>>22104770
The light crunch out of the toaster? The ever-so-slight sweetness? Yeah it's the English muffin for me too.

the only English person place or thing I ever liked

>>22104997
So-called "english" muffins were actually invented by Jewish Pakistanis from Jamaica in 1953 in London's ethnic melting pot of Brick Lane. After driving the busses, saving the NHS and rebuilding Britain from the devastation caused by the Nazis all day long, the Jewish Pakistanis from Jamaica had left out their aromatic chapatis to cool upon the windowsill of a curry shop when all of a sudden Nick Griffin's dad came along and ate them, one and all. Walking away, he licked his white lips, rubbed his drooping belly racistally and let out a mighty National Front burp. So the Jewish Pakistanis from Jamaica had to find out a way to make chapatis from the few ingredients they had left, and quickly because they had to drive the busses again. And that is the real story about how so-called "english" muffins were born.

I like them because they freeze way better than bagels