I invented a new way to cook eggs
>>22105507>What you're describing is what you described$1,000,000,000,000.00 company
The yoke is the best part of the egg why would I discard it?
>>22105507people dont do it because its fucking retarded
I cook chicken patties in the toaster but it doesn't mean I invented nothin
>>22105507wut
>>22105507you invented a new way to suck
> we have your fucked up fried eggs sir > that’ll be 10.99 + tip
>>22105507Stop using A.I. you fucking retard. It’s useless. Grow a brain of your own.
>>22105515You’ll soon invent a nice fire in there.
>>22105565
>>22105507I will fry and egg until fhe whites solidify a bit, crack the yolk, gently spread it around over the whites to create a marbled looking mixture. It's exceptional for egg sandwiches and it is called marbled eggs I think. Runny yolks upset me when pit on sandwiches because it is too damned messy to eat.
>>22105566naw the toaster grates just get seasoned like a good cast iron
>>22105507Death to clankers
>>22105652you should race them to it
>>22105507Are you that whiz kid from the UK who invented a brand new computer?
>>22105583like cocktwerk
>>22105507>throwing away part of the egg is a new cooking technique
>>22105565>"liBraRiaNs aRe uSeLesS"you're fucking retarded.
>>22105515So you invented something?
>>22105693
>>22105583
soooo fried egg whites with half of yolk add halfway through?why would anyone want that
>>22106876lower cholesterol and fat
>>22105510to fully cook a yolk without partially discarding it you have to cook the white more than necessary
>>22105507so what are you naming the technique?
which name should i use for my unique cooking method?
>>22105507>throwing out the most expensive part of the eggretard
>>22107074just eat egg whites??? or something else???sounds as efficient as picrelated
>>22107553in my experience, egg whites take a lot of oil to not stick to the pan. also with this method, you still get some of the yummy yolk. This follows the same logic as the fit bros who will tell you make a 4 egg omelet using 1 whole egg and whites from 3 eggs.
Why would you discard yolk? If you don't like it, separate it from the egg whites at the beginning, and just eat the egg whites.
>>22105565people who rely on AI never had a brain in the first place
>>22107970>This follows the same logic as the fit bros who will tell you make a 4 egg omelet using 1 whole egg and whites from 3 eggs.but that's 1 egg and some shit poured from egg whites bottle or whatever the fuck the form they are selling inwhat the "half egg yolk" sounds is like a completely unnecessary complication you've invented for no reason
>>22107553sickos.jpg