're a little ashamed to admit. I begin:I eat Snickers with the top touching my tongue so I can feel the veins
I tell people not to eat goyslop and often still eat it myself.
>>22104220I do that think that Jack does with his tongue, I didn't notice I did until everyone commented on him doing it and ate something later.
Did it move?
I have pseudodysphagia and cannot eat if another person can see me and often still struggle to eat even if I'm alone. Every time I eat I feel like I'm choking. I'm ashamed because I feel like a piece of shit every time someone asks me to go out or asks why I'm not eating at an event and I have to make up something to lie to them so I don't have to admit I have the world's most retarded mental disorder.
>>22104286I will say a prayer for you.
>>22104220to cut down on dishes i have been reusing the same dirty plate and bowl to eat for almost 2 weeks now, washing them every 2 weeks or so. this has been going on for about 3 months.my sense of taste is poor and for my amusement, i purposely make "revolting" food combinations that upset people. one example is a lunchmeat and banana taco, with the lunchmeat acting as a taco shell and the banana as a filler.i recently went outside for the first time in months and had a pleasant time. seeing all the braless girls has been the highlight of this year so far. i will go outside again soon.i have no table in my room and eat on the floor cross legged with a towel on the floor for a "tablecloth".i do not peel root vegetables.after cutting spicy peppers i enjoy the burning sensation after touching my genitals.recently i have started soaking beans before cooking and regret not doing so sooner as it eliminates the digestional discomfort.i take back all the negative things i have said about corn. it tastes great anyway it is prepared.
>>22104238I THINK IT MOVED
Very occasionally I’ll toss out some junk food I’ve decided I shouldn’t eat, but then pull it out of the trash can later and eat it (only if it’s in it’s packaging, hasn’t touched anything else, there isn’t something gross in the can, and no one else is around). Happened last week with a cherry fritter that was meh.>>22104383Banana wrapped in lunchmeat is probably a food they ate in the 60’s. >after cutting spicy peppers i enjoy the burning sensation after touching my genitalsI think him saying this out loud led to a banned from repeats episode of Emeril Live
>>22104220i only eat snickers ice cream bars, not the candy bars.candy bars are ingredients for milkshakes, not to be eaten alone.
>>22104286>Every time I eat I feel like I'm chokingsmaller bites, chew longer.women have done this since the dawn of fucking time.
>>22104383>for my amusement, i purposely make "revolting" food combinations that upset peoplenobody is around you, anon.nobody is upset by that which they cannot experience.
>>22104806it's a mental disorder. I often feel like I'm choking when I swallow my own spit and when I drink water. I've basically eaten a liquid diet for 4 years.
>>22104830Lorazapam. Helped me a lot anon. Stops that choking thing for the most part.
>>22104220I tongue sauce cups like a vagina until they are squeaky clean. Chik-Fil-A sauce. Garlic sauce. Big Mac sauce. Doesn't matter. I lick them to the last drop. But only when people (including my gf) aren't looking.
>>22104835Unfortunately wouldn't work for a few different reasons. I work basically all day from when I wake up to when I go to sleep so I have to eat all of my meals at work, where I can't be on drugs. And I have a high likelihood of being drug tested because of the nature of my job. I also can't OMAD because of stomach issues so I have to eat like 8 to 10 small meals throughout the day. Most of the time I just drink milk or protein shakes.
>>22104830seems like a stress manifestation.that sucks.
>>22104220I've eaten food that I threw out the night before (usually fast food left in the bag)I once melted a spatula in a dip I made (it was expensive to make) and still ate the dip I eat fast food or takeout like every fucking day and it sucks I'm trying to stop >>22104220
>>22104286Agreed with smaller bites and chew for a very long time, which only benefits you by the way we chew our food way too quick. Also just admit that you have a mental illness but find a way to make to funny.
>>22104986Have you gone to therapy? Sounds absolutely awful I'm sorry anon. Can you ego death on shrooms and tell yourself lmao I'm not choking ?
