GUYS HELPI cannot stop using this stuff. Once I tried it I fell in love and now I use it on everything. I use it to season all my meat, in my noodles, on pizza, fuck I’ll even dash a little onto my fries. I rarely eat a hot savoury meal without it. Only problem is, my family abhors the fishy stench. What can I use instead that will scratch that salty, savoury itch without stinking up the house? I can’t go back to soy sauce. I am hopelessly addicted to fermented anchovies.
>>22107334tell those betas they can cope and seethe. start wearing your fish sauce as a cologne.
>>22107334murder is the only correct solution here
>>22107334Marry a vietnamese woman
>>22107334Yeah it's great. I picked up after watching Mark Weins, that weirdo, make the best looking Thai fried rice. One of the condiments he makes is fish sauce plus Thai chilis and lime in a little bow. That shit is super addicting even my super white In-laws were dipping everything into it. It does give you gnarly farts though
>>22107334It's great, but it fucking REEKS. Can't stand how it makes the whole house smell even upstairs.
>>22107334Worcestershire
nigga that shit taste like rotting fish! It's fucking shit and makes everyone think you live in a dumpster or eat thai pussy
>>22107334>Only problem is, my family abhors the fishy stench.I had a half thai ex who would use that shit on everything too. I also hated the stench. Just spoiled everything.
>>22107334unironically tell them to get fucked and that you have ascended
>>22107334Mushroom ketchup
tell them that they don't like the smell because it makes them feel uncomfortable about their vaginas but they should grow up and stop thinking everything is about the smell of their genitals.
