I have a minorly invasive procedure tomorrow, and we have that dumbshit parasite going around. I can eat whatever tonight apparently, but have to fast until the procedure. But I'd like to eat something that's going to digest easily so I'm nice and clear in the morning, since they have to scan my gut/bowels.Normally, honestly, I'd have a big salad and probably feel all cleared up in the morning but it seems like salad might have the parasite. What the fuck should I get from the store, or pick up from somewhere?
>>2210612864oz porterhouse steak
make a PBJ and calm down, avoid all greens for the next 4 weeks
>>22106128>I can eat whatever tonight apparently, but have to fast until the procedure.I can guarantee that they told you not to eat or drink for at least 24 hours before the procedure and you just weren't paying attention. That's if this even happened, someone needing to be told to eat plain chicken & rice reeks of bottery.
>>22106204The fuck are you talking about? I've never, once had a 24 hour fast for a minor procedure/scan and I have a fucking replacement joint. Even for that, they asked me not to eat before 7 PM but I'd be fine to go the next day. I've been asked to not eat 5 hours before the procedure, which would be too early for me to get up and eat anyways. I'm literally driving myself fucking home.>someone needing to be told to eat plain chicken & rice reeks of bottery.How is that bottery? You're brainrotted by this site if you think so.
>>22106204I'm convinced most of the "hey answer this super retarded question" posts are made by the jannies because this website is fucking dead and they don't have an ounce of creativity in their boot licking brains.
>>22106263>How is that bottery?Do you believe a real person couldn't figure out what to eat for 1 single>what won't upset my tummymeal?
>>22106308No, I'm looking for suggestions because this is a food and cooking board and was hoping for some ideas before I go to the store this afternoon. Also, considering there's a fucking bug going around, I don't know what I'm not putting myself at risk with eating.I also don't want to eat plain fucking chicken and rice. Looking for an in between that might be good.
>>22106329>considering there's a fucking bug going around, I don't know what I'm not putting myself at risk with eating.It seems like you haven't even Googled what this parasite is in.
>>22106263They didn't have to jmage your bowels for the joint procedure.
>>22106372And they're not imaging my bowels for this.
>>22106128Fish, rice, steamed.
>>22106437>they have to scan my gut/bowels
>>22106491I mean generalized area, but whatever. At this point the thread is useless.
>>22106725>I meanYou used a word, he used the same word. Holy shit dude, make a list of the last 10 things you ate which passed through you cleanly then cook one and fuck off.
>>22106128I wish you luck friend. I'm just getting over some GI trouble that sent me to the ER. I was shidding and farding myself for two weeks straight. My ass was redder than a baboon hooker. Stay safe.
>>22106263Get wrecked then. Not the dude you’re replying to, but an rn. You get sick, vomit while masked up and out, they may get most of it out of your lungs. If not- enjoy the pneumonia and sepsis and slow death. Asshole
>>22106263He's absolutely correct. One of the common side effects of some of the chemicals used in anaesthesia is that they make you vomit, while you're unconscious and laying flat on your back. This results in all that vomit (and any food that hasn't escaped your stomach) going into your lungs, where it burns your lung tissue due to the stomach acid, and prevents you from exchanging CO2 for oxygen, and can very easily kill you.Best practice is a 24 hour fast before going under anaesthesia. They don't even like you drinking water for eight hours before surgery. If they have to do emergency surgery they'll do it and hope for the best for you, but it's a known serious risk.My uncle was an anaesthesiologist and one time he walked into a patient's room while prepping for her surgery and found her family in there with a big bucket of fried chicken, and the nurse ignoring them feeding it to her. You can guess the racial demographics of the nurse and patient and family, obviously. Anyway, he cancelled surgery for her because he didn't want to deal with a dead nigger stinking up his operating room with her vomit.
>Between jobs.>Budgeting mode, GO!>Haven't had fast food in weeks. :(>Haven't had fast food in weeks. :)
>>22106725wtf is an invasive scan? the premise of the thread was retarded and vague and invited itself to be destroyed
>>22106437Was claimed in the OP that it was; either you're imitating OP, or you're retarded.Possibly both.
