this is what proper sausage rolls look like.
so inferior to british sausage rolls and its not even close.
>>22106390thats a hotdog thonot a sausageretard
>>22106497sosig is as sosig does
We call them wiener winks on the east coast
>>22106497A hotdog is a low-quality type of sausage. Pic related.
>>22106390I had to work with this guy years ago and I just always hated him we never got along but I'm a big boy and I did my best to treat him professionally as a colleague. Then one day we are in Houston in the morning and need a quick breakfast so I suggest Shipley's. And then the fucking prick had the audacity to talk shit about kolaches. I told my manager the next Monday it was me or him.
>>22106390That's a pig in blanket or kolache whatever you wanna call it. Similar, but not same as a sausage roll you get in GB. Source: visited there many times.
sausage rolls in the UK are perfect and made with real sausage meat, get this goyslop away from me
>>22106524My Asian run donut store calls in sausage rolls
>>22106560Yeah well they call you a lot of things when you're out of earshot buddy.
>>22106564They do it in front of your face in their languages. Learn the common insults in Asian languages and you'll hear them calling the foreign customers like you bad names all the time.
>>22106582That's not true that's just what paranoid racist people think. they don't mock people who pay them money.
Americans are so fucking stupid
>>22106390the arrogance of the brits cannot be understated.they're wrong about everything and yet they still refuse to admit it.
>>22106632>they don't mock people who pay them moneywow, you're very gullible.
>>22106513To be fair, Shipley’s is not what it used to be. The best kolaches in Houston come from random Asian-owned donut shops.
oh my god yes, can't find this anywhere in usonly the gay hotdog buns
>>22106767That's strictly a jaded spoiled white person thing to hate your customers
>>22107066that's just what paranoid racist people think
>>22106761Go eat dunkin donuts and canned ravioli
>>22106390damn americans really fumbled this one
>>22106390>American sausages in American breadThat's pretty much bottom of the barrel.
>>22106632I'm sure some do that. Unless you're naive bigot who thinks asians can't be assholes?
>>22106498well this sosig is as sosig does your mom lol
>>22106390Nah these are just oversized "pig in a blanket" pastries. The English sausage roll mogs it. It is easily one of the best pastries on earth, a fucking hot dog in basic pastry dough can't compete. That's probably the nicest thing I'd ever say about British food (or anything British for that matter)
>>22106390Britain has the best cuisine in the world
>>22107492You fell for clickbait, this never happened.How old are you?
miss these motherfuckers so much after moving from texas. opening a box of these bad boys was better than christmas. trying to find a recipe to make my own because california doesn't have them in donut stores. I used to have a humble hole in the wall drive thru with this nice polynesian dude who would always hook me up with an extra one or thrown in a super yeasty soft glazed donut without even asking.
>>22107537>it never happened>source : british government stitch up
>>22107537>A witness, who worked at a different restaurant, claimed she overheard Albattikhi speaking to her employer. The group had been discussing having sex with girls, when Albattikhi claimed he had previously had sex with Downes. The group then joked that she had "gone into the kebabs".[19]>Another witness claimed that Albattikhi's brother confided in them that they knew what had happened to Downes. He claimed that Downes had been murdered, and chopped up, and that there had been a lot of blood. The witness had apparently then been threatened not to tell anyone, and later offered "an interest-free £20,000 loan" from Reveshi to keep quiet. However, the witness spoke to the police in December 2004.Once we've kicked out the browns we'll use their meatgrinders to chop up every single one of you apologists and feed you to animals at the zoo
>>22107406kekbodied that freak
>>22107599Pasting from wikipedia is not proof of anything and it was found to be untrue, better luck next time.
>>22107725>it was found to be untrueit was not you lying piece of shitthe court did not reach a verdict
>>22106390Kys
>>22107922I'm sorry. I just don't like pastry as savory food :(
>>22106390Oil why they little bekkies be in butthole cases?
>>22107922We put them in flaky crust too if you want
>>22106390Id Fuck(stick my dick inside and cum) all of those
>>22107938retard
>>22107492calling a group of murderers and cannibals a "grooming gang" is pretty funny
>>22107973Likely to be dogshit pastry, definitely will be a dogshit sausage. Americans don't do them well, like many things
>>22106390our cheese grillers look like this
>>22106390If you don't call these pigs in a blanket you're gay.